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awesome.

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He's well on his way to getting canned. Just trying to speed up the process. :1

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jago, i cummed in this girls mouth one time just the same thing. i "failed to tell her" and let it rip down her throat.

i thought she swallowe dit. she went to give me a kiss, and then spit all the cum right back into my mouth... :-X

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Haha hotrex, you damn jizzeater :P

What happened after that? Did you spit it back out at her? Did you smack her? Did you swallow?

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when i was in 6th grade a few notorious guys and myself decided one day to cheat our way to the top of our class

now picture this, ever day at lunch the teacher would leave to go eat in the teachers lounge and left her bag and school books in the class under her desk. we planned it all out, after lunch when all the kids retreat to the yard before the bell rings, we stayed in the class and took out her books and started to copy all of questions she had prepared for the test that was coming up...

while we were all frantically coping down the questions and answers, the janitor walked in on us and our jig was up, he sqweelled on us told the teacher, who then threatened to kick us out of school, she called all our parents and we all got in ----

that was the first time that i had ever cheated in my life, i felt like ----, but mostly cuz my father almost murdered me....
but i still had the answered for the test and cheated anyways.....thats when i learned cheating was easier then i had anticipated

after all that, we got back at our teacher, it was winter and we crammed 2 ballony sandiwches down into her winter boots and then sprayed them full on RAID....lol
never laughed so hard in my life...still do when i remeniss

...still cheating to this day

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it cought me by surprise and i swallowed it. ohg well.

its not that bad.

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broke into a supermarket that was being built..about 3/4 of the way done when i was 14. and found a fork lift and a gator. both had keys in them...the fork lift was used to take down a lot of walls and the gator we drove around for a few weeks till it was broke to ----...and ditched it.


4 months later i got a job there and worked for a few months...lol

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:-X :-X :-X

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holy ---- dood, thats messed up.
in 7th grade we were playing kickball in gym class and i was running for home and this girl with the ball ran out in front of me, and being that im fat and uncoordinated, i was un able to dodge her. so, i plowed her. her arm broke in 3 places and she cried like a fiend. at the time i didnt give a ----, but now when i look back on it, i know it was a fucked up thing too do

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Hahaha, I did that before to an Ex that I had been bonin for a while after we broke up. She spit it out on my bed and ----, called me an ------- and smiled, but she was happy cus she had never got me off other than sex, so i was able to hit it for a good while thereafter. Didnt end till she found out she was in my phone as "Bootycall 1" lol.

When I was like 11 or so in summer camp, i had this retarded friend,thick glasses and drooled alot, he had that Rainman thing goin where he could like do math problems and spell and ----. You'd spel words at him and he'd say him, so I spelled Bitch. And he said it, and it was funny. Later he called our camp counselor a bitch, asked him hold told him, and he said me. Counselor called my parents. Got home and my dad beat my ass. I felt bad too cus he was like, my friend and i took advantage of him... :-\ . I felt worse cus my dad beat my ass lol.

One time, went to this apartment party at some guy's house i didnt know with some friends. It was cool for a while, decent amount of ppl, drinkin for a few hours and i get along with everyone cus i'm friendly. Then I guess two of my buddys got into somethin with the owner, and the guy said they had to leave, so i decided to leave too cus i wasnt just gonna be there with a bunch of randoms. So before I left, walked into his bathroom, put the toilet seat down, pissed all over the toilet, in the sink, on the mirror, on the floor, in the shower and on the shower curtain (i had been drinkin alot and haddent broke the seal yet). Walked out, shook his hand, and left to catch up with my friends. Wish I woulda been able to see his reaction >:D