The worst shit I ever did in my whole life.
 

When I was about 10 I played baseball in Whittier, Ca. In the summer there was a new league starting over in the bad part of town oddly enough played at "Gunn Park", so me and a couple kids from my team went over there to school em.

I was a catcher. That was the only position I played my whole 10 years in little league, and that was pretty much the only spot I was good for. Then when playing at the mexican league, they didn't have ---- for players, and some how I got talked into pitching for a game.

My team takes the field, and I'm warming up throwing pitches. The batter in the warm up box is watching me throw, and it's a girl. A little dorky girl with glasses.

So as I'm warming up, I start thinking of how I'm not a pitcher, and it would really suck if I were to tag a girl on my debut. As I'm warming up, I really can't stop thinking about how shitty I would feel if I were to nail a girl. It was almost like once I saw her swinging the bat over by her bench I couldn't take my mind off it.

Girl comes up to bat. First pitch I nail this broad in the face, smashing her glasses and embedding glass into her eye.

During the "removal" of this girl I feel like a total fuckface as I watch her going to the hospital. Her team stares at me as if the league brought in the white man to send a message on the first pitch, and I'm just wishing I had a catchers helmet on my head.

As much of a ---- bag as I am for remembering, we did win though. But that was the worst ---- I ever did.


Everyone come clean now. What's the worst worst ---- you ever did?

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i used to pull chairs out from under people that were about to sit down. i was about 8, and after 10 times i started to realize that it really hurt in real life (for a small child anyway), sometimes i think about it, but i don't care.

im sure i have done much worse, but that was the first thing to come to mind.

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hahaha that ---- is great! I remember doing that to some shithead of a friend that owed me money and I was ------ laughing my ass of for like 20 minutes.... haha good times. Oh and I was in like 11th or 12th grade :-[ <-- not more like ---> >:D

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I cant really explain what the worst thing I ever did..

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But it envolves somebodys 03 TT 911 Porsche and a late late night, you can only imagne :X

I did lots of terrible stuff growing up especially in high school... Especially in high school autoshop ;)

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Oh, man thats a toughy. So many shity things and I can only pick one... What weighs more, $$$ damage or pure evil? hahah

As far as making me feel shitty, its kinda like yours Steve. This girl in grade school was chasing after a loose volleyball. We were both running at full speed from opposite directions. I just wanted to punt it out into the field, but I kicked it as hard as I could straight to her face. Shattered her glasses and a bloody nose. :1

As far as highschool ---- ---- up fun, it was me and my brother getting a couple of earth moving tractors going, having a sort of demo derby, and then ghost riding them off a rather large/long hill. Ever see a D12 cartwheel and take out full size tree's? hahaha

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ted still have that magic screwdriver?

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i was a sophomore in hs. some of my friends and i went to knott's berry farm. i carpooled with my buddy 'googies' and the rest of the group consisted of two couples. Both couples were one year our junior. we got to montezuma's revenge and began to wait in line. we were 45 minutes to the front of the line.

now we've all pulled a piece of hair and burned one end to find out that hair can't burn continously from one end to the other. it only sizzles and stops. if you haven't tried it that's what happens. (man i'm stoned right now) one junior, Greg, was lifting his whole body up with the line dividing pole things. he was showing off (with nothing but a tanktop on in the middle of december) and i want to scare him to distract him.

i grabbed my lighter and i lit the very tip of his arm pit hairs. i assumed it would spark at the tip and stop. it didn't. my flame didn't even get close to the hair and HIS WHOLE UNDER ARM WAS ENGULFED IN A BIG ASS FIRE BALL! in the middle of the line! he was putting it out by opening and closing his arm, kinda like the chicken dance. i didnt realize that the deordorant or whatever he puts under his arm would be flammable! it got everyones attention. so googies and i just felt awkward through to the front of the line, rode the ride and booked out the park.

man that was one fucked up night

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we used to do "yard jobs" --go drive through peoples yards at night on a rainy night. it would tear the piss out of a yard!

long story short, we got suck...deep in a car, in this old fucks yard. . (buick roadmaster, 350, tune port, posi, headers, glasspac's, and wire wheels. gangester)
so the fucker comes out...shootin. we were scared shitless. we ditched the car and the bastard slept inside our car till we come back. we ended up working all weekend shoveling cow ---- for this bastard and fixing his yard...with our money. it did stop police involvement though.


what I wouldnt do to be 16-19yo again. I miss those years so much. :'(

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i killed a man.

j/k

One thing i remember that was fun. We used to go around in my JEEP and push over porto-potties.
Another time in highschool i put "e" in my teacher's coffee. Don't know if it effected her though

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All of you are assholes

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In middle school we gave a fat kid an exlax chocolate bar, telling him that wess's mom made it (it was in foil, the kid should've known haha).. I think you're only supposed to eat 1 little square, he ate the whole ------ bar :l The entire kid that kid stank, and leaving the library the kid ---- his pants... his pants almost fell off. I wasn't really in on it per se, but I didn't tell the kid otherwise so yeah hah :S

The other worst thing I did was in elementary school, was kicking a ball (one of those huge fuckers that were almost as tall as us) back and forth, and it was near the first graders, and I was thinking about how much it would suck for a kid to run out in front of us. What do you know, little DA 1st grader runs right in front of my ball, turns to look at it and screams. Smashed him right in the face, blood everywhere, I think I broke his nose. :3

Oh well, served him right. :P


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I forgot about this.. one time me and a few friends were skateboarding at a local college town, and this redneck in this big chevy pickup truck swerved across the road at us, we thought he was going to hit us.. we all snatched our boards and were gone, but kenny dropped his skateboard, brand spankin new, the dickhead ran it over and took off. We remembered the truck and told wyatt's dad about it, and he said he remembered the guy because he came in for a brake job days before and the dude had a brand new paint job. Eye for an eye I was thinking, so we were going to pour some sugar cubes into his gas tank. The other guys had other plans, they brought this bowl of this rank smelly ---- with them, I didnt know wtf it was. Later found out they mixed anything acidic they could find in brodie's kitchen all together :S anywho we go to the dudes house at like 1 a.m., i was the driver so i stayed back, they poured in the sugar cubes and dumped the acidic ---- all over his ------ truck, and we high tailed it out of there.

I drove past a couple days later to see the truck on blocks, the dude rippin off the gas tank... and half of his ------ trucks paint was GONE :-X And he also had the window down so they got a bunch of it in the truck. Sucks to be him. :6

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A guy at work was gone for a few days when his mom had a stroke. We always used to make sexual comments comments about his mom.

I waited a couple days, and said "Why is sex with Ryan's mom great? Half of her just lays there, and half of her is into it, the best of both worlds!" Luckily, he didn't hear me, but a couple other guys did.

That was yesterday.

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funny ---- though stealthmode i didnt know you were a catcher you fag loll this is the worse ive even done lol jk :8 :8 :8i know you hate mexicans

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in like 10th grade me and a friend of mine slept over at my other friend's house and we were all into bikes. Nothing fancy just old schwinns or just some cheesy banana seat bikes. Anyways my buddy's garage was loaded with power tools and ---- and so we cut the tubing of my buddys bike who feel asleep first just enough so it would still look like it was normal. I woke up that morning and we were gonna go cruise around and he sits on his bike it just crumbled apart like it was made of balsa wood! lol. We all thought it was funny but he almost started crying and was like "oh man you guys, my mom is gonna kill me. This was my good bike to get me to school." :'( After that we felt really bad and we all pieced together some parts we all had laying around and made him some super ghetto lowrider. 8)

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Used to do c/c scams, did one on this chick i was dating's parents, they got in a big scrap about it, they blamed her, she moved out, parents got divorced, now she is all messed up with drugs and ----......oops....Same thing, other people, they lost a house, i was an ------- when i was young, had lot's of cash tho....oh i also dumped a bottle of cologne in teh soup for our school in grade 8, lot's of kids got sick, v/p had an allergy and had to go to the hospital, i got suspended for a week for that one, Mom was pissed, Dad laughed his ass off, punched my english teacher in grade 9 by accident, it was a broad too....got the cops called on me for that, felt pretty bad, it really wasnt on purpose tho.....im so glad im old and tired and lazy now, no time to get into ----....

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don't remember much cuz i've been a good kid all my life ::)

but reading stealths reminded me of 9th grade. i was playing football for the school, it was our like 3rd game into the season, and we wanted to win hella bad. it was 2nd half and the coach switched me to left guard cuz our current guard was garbage and kept getting stuffed almost every play.

so, first play of the 2nd half, we're pumped, and i'm ready to lay out this small fucker in front of me. play starts on 2, bam i buck the ---- out of this tackle, and lay him flat out on his back. the play ends, and home dude is still on the ground. teams go to their sides and watch on. take off the helmet, and it's a girl :X

cliffs: i knocked a girl out in football, and i didn't even know it was a girl

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^ lmao.. well i guess thats what she gets :6

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sometimes when im at the bar and someone gets out of line around me, or they spill their drink on me, i make them apologize or buy me one.

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I used to have some really SHITTY roomates. One day I went to take a shower and there was a pair of pants on the floor. I picked them up and one pocket was loaded with cash... Since they always treated me like absolute ----, I took it and thought I'd hide it somewhere else in our apartment after a few days...

Turns out she was taking tons of cash from the local potheads to make a big buy. She FREAKED about losing the money, the local druggies wanted her dead and I kept the cash. It was so wonderful... :y

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Im sure ive done tons of things but a few that I still feel bad about to this day:

From 12-15 we had a 10hp offroad gocart and lived on a pga golf course, well long story short I FUCKED up a few of the greens with it, nothing like doughnuts on a multi-million dollar lawn.

I let my buddies drink a roomates beer, then piss in it, and then got him to beer bong them, not both at once, 2 times in a row.....He didnt know untill another roomates lame brother told him.....Well it got worse, another night right before he came home I was cleaning my engine bay with simple green, and suddenly realized it smells like Jagermeister. Luckly we happend to have a tiny bit of jager left, I got the kid to drink a double shot of ~80% simple green ~20% jager. He had no idea, just started burping his ass off, almost like he was full of bubbles for about 5mn....then one big burp followed by lots of puking lol.....he thought it was because he just ate sushi....i really feel bad about that....

Another roomate wanted to learn boxing, ive been boxing for ~3 years and started helping him out for a few months, just teaching him sparing, how to hit a speed bag/heavy bag etc....Well one day he says "lets box, I want to see how good I am". He wasn't "bad" he just wasnt great, but his weight advantage helped him a bit, me at 142lbs and 6'2" and him at ~175lbs and 5'9".....Well after about 5mn of boxing I was totally done, way too tired, never got hit once, but had just unloaded on him forever....He had 2 really really black eyes but seemed unfazed by the pain lol, I was amazed, well the next morning when he was getting ready he blew his nose and his lower eyelid puffed up with air....He went to the hostpital and found out I broke his eye socket....They gave him a cat scan to make sure there wasn't any other damage....Long story short, he paid $2100 to learn how to get his ass kicked

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I've never done anything too bad... But, I have always had a problem with saying whats on my mind without thinking first. Back in senior year of high school it was coming around time to be my birthday. The year prior my mom had thrown me a surprise party, and I hated it... I dont like a big deal made about my birthday.

Anyways, I told my girlfriend at the time how much I hated that, and how pissed I would be if she threw me one. Turns out my friends wanted to party more than anything, and talked her into fronting the cash for a hotel room. Then I was told there was a hotel party... I get to the door, knock, and I hear "sssshhhh", at that point I started to get pissed, I walked in, and everyone yells "SURPRISE", and I turn to her and say, "I told you I didnt want a ------- surprise birthday party, ----." And about 45 people go dead silent and stare at me, as she leaves crying. Anyhoo long story short, I ended up chasing her down and apologizing, still got some that night, as well as getting housed as hell.

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I was cleaning my garage and found my first "big two wheeler", prime crasftmenship outta the 80s, huffy, neon colors and the frame was broken so me and some buddies (ju-on) tossed it around and ended up braking it in 1/2. Then got into a truck and drove into the country and tossed it out back. It sparked as it slid along the pavment which looked cool but we came back later and some mini van was on the side of the road w/its hazards on...I kinda felt bad.

Another time, we found a toilet behind a strip mall, loaded it into the same truck and tossed it out while driving through a neighborhood @ 1am. That thing literaly exploded when it hit the ground and went all over the street, there was no way you could drive around it. Didn't really feel bad about that. :-\

Theres more but to much typing.

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^^zplightning - i did some ---- like that before. makes you feel really shitty afterwords, but hey, you TOLD everyone you didn't wanna party. lose/lose situation :3

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i put brown pudding that looked like ---- on the handrails to the stairs at school, and watied for the bell to ring and sat at the top and laughed at everyone that walked up and had ---- all over their hands/ clothes.

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haha that reminds me too, someone stuck a couple dead spiders in this kids pudding at school, and stuck pubes in his coca cola :8

(fucked up part is he found out about the pubes, shrugged and kept drinking the coke :3 )

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when i lived in florida, there was this junkie that lived down the street from us and was semi friends with one of my roommates. well he used to come over and boot up in the bathroom, and i finally told him to do it somewhere else. so one night me and my roommates are watching tv and this dude runs into our house and runs into the bathroom and locks the door. he wont come out and wont unlkock the door. so after and hour i finally kick the door in and he's laying there on the ground with a hypo sticking out of his arm. im like ---- you aint ODing on me, so my buddy helped me throw this dude into the back of another friends truck and drove him to a parking lot and dumped him off....now that isnt the worst part , the worst part is i ran him for his pockets and got $5 and a laser pointer.... he lived and went to jail for some dumb ----. needless to say i got the ---- out of florida and never will forget that night.

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details are bad, but the ingrediants are 2003 esclade, drug dealer (------- we went to school with), 2 cans of aircraft coating remover, and an anyonmous call to the police....lol

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Possibly the morning I was going home after a party, im talking like 5:30 in the morning, just getting light out and fog settleing in over the low spots in the bean fields and on ponds. I'm driving an 84 cj7 with 33"MT's and come across a sod farm. Im talking square miles of perfect grass! So I hit that ---- up proper and ripped circles in that field for a good 15 min. :( sorry sod guys.

Or mabey it was the biggest smoke bomb I could order which was ignited in a jr high school. ::)

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I can't remember what it is, but there is some spanish bread that one piece has a little doll in it, and if you get that piece you are special for some reason (i don't remember all the details). In 9th grade in my spanish class a couple of students were picked to make this bread and bring it to class the following day, I was picked, I didn't want to make this stuff, but I had to. I figured what the hell, I might as well let the teacher know that she probably shouldn't pick me from now on, so when I went home that night, instead of putting a doll in one piece I put 3 boxes of laxative in the mix and baked it like that. The next day EVERYONE in my class had horrible shits and class was cancelled half way through. Needless to say, no one got a doll, no one felt special, and I never got picked to do stupid ---- again. :) Funny thing is my teacher actually thought it was kinda funny, and I didn't get in trouble for it.

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I got a 'slow kid'(not down syndrome or autistic, just slower than average) to smoke a cigarrett... long story. Something about warewolves and vampires and corperate America tieing into having to smoke to stay safe.

I had sex in a cemitary(on a tombstone) and in a church parking lot.... <_< :P wasn't for the fact that those places were holy or what not, it cause we couldn't find a private place to do it.

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ive done lots of fucked up things but the first one that comes to mind is when this kid that i had known for a while decided to ---- with my really good friend (chick). anyway i called him up and was like hey you wanna hang out and got him to hang out. well long story short we made him get on his knees and kiss the chicks feet and then fucked him up pretty good, took his necklace and then called his dad and told his dad that he had tried molesting this chick while she was passed out. then his dad kicked his ass. ------- peice of ---- deserved it though.

then there was another time i finally got a hold of this kid that i had been wanting to kick the ---- out of for a while. he was chilling with my bestfriend so i told him to meet me out in the desert. well we got out there and i made him get out of the back of the truck and kicked the hell out of him for like 20 minutes and then finally let him go. he had a couple of other buddies there that just watched and then they started talking ---- after i left. ------- pussies.

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Yea... Very true... Oh well all water under the bridge... haha

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someone did that to me when i was in 3rd grade, i flopped back n cracked my head open on the edge of another table n went to the hospital to get 9 stiches to close up the wound.... i dispise of kids like you fag >:(

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the worst thing i've ever did: I accidently shot my freind in the arm. i was 10, i had a bb gun, and the kid just wouldnt leave my house. i thought i unloaded it too. it was a real learning experience. guns are not toys. remember the scream he gave out, im just glad i didnt take aim before i pulled the trigger.

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---- the worst thing i ever done i was in 4th grade , i thought it would be cool to climb a tall tree and shoot out car windows with a bb gun


---- i forgot about 3rd grade when the teacher walked out on the class room i would throw spit balls and throw wet paper balls at the cealing above her desk ,, when she would sit at her desk i would bet my friends their lunch that a spit ball would fall on her and it did half the time

---- forgot about 10th grade football coach pissed me off so that weekend i took my blazer to the feild and tore that ---- up on the way off campus i got stoped by a cop and he wanted to know what i was doing their on a saterday night i told him i was doing doughnuts on the field, he laughs i said look at my tires
he then has a suprised look on his face and told me to leave now then he started yelling at me
wtf were you thinking i took off

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2 worse things ive done:

throw a drinking party at my friends house..when he and his family were out of town (keep in mind we're under age)

for a school thing, i was stuck in a group that had this chick that really annoyed the ---- out of me, so i crushed up a bunch of sleeping pills and slipped them into her gatorade...needless to say, she fell asleep sitting up

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i got a purty bad one. was at a party junior year. drinking and what not, being stupid. its at my friend gregs house and his folks were out of town. so there was literally 50-60 people in a huge house in an upper class neighborhood. a few girls, whom were drunk took it upon themselves to be the -----s of the party. sleeping with random guys, getting naked, etc, etc. i had and do still ahve a girl friend and i promised her if be good, and i keep my promises. but some time over the course of the night, a friend of mine decided to video tape himself with this one chick -------, etc. so im watching this tape at home and get a bright idea. ill make copies for my friends so we can all watch, laugh, move on. some how or another, the girl gets hold of the tape through some friends of hers and she is devastated. apprently, she didnt even know she had sex that night and nor had she wanted too, ill leave it at that. so theres me, people knowing i duplicated the vid etc, and if i hadnt, no one else would have seen it and she possibly would have never found out

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thats not bad, it should teach her not to be a dumb -----

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when i was like 12 me and my friend made this retarded kid eat twizzlers that we bit the end off and pissed in them (they're hollow)

also in middle school, i made 2 down syndrome kids fight each other by telling each that the other called him some stupid name

im going to hell

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Now that I think back further, I remember when I was oh 3 or 4 I gave my sister razor blades and told her it was candy. Cut that hoes ---- all up.

Think I'm fucken around? PM toejam and find out fo yo self. 8)