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Old 05-15-2006, 02:15 AM
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Try the bumbers
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Old 05-15-2006, 04:14 AM
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for the back i use the tow hook and for the the front i use the crossmember or right under the fenders.....
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Old 05-15-2006, 05:03 AM
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hahah ive been know to lift buicks from the gas tank
hahahah
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Old 05-15-2006, 10:06 AM
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I wasn't born with my vast knowledge. I achieved by watching infomercials. Car jacks are for mortals. I use my arms and lift it up and hold it up on my head then I have my arms free to do whatever I want. Like installing neon lights and so on. I mandrel bend my own piping by sticking finger inside it and bending my finger. For welding I hold two pipes together and giving them an indian burn/snake bite motion with my hand viola! I also have a tube coming into my my interior that I blow into...wham bam thank you mam, instant turbo. For fuel management I have a pocket ----- on my Jolly Roger and I urinate into it and have steel braided rubber tubing from the unit to my fuel rail and my super explosive high octane urnine handles all my extra fuel needs. I can tell the air fuel ratio just by opening my sun roof and smell the air and adjust urine and my breathing accordingly. You mortals are entertaining to watch. Last week I beat Zues by 4 car lengths and I snapped a timing belt and had time to pull a strand of my hair tie it together and use that for the time being. Not to mention I snapped a connnection rod and punched a hole in my block so I basically told the rod to go back to it's original shape or it would spend eternal life in Hell of being a connection rod in Walter's B16 and it instantly formed it's molecular structure into a Titanium connecting rod and informed the remaining steel connecting rods to do the same of terrible things would happen to it and they instantly transformed also. As for the hole in the engine block I mearly picked my nose and plugged the gapping hole with my bugger.
Now bath them and bring them to me and feed me the freshest fruits you have to offer.
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Old 05-15-2006, 10:54 AM
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LOL
i think he meant how he has no where to put a jack stand after he jack it up at the 4 factory jack points
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Old 05-15-2006, 02:18 PM
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I wasn't born with my vast knowledge. I achieved by watching infomercials. Car jacks are for mortals. I use my arms and lift it up and hold it up on my head then I have my arms free to do whatever I want. Like installing neon lights and so on. I mandrel bend my own piping by sticking finger inside it and bending my finger. For welding I hold two pipes together and giving them an indian burn/snake bite motion with my hand viola! I also have a tube coming into my my interior that I blow into...wham bam thank you mam, instant turbo. For fuel management I have a pocket ----- on my Jolly Roger and I urinate into it and have steel braided rubber tubing from the unit to my fuel rail and my super explosive high octane urnine handles all my extra fuel needs. I can tell the air fuel ratio just by opening my sun roof and smell the air and adjust urine and my breathing accordingly. You mortals are entertaining to watch. Last week I beat Zues by 4 car lengths and I snapped a timing belt and had time to pull a strand of my hair tie it together and use that for the time being. Not to mention I snapped a connnection rod and punched a hole in my block so I basically told the rod to go back to it's original shape or it would spend eternal life in Hell of being a connection rod in Walter's B16 and it instantly formed it's molecular structure into a Titanium connecting rod and informed the remaining steel connecting rods to do the same of terrible things would happen to it and they instantly transformed also. As for the hole in the engine block I mearly picked my nose and plugged the gapping hole with my bugger.
Now bath them and bring them to me and feed me the freshest fruits you have to offer.
my eyes.. sometimes i think that the not to know the english good is better to me for to read things thus .

today i installed the short shifter and i did see that i need other jack thought the factory jack too can to use...
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Old 05-16-2006, 08:16 AM
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Thank you...thank you.. I'll be here all night, be sure to tip your waitresses.
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Old 05-17-2006, 05:41 PM
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Thank you...thank you.. I'll be here all night, be sure to tip your waitresses.
You guys would like each other jag spends his whole life on here correcting peoples grammer and you are not ever turbo according to your screen name, so you look to the bottom of the food chain the make fun of people. :1
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Old 05-17-2006, 11:32 PM
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Haahahah your name is iroc. you probably don't even rock and just some lame redneck who drives a camaro. Actually my name is deceiving. I have a turbo volvo and my Z is soon to be twin turbo'd. I make fun of ---- nignobs like you cause it makes me feel like better afterwards and because mega retardo post like that and every other one Walter posts. I don't ever remember correcting his fucked up grammar knowing engrish isn't his first language. Hell my dog's grammar is better then mine! Arff arff! :1
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