When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but
there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In University I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she
was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with
stability.

When I was 21 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never
got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 25 I found an exciting girl but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to
another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met.
She made me miserable as often as happy.! She was great fun initially and very energetic, but
directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

When I turned 28, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and
married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 31 and am looking for a girl with big ****.

 

hahahaha, nice

 

 

pretty funny!

 

haha, nice one.

 

hahah! good stuff.

 

classic

 

 

LOL... Good laugh! Thanks for that.