Meet Einstein

http://www.koreus.com/media/smart-bird.html

 

thats ------ awesome.

 

thats badd!

 

i saw that a few edays ago on animal planet. that ---- is crazy. "superstar" hahaha

 

i kinda wanna invite that bird over for some beers, he seems like a cool dude to hang with haha

 

aaaah, a drunken parot. I had a cockatiel but it died last week

 

stick it in her butt!!

 

My friend inherited a parrot when his gramps died. It was cool in some ways, REAL annoying in others.

It knew how to curse. It said "*******" and "eat a dick", ALOT. and LOUD. like
"*******, *******, *******, *******, woo hoo, woohoo, *******, *******, *******"
Funny at first, but that ---- got old quick.

Also, whenever the phone would ring, the bird would go "Brrriiiiinnngggg ring. HELLO" and keep repeating that for like 5 minutes.

You're trying to talk on the phone and the ------- bird keeps going "brrriiiiiiingg ring , HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, HElLLO, HELLO. ring ring. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO"
SHUT THE ---- UP BIRD
"*******, *******, *******, *******, woo hoo, woohoo, *******, *******, *******"

After awhile it started to get mean, because noone played with it as much as his gramps did. It started shitting at people. If you got within 3 feet of it's cage, it would projectile ---- at you. NASTY. They had to put plexiglass on the inside of the cage. It didn't last much longer at their house after that. I'm not sure what happened to it.

 

I know what happened to it, original recipe.

 

I wonder if she named it "Einstien" before it knew all those tricks?