sometimes when i deuce
03-30-2006, 10:18 PM
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Re: sometimes when i deuce
Originally Posted by dai the flu
i hate it when a litle bit of water splashes up and touches the ****. thats not cool
03-31-2006, 01:19 AM
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Re: sometimes when i deuce
How many people just let it rip in public bathrooms or do you try to contain it and let it out slowly and as quiet as possible? Usually I ---- in stealth and you'd never know I was in the next stall until the stench hits you and you'd be dead by then and to late to retaliate. But I was at Barnes and Nobles the other day and all of a sudden I had mad gut rot and had to nearly run the ******* and I could of imagined it was so loud car alarms were going off outside and peoples ears were bleeding it was such a explosion that came out. It was so powerful it made bady Jesus cry. 
03-31-2006, 01:32 AM
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Re: sometimes when i deuce
I just yell, "Who does number 2 work for" 
03-31-2006, 04:27 AM
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Re: sometimes when i deuce
I ate some 3 week old expired sour cream the yesterday. You can't have tacos without sour cream 
and the sour cream was brand new, never opened, so it's got to be good right? I ate the grub at about 10pm. Needed to ---- at 10.30pm but was trying to hold it. 10.45 I shitted. 11.oo needed to ---- again, but this time I held it... until 12ish am when I got home and then shitted. An hour later needed to ---- again, but wasnt going to, the smell was too much to experience 3 times. Well when I woke up this morning and when to the garage to tinker with some ----, I tinkered with the ---- alright, cause I ran back inside and took a ----. Felt great. Oh and the sour cream is still bothering me, I need to take a ---- right now.
Moral of the story, they have expiration dates for a reason. Expired food is no good, except for expired cookies, donuts, chips, crackers, they may taste a little dry and stale, but ---- it, just stay away from expired dairy.
and the sour cream was brand new, never opened, so it's got to be good right? I ate the grub at about 10pm. Needed to ---- at 10.30pm but was trying to hold it. 10.45 I shitted. 11.oo needed to ---- again, but this time I held it... until 12ish am when I got home and then shitted. An hour later needed to ---- again, but wasnt going to, the smell was too much to experience 3 times. Well when I woke up this morning and when to the garage to tinker with some ----, I tinkered with the ---- alright, cause I ran back inside and took a ----. Felt great. Oh and the sour cream is still bothering me, I need to take a ---- right now. Moral of the story, they have expiration dates for a reason. Expired food is no good, except for expired cookies, donuts, chips, crackers, they may taste a little dry and stale, but ---- it, just stay away from expired dairy.
03-31-2006, 04:39 AM
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Re: sometimes when i deuce
asian ******** should be illegal
03-31-2006, 12:56 PM
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Re: sometimes when i deuce
We used to work in this big building and we had to use th epublic toliets. My buddy always screamed" Who does number two work for". i myself used to scream ' oh my god" or grunt really loud or kick the door and yell . you should of seen the looks on peoples faces , it was priceless.
03-31-2006, 12:59 PM
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Re: sometimes when i deuce
Woot new sig!
03-31-2006, 02:31 PM
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Re: sometimes when i deuce
hemroids... haha
04-01-2006, 01:27 AM
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Re: sometimes when i deuce
butt head once told beavis you have to be polite.
next time try saying "please come out of my butt"
next time try saying "please come out of my butt"
04-01-2006, 01:29 AM
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Re: sometimes when i deuce
it looks like a demented poo poo platter offering
