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Originally Posted by V8 Dave

"American beer is like having sex in a canoe - it's ------- close to water!"

Holy ---- new sig right there

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Originally Posted by V8 Dave

Well, I was born in Newcastle (small suburb south of the River called Gateshead), and yeah, it's drunk by everyone there.

I can't think why, it's full of chemicals and tastes like piss. I think it's drunk more on a regional pride basis than any alcohollic properties. It's almost as bad as Stella Artois. I prefer Guinness (which tastes nothing like it does in Ireland) or if I have to drink Lager, Fosters or Grolsch is usually the weapon of choice.

Give me a nice Cider though any day. Much more potent.

Oh, and how can anyone drink Coors? Reminds me of the old joke "American beer is like having sex in a canoe - it's ------- close to water!"

Cider is a good drunk :)

Hornsby's is apple cider...That ---- is bangin'...

Strongbow will give you a nice wine buzz 2 cans into it. After a 4 pack you're pretty lit.

I just had some molson XXX and holy ----, Tastes like homemade ---- beer but it will getyou FUCKED. drank like 3 while i was cookin like before dinner and i dunno if it was the 7.4% or the lack of food but goddamn. Bangin ass BBQ chicken though. :6