your pissed and broke, so you
 

spend what little money you have left on more booze so you can ignore the fact that you are truly and utterly fucked, or you take the ~100$ or so and try to start stacking it little by little?

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gamble, turn that 100 into 1000

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Go on a killing spree or rob a bank

Re: your pissed and broke, so you
 

Buy a case of soup cups and Seagrams ginger ale and live ghettoliscous.

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smoke some salvia.

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make a 3mpg turbo bimmer.

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see id love to get motivated to somehow turn this money into the $4,000+ I need to pay rent but its so much easier to just shotgun really cheap beer and pass out early every night :X

and while im on campus the 20mpg turbo car only comes out to play a few times a week, unlike the ~1000+ miles per week the teg did :'(

im being a homo and riding my bike to class until i get more gas money

Re: your pissed and broke, so you
 

i would toss ya some cash but im just as broke as you are..

pawn some ---- before corey decides to pawn it for you :P

i pawned my guitar for 80 bucks today :X

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i should open up my own pawn shop. what kind of guitar was it?

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save it
dont spend a penny on any thing you dont need

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Ibanez GRX20L

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So the degree that will afford you a luxurious living hasn't taught you how to make a living yet?

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Step 1. GET DEGREE
Step 2. GO TO NY AND SUCK DICK
Step 3. ??? ??? ???
Step 4. Profit 8)

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Beats staying in a crime and filth ridden ghetto and wallowing in squallor while taking no efforts to improve yourself.

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I say take what ever money is left and use that as an investment for transportation to look for a JOB. After all else fails find a rich fat women to support you while you bang her cute best friend in the ass daily.

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going back to school attempting to enter a field where you dont have to suck dick to get ahead ftw

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Widebody is onto something. You aren't the most attractive man, Yuriney, but if you don't mind a "reasonably good condition" 50 year old mother of 2-3 divorcee those bitches will put you up in an apartment, buy you a car, pay your food and utilities. You'll have to spend full evenings with her ~2 times per week and go down on that ---- like you love it, though. I had that deal offered to me a couple years back but, dude, I can't fake an erection. :l


You better.

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he's already got a girl thats crazy in love with him

like psycho kind of love

like ---- me anyhole you want kind of love

like ---- you buk i dont beileve you that yuriy is making up all these lies just to get sympathy fucks from me every couple hours kind of love

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lSQ18s2EFI

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you should take that last 100 bucks and buy a brew kit and brew your own beer. use my write up. stay tuned, the bottleing portion will follow, probably this weekend.

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That's nice, buk, but that girl obviously doesn't have the money to keep Yuriney in style.

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Collect cans

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and put a little sand in each can so they weigh more. O0

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^^^
x2

or use the 100 bucks to buy 2 used cordless sawzalls and go out with jon and steal cat converters and sell them to chris for 75 bucks a pop

then use that money you get to buy more sawzalls and recruit more losers from the pa crew and next thing you know youll be making 1k a week

fixed for shadow???

fixed for jd???

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College campus is a haven for scrarp metals.

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here in michigan its 10cents a can

always wondered if ittd be worth it to get a truck load of cans from a different state and cash em in for double profit

only downside to that is that they have barcode scanners and the machine actually has to scan every can individually lol

---- detroit but thats a smart way to prevent abuse

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melt the cans down into bars

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LOL

so in reply to personal messages and confusion as to why I have some things like an overpriced decade old turbo deathwagon and 700sq foot apartment while being worthless and broke

i make good money over the summer and i take out a lot of loans to pay ~30k tuition and then my apartment + food + bills = ~10,000$ for the year
the thing is I pay ~5k and the girl buk mentions is supposed to cover the other 5k

so all is well until the day I move into my new apartment said female calls me TEXTS ME to tell me she is dropping out of school because she is a retard ( READ: SHE IS HOOKING UP WITH AN EX) LOL so after a bit of bullshit i come to realize that i am VERY quickly fucked and no time to find a new roommate, no chance to get out of this 1 year lease, no nothing.

So yea, the car might go, but i doubt it very much i am going job hunting again tomorrow but its fruitless in this farm town

but its always my fault and my friends of both sexes always ---- me over like this so i got it comin or something

just sucks until i can come up with the money because what I have coming in in the next few months wont even pay rent alone, much less a year of other bills and food

ill nagger something up i hope

Re: your pissed and broke, so you
 

collect cans

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i need to collect some penn state female cans to feel better about being a retard about choosing friends and ---- buddies

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Half of it is your age, the other half of it is you go for friends because they are 'cool' and not because they are quality people.

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jd, i assure you i have never banged a "cool" chick, or had a beer with a "cool" guy

i think all of my friends will honestly verify that they are not very cool
and the ownage they have visited upon me is also not cool lol

at least with all of my guy friends I EVENTUALLY get MOST of my money, but from this slut i will get nothing, and i dont even want to try to hassle her for it because i dont need to "text" her since shes a ------- baby and says its too painful to actually talk to the guy she cheated on and and out of 5k lol :1

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get a gun, she'da never left you then

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i couldve shot the ----, then pawned it, come out ahead
damnit slant eye, ahead of me again with your street smarts ^-^

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If you were better with your penis she wouldn't have done this to you.

Look for the mousey girl in class with the good grades dude. She will be grateful you ---- her, pay half the bills, do your laundry, and not give you ----.

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Liston to JD he will have you living like a baller :8

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Correct.

While Yuriney has been holding out for the girl he can just barely get if he plays his cards right and there is alcohol involved, I have been getting laid by the sort of girl he settles for. And their friends. Sisters. A couple of their moms. Some don't complain when they find out about the others.

I win.

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ilike you said, all you have to do is talk/joke your way into -----. i did, and i'm going to inherit millions. go me.

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Oh so true I got through college with my ex like this. Was I super attracted to her um kinda typical blonde nothing special. Yet, her family had a nice chunk of change for here for school. She was the has everything but couldnt put it together girl. Well I lived rent free for 2 years just paid half the utilities drove her new car to school etc etc etc.


Got done with school we broke up and I think she has come to the conclusion that Im a bastard. Yet, she ended up finishing school,her parents actually like her now since she isnt a total failure so in the long run I helped.


Conclusion. There are tons of these girls out there. I never cheated on her nor did she on me. I gave here what she needed some guidance and support. She gave me what I needed a place to live while in school with almost no bills since my parents could careless of what becomes of me has long has they get their trips to europe and new cars every 3 years.

It was hard I was with her almost 2 1/2 years but it was worth it, I have no debt from school not one penny.