Smart Bird
 

Meet Einstein

http://www.koreus.com/media/smart-bird.html

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thats ------ awesome. :o

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thats badd!

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i saw that a few edays ago on animal planet. that ---- is crazy. "superstar" hahaha

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i kinda wanna invite that bird over for some beers, he seems like a cool dude to hang with haha

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aaaah, a drunken parot. I had a cockatiel but it died last week :(

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stick it in her butt!!

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My friend inherited a parrot when his gramps died. It was cool in some ways, REAL annoying in others.

It knew how to curse. It said "nutsack" and "eat a dick", ALOT. and LOUD. like
"NUTSACK, NUTSACK, NUTSACK, NUTSACK, woo hoo, woohoo, NUTSACK, NUTSACK, NUTSACK"
Funny at first, but that ---- got old quick.

Also, whenever the phone would ring, the bird would go "Brrriiiiinnngggg ring. HELLO" and keep repeating that for like 5 minutes.

You're trying to talk on the phone and the ------- bird keeps going "brrriiiiiiingg ring , HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, HElLLO, HELLO. ring ring. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO"
SHUT THE ---- UP BIRD
"NUTSACK, NUTSACK, NUTSACK, NUTSACK, woo hoo, woohoo, NUTSACK, NUTSACK, NUTSACK"

After awhile it started to get mean, because noone played with it as much as his gramps did. It started shitting at people. If you got within 3 feet of it's cage, it would projectile ---- at you. NASTY. They had to put plexiglass on the inside of the cage. It didn't last much longer at their house after that. I'm not sure what happened to it.

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I know what happened to it, original recipe.

http://www.kfc.com/images/bucket.jpg

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I wonder if she named it "Einstien" before it knew all those tricks?