You know you're on HMT too much when...
 

1. You keep refreshing the page to see if someone has responded to your post yet

2. You gag when you see a topic something like " is SSAuto good sheeot?"

3. You've donated a few monies to the site and still ain't turbo =(

4. You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do before you shower is check out the latest posts

5. You call people nignogs and they have no clue what you're talking about

6. You jump into action as soon as Delerious posts just to flame his ass

7. You use the term "Whitey bend" like everyone knows what you're talking about

8. You hear the term "FMU" and want to puke

9. You hate on all the rich bastards on Honda-Tech

And the number one reason why you know you're on HMT too much...

































1. You masturbate to tubgirl

Re: You know you're on HMT too much when...
 

Wait, you started with #1, then you ended with #1. WTF? ???

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11. when you talk about hmt all the damn time to your friends who aren't members of hmt and don't know everybody on there.

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Haha yea, I'm retarded tonight. 2 number one's is better than 1 :)

Keep adding to this ---- as necessary

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got the tubgirl one right, i want more pics of that cutie ;D

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12. you start thinking of your friends in terms of members of hmt
13. all of your conversations with your car friends start with "did you see that thread on hmt?"
14. everything you do, you take pictures of and post them on hmt for approval. if you get flamed, you're genuinely hurt.

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15. you've had sex with stealthmodes sisters neibour.

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16. everyone calls each other family 8)

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I just have it as my homepage. Can't think of another page that I would want on there.

G-mail notifier is an enabler for HMT addictions

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sometimes I put ---- on here so that I do get flamed to make sure that I still know what's up in the world.

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17. No matter how many times you see the words "custom coach" you always think, is that a RV place?

;)

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hahahhah this thread is so true
8)

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18. every time you see a post from 'AbaZ', you expect to see a picture of 'shaniqua'

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19. You would rather sit and stay on HMT than work on your car.

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20) you go bonkers when hmt goes down.

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guilty on all charges (except tubgirl) :P

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21. your have the pants down before you click on the GD expecting some good porn.

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22. you break out into spontaneous laughter when you see something happen, and imagine that it's one of the hmt members doing it, and then sigh and say "ohh kain, you're such a character"
23. there's another porn god on another forum and you get very defensive about kain.
24. even non hmt members now know about how much porn kain posts, because you keep telling them about the plethora of selection.

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#1 ,4, 6,and 20 are so true.

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lol wow that is soo true.

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25. Your friends tell you "stop talking about that stupid website all the damn time"

26. You cant get a job because all you want to do is surf HMT all day 8)

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27. YOU even HATE that fucker SSL2k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

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147. Your wife complains that you waste too much time on HMT, and you insist it's "Market research" for your website. 8)

148. You start to really analyze peoples screen names to see if you can figure out the hidden meaning of wanting to call themselves "salad days". :D (ECT)

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#28. You right-click and check the properties on every link to make sure it's not TubGirl....

#29. You think every thread is going to be related to porn of some sort and are pissed when it's not...( see the thread titled "body parts")

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30- you've gone through 5 hondas and three semi complete turbo kits and still have not had a turbo'd honda

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haha so true :)

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Who fucked my neighbor? Which neighbor?

#311- When you haven't talked to your family in a week, they come to HMT to see if you have posted just to make sure you are still alive.

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I'm still alive. :P

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:D I've done #7 a few times....lol

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#415 Your homepage is www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php
#416 You think about putting a turbo on everything you own with a motor
#417 You have www.homemadeturbo.com stickers on your computer desk(you know who you are)
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Re: You know you're on HMT too much when...
 

#8798 You need to get yourself banned just so you can study for finals

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GUILTY O0

stealthmode stickers too :-*

and i swear i subliminally yet intentionally add a whitey bend to everything i build.

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#what are we on?: you refresh every 10 minutes to see if kain posted some more high quality porn.

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HOLY ----. Hitting the nail on the Head about 95% here.

#418: JB Weld is the ultimate solution to Thread locker, welder, hole sealent and just about anything else that no other thing can do!

#419: When you use JB weld your friends see it as being a hack but you think of it as ghetto of HMT STYLE!!!!

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#420:you call your mom NIGNOG O0

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lol, you too huh.

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#?? Whenever you have to "rig" something, you just say it's "HMT styles baby"!!

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...you call your friends nukka.

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#532 Can't wait till monday to see what kind of girls JagoJizzmaster had on the weekend(for Kain, what a REAL girl looks like)

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#??? - You never search, because the search sucks and is too ------- complicated, so you just read EVERY thread twice to make sure you didnt miss one, even in the classifieds section.

#666 - You get on HMT near midnight and say "i'll only check it out for a few minutes," next thing you know, its 2:30 AM and you have to be up in 3 hours. :'(