I have the oil leak that's getting bigger and bigger, I know what it is and it won't take more than ten minutes to fix but I don't have any jack stands or a jack or any tools... if somebody could help me out I'd buy some beer.

 

Factory jack, $10 jack stands, $20 metric tool kit. That's what I would go for, just get the shitty stuff from wal mart.

 

I live in an apartment complex on campus...like a block away from the police station. and they don't go for the half drunk college kid laying down in a parking lot while other half drunk college kids drive by....

in otherwords I can't do the work here...I need some hook ups...

 

Yeah, I know how that bs goes.. just go to an autoparts store, buy all the ---- you need while you are there, fix it in the parking lot (and change your oil while you are at it). People repair their cars all day long in parts store parking lots.

Otherwise, start calling around some shops.

 

theres a guy on here that did a motor swap at his campus.....sure you could pull it off.

 

Just do it, last week I watched a friend drop the gas tank of a GMC jimmy in a Burger King parking lot just 25' away from the drivethrough....

Some bonehead walked by and asked us if that was a safe thing to do

 

if I just pop off the intake manif I won't have to put the car on stands...hmmm... thanks for the offer but I doubt the car will make it that far.

 

I'm leavin oil trails all over the apt complex, hehe...