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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 03:55 PM
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Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...

First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up theywent.

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on!" So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are f**king impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."
Old Jan 23, 2006 | 04:05 PM
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funny ----
Old Jan 24, 2006 | 10:35 AM
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LOL funny but ain't it the truth
Old Jan 24, 2006 | 12:12 PM
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Skimmed through it, heh : )
Old Jan 24, 2006 | 12:15 PM
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HAHAHA
Old Jan 24, 2006 | 12:21 PM
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The only problem with the story is that you know that as soon as the first one got sent down after getting to the fifth floor, the whole city, well the women, knew about the 5th floor.

I mean come on, the news would ------ like fire in the summer.


funny still..........and real...
Old Jan 24, 2006 | 12:41 PM
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that's good ---- right there
Old Jan 24, 2006 | 01:35 PM
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I'd be in the basement
Old Jan 24, 2006 | 01:41 PM
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hahahahaha so true
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