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Old Mar 30, 2006 | 03:38 AM
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its massive and rips my ------- to shreds and it bleeds.

i think i eat too many frosted mini wheats.
Old Mar 30, 2006 | 03:41 AM
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I like to call those 'pop can' *****.
Old Mar 30, 2006 | 03:50 AM
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i call them the closest experience to prison sex possible id imagine
Old Mar 30, 2006 | 04:00 AM
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those hurt.
Old Mar 30, 2006 | 04:13 AM
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i dont know what iv ben eating but iv shat like champ this month so i recomend increasing the "mc d's" Loob those internals up lol
Old Mar 30, 2006 | 07:41 AM
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yea me to...happens every now and again. when ive been drinking alot. i thought maybe my ulcer or some hemmroid thingy. when you find out let me know
Old Mar 30, 2006 | 07:57 AM
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hemroid FTW!
Old Mar 30, 2006 | 12:03 PM
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drink coffee, you'll get the opposite affect. that is of course if you're wanting the opposite affect
Old Mar 30, 2006 | 12:12 PM
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I just filled the ladies room toliet to the lid, not sure what I ate last night but dear god I feel bad for the person who goes in there.

Toliet punishers for life
Old Mar 30, 2006 | 12:18 PM
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Lol anyone ever eat Sams Club pizza. When we get that crap I get all messed up. I'l have a large plug holding everything back, once that goes it's all liquid and chunks from there.



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