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Honda16hb 03-18-2004 05:52 PM

"how not to install block posts" :-x
 
the tap needed is 3/8" NC16, it says that on the invoice, you just have to look carefully. the drill bit needed is 5/16", it says that on the tap, you just have to look carefully. I drilled some of the most crooked ass off center holes you could have ever imagined, then I taped them and threw some posts in. I still need to epoxy the bitch up, I know a place that sells some alumiminum ----, it should be sexy.

these didn't need to be perfectly centered and such, did they?

pictures are here!!:
http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Pictures%20180.jpg
that's me with the school's tap and die set

http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Pictures%20181.jpg
there's the work area, notice the seat cover on the ground to assist in clean-up

http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Pictures%20182.jpg
as you can see the locations to be drilled were precisely marked using dry erase board marker.

http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Pictures%20183.jpg
the drilling getting ready to go, damn the drill slid around alot.

http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Pictures%20184.jpg
we had to go jack this guy's tools, he has alot of tools so I always borrow them. notice he is doing something important under that car.

http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Pictures%20186.jpg
I punched some holes to keep the drill straight, notice the green paint, that means that ---- belongs to the other guy.

http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Pictures%20187.jpg
notice the nice homemade haircut I have, I did that myself the night before these pictures were taken.

http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Pictures%20188.jpg
look at that drill go.

http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Pictures%20189.jpg
what a perfect hole. I told everyone that came by that I was putting in speed holes to make the block lighter.

http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Pictures%20190.jpg
tap that ----. that's the school's tap.

http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Pictures%20191.jpg
In this picture you can really see just how crooked that hole was drilled.

http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Pictures%20192.jpg
I'm not the only one who was off center, endyne couldn't get their screw driver holes in the middle of any of the posts they gave me, I guess I followed their example.

http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Pictures%20193.jpg
that's just how crooked that ---- got drilled. not really, I'm just getting rid of that little webbing piece of ----, I need to drill a hole there.

http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Pictures%20194.jpg
this is the one with one hole off to one side, and another hole off to the other side, I figure they will balance out.

http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Pictures%20195.jpg
damn I look funny in that picture, representing the cruces swimming which I quit mid-way through because 6am is too early to be swimming.

http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Pictures%20196.jpg
It's a good thing this guy took all the pictures or they would have ended up just as blury. This shakey-ness could also be why all the holes were drilled crooked?

http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Pictures%20197.jpg
the traditional flipping it off pose.

http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Pictures%20198.jpg
my friend's blown turbo on his rx-7

http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Pictures%20199.jpg
that's right .82 exhaust, .48 compressor, you know how we do.

http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Pictures%20200.jpg
full motor shot. the cooling fan takes up more room than the engine.

http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Pictures%20201.jpg
yes, the dual fart pipes that aren't at the same height, gotta love it. :-X

HMT-Admin 03-18-2004 06:19 PM

Re:Installed block posts today!!
 
Well, you do want the posts in the middle of the cylinders for best placement, how much were you off? lol


Honda16hb 03-18-2004 09:19 PM

Re:Installed block posts today!!
 
pretty far, it looks like ----. On the intake side I have one off to one side, and one off to another side on the cylinder closest to the flywheel, that one looks the most like ----. When I get the pictures tomarrow or in 2 weeks you will see just how far off I was, the drill was shakey

crxrx7 03-18-2004 09:41 PM

Re:Installed block posts today!!
 
Just a little advice. When making hole is things that have important placement you should do this. First start off with a drift. A Drift is like a big ass nail that is real thick and pointy at the end. Put a mark where you want the hole to be with a marker or some that stands out. Then take the drift a Smack it into the marke that you made. You might have to do this a couple of times to make the divit deep enough that when you drill, the bit won't slip out of the hole. When you do drill use a smaller drill bit first that way it makes a nicer hole. Then dril with the desired drill bit to finish up. You will come come out with more professional looks and quality. If you don't belive me that what we did in tech school for airplanes. ;)
Happy drilling. ps: this works for anything.

Honda16hb 03-18-2004 09:57 PM

Re:Installed block posts today!!
 
hmm, too bad all 12 holes have already been drilled, tapped, and plugged. I used a punch, but I didn't use any sort of scientific method for determining where to put the holes, so they are off center and drilled crooked.

Dr.Boost 03-18-2004 10:08 PM

Re:Installed block posts today!!
 
Nice work. Way to go. That should do the job just as good as the right way.
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hotrex 03-19-2004 01:12 AM

Re:Installed block posts today!!
 
i smell a blown motor very near in kyles future.

projekteg 03-19-2004 08:22 AM

Re:Installed block posts today!!
 
wow, now i don't question why it took you three months to get your swap running in the first place. i would get the block honed because if you were that careless about them, i'm sure you torqued them too much as well and now your cylinders are out of wack.

Honda16hb 03-19-2004 05:16 PM

Re:Installed block posts today!!
 
honing was planned before the posts were installed, the cyliinders are a bit rusty from sitting in bamboo's garage. I probably did torque them too much, and I slammed the drill into the sleeves after the hole went through a couple times. I also kept drilling one time because I thought I was not yet through the block, so I got a little starter hole in one of my sleeves, good thing I have a post there.

Dr.Boost 03-19-2004 05:26 PM

Re:Installed block posts today!!
 

Originally Posted by kyle
honing was planned before the posts were installed, the cyliinders are a bit rusty from sitting in bamboo's garage. I probably did torque them too much, and I slammed the drill into the sleeves after the hole went through a couple times. I also kept drilling one time because I thought I was not yet through the block, so I got a little starter hole in one of my sleeves, good thing I have a post there.

Jesus man, I hope this is a joke. :-X :-\
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hotrex 03-19-2004 05:33 PM

Re:Installed block posts today!!
 
funny part it its not

Honda16hb 03-19-2004 05:57 PM

Re:Installed block posts today!!
 

Originally Posted by hotrex
funny part it its not

tru dat player.

DraginX 03-19-2004 06:11 PM

Re:Installed block posts today!!
 

Originally Posted by kyle
I probably did torque them too much, and I slammed the drill into the sleeves after the hole went through a couple times. I also kept drilling one time because I thought I was not yet through the block, so I got a little starter hole in one of my sleeves, good thing I have a post there.

BWAHAHAHAHA :-X Sorry! Wow I hope you take better precautions while doing anything else with your motor. Remember to drill out the hole and tap your oil pan before you put it back on also, cause it sounds to me like if you don't do it now you won't take the time to do it then :-\

turboboy 03-19-2004 06:12 PM

Re:Installed block posts today!!
 
take some pictures and do a write up, titled "how not to install block posts"

Honda16hb 03-19-2004 07:40 PM

Re:Installed block posts today!!
 
I'm going to go get the pictures right now, I'll have them up in 30 minutes.

hotrex 03-19-2004 07:57 PM

Re:Installed block posts today!!
 
man, i almost feel like sending you money because you and your car are so sad

Honda16hb 03-19-2004 09:16 PM

Re:Installed block posts today!!
 
here come the pictures, so the sadness will multiply. This is a long term project, so go ahead and send the money now, then I'll get it by the time I'm ready for the next step.

hotrex 03-19-2004 09:48 PM

Re:Installed block posts today!! pictures now, 56k call up the local dsl provide
 
kyle i knew you were a small piece of ----, but god damn man, you need to eat a square meal. but then again i guess that food stamps dont reallly allow you to properly nourish yourself in that trailor of yours.....

Dr.Boost 03-19-2004 09:55 PM

Re:Installed block posts today!! pictures now, 56k call up the local dsl provide
 
Were those pictures taken in Ethiopia? ???

Look at the ------- rust in those cylinders!!! :o WTf are you doing?!?!?!

BTW, you missed a spot on your hair cut. :P
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Honda16hb 03-19-2004 10:05 PM

Re:Installed block posts today!! pictures now, 56k call up the local dsl provide
 
I told you already, I moved out of the trailer park. I think I'm getting a little chubbed up in my stomach, but I don't take all kinds of roids and protein supplements and stuff like you do there hotcheeks.

I missed lots of spots in my haircut, I don't really care, this is hmt, not the miss pretty forum. if the hone job doesn't take care of the rust I'm going to give the cylinders a little bore, there's a boring bar at school too.

Ravage70 03-19-2004 10:51 PM

Re:Installed block posts today!! pictures now, 56k call up the local dsl provide
 
wow

Honda16hb 03-19-2004 11:11 PM

Re:Installed block posts today!! pictures now, 56k call up the local dsl provide
 

Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Were those pictures taken in Ethiopia? ???

everybody pictured is 18 or under, we haven't had time to get fat, and we're poor college students, so we can't eat like we live in lake havasu city.

hotrex 03-19-2004 11:53 PM

Re:Installed block posts today!! pictures now, 56k call up the local dsl provide
 
im a college student fool.....

hotrex 03-19-2004 11:53 PM

Re:Installed block posts today!! pictures now, 56k call up the local dsl provide
 
i eat more food in one day that your whole family eats in a week

Honda16hb 03-19-2004 11:57 PM

Re:Installed block posts today!! pictures now, 56k call up the local dsl provide
 

Originally Posted by hotrex
i eat more food in one day that your whole family eats in a week

probably.

Ravage70 03-19-2004 11:58 PM

Re:Installed block posts today!! pictures now, 56k call up the local dsl provide
 
i eat a lot also but im not fat
is ----- considered food

MikeJ-2009 03-20-2004 12:41 AM

Re:Installed block posts today!! pictures now, 56k call up the local dsl provide
 
Kyle,
You need to start keeping your hair to cover up that egg head. :D
WTF are you thinking just putting posts all over the place? I'm speechless. I can't even begin to flame you because I'm tired and it would never end.
I am kinda happy with your write-up though. Your gonna make me look like a posting genious when I post pics of my motor. haha.

88crxSi 03-20-2004 01:23 PM

Re:"how not to install block posts" :-x
 
kyle, you're hilarious!

RENR 03-20-2004 04:41 PM

Re:"how not to install block posts" :-x
 
http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Pictures%20195.jpg
dam thats a classic. i think a mullet fits u better.lol, nah i give u props kyle for doing that ---- yourself. keep up the crooked i mean good work. ;D

RENR 03-20-2004 05:32 PM

Re:"how not to install block posts" :-x
 
:o
http://www.newbieforces.com/files/pompadorda.jpg

89y7turbo 03-20-2004 06:00 PM

Re:"how not to install block posts" :-x
 
:D kyle, keep up the good work. i swear you guys just brighten up my day. i havent laughed this hard in weeks!thanx

Honda16hb 03-20-2004 06:45 PM

Re:"how not to install block posts" :-x
 
you guys are reall nice, really make me feel like family. I think I'll make more power than hotrex and my block is prettier than crx88si's.

crx2fast 03-21-2004 12:54 AM

Re:"how not to install block posts" :-x
 
hahaha

kyle you should just buy another block and start over :P

projekteg 03-22-2004 05:52 AM

Re:"how not to install block posts" :-x
 
http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Pictures%20195.jpg


are you bolegged? you really shouldn't give your self hmhc's, if you do, just get a gaurd and do it all one lenth. no wonder mary wouldn't leave her boy friend for you. good job on the block though :-\

88crxSi 03-22-2004 07:54 AM

Re:"how not to install block posts" :-x
 

Originally Posted by kyle
you guys are reall nice, really make me feel like family. I think I'll make more power than hotrex and my block is prettier than crx88si's.

you've seen my block? ???

Honda16hb 03-25-2004 03:39 PM

Re:"how not to install block posts" :-x
 
no, but I'm sure mine is better. kevin, she never saw a picture of me before, maybe now she'll leave him. and no, I'm not bolegged, at least I don't think so. That block is just heavy, it weighs like 115 lbs or so, the crank is still in it.

CivicComingSoon 03-29-2004 05:17 PM

Re:"how not to install block posts" :-x
 
lol notice the huge big block behind him, immagine what that would do in a civic.

hotrex 03-29-2004 06:43 PM

Re:"how not to install block posts" :-x
 
if your ---- bucket makes more power than my car, ill give you mine.

Honda16hb 03-29-2004 06:48 PM

Re:"how not to install block posts" :-x
 

Originally Posted by hotrex
if your ---- bucket makes more power than my car, ill give you mine.

sounds like a good deal, and if yours makes more power than mine then you won't be a big idiot.

I think that block is from the 96 maxima I stripped last semester, I'm not sure though, I didn't look at it. It's a v6 for sure though.

Stan 03-30-2004 08:35 AM

Re:"how not to install block posts" :-x
 
I think some pilot holes might have helped. Atleast you had the balls to drill holes in your block, props for that.

Stan


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