The worst ---- I ever did in my whole life.
11-02-2005, 02:56 AM
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The worst ---- I ever did in my whole life.
When I was about 10 I played baseball in Whittier, Ca. In the summer there was a new league starting over in the bad part of town oddly enough played at "Gunn Park", so me and a couple kids from my team went over there to school em.
I was a catcher. That was the only position I played my whole 10 years in little league, and that was pretty much the only spot I was good for. Then when playing at the mexican league, they didn't have ---- for players, and some how I got talked into pitching for a game.
My team takes the field, and I'm warming up throwing pitches. The batter in the warm up box is watching me throw, and it's a girl. A little dorky girl with glasses.
So as I'm warming up, I start thinking of how I'm not a pitcher, and it would really suck if I were to tag a girl on my debut. As I'm warming up, I really can't stop thinking about how shitty I would feel if I were to nail a girl. It was almost like once I saw her swinging the bat over by her bench I couldn't take my mind off it.
Girl comes up to bat. First pitch I nail this broad in the face, smashing her glasses and embedding glass into her eye.
During the "removal" of this girl I feel like a total fuckface as I watch her going to the hospital. Her team stares at me as if the league brought in the white man to send a message on the first pitch, and I'm just wishing I had a catchers helmet on my head.
As much of a ---- bag as I am for remembering, we did win though. But that was the worst ---- I ever did.
Everyone come clean now. What's the worst worst ---- you ever did?
I was a catcher. That was the only position I played my whole 10 years in little league, and that was pretty much the only spot I was good for. Then when playing at the mexican league, they didn't have ---- for players, and some how I got talked into pitching for a game.
My team takes the field, and I'm warming up throwing pitches. The batter in the warm up box is watching me throw, and it's a girl. A little dorky girl with glasses.
So as I'm warming up, I start thinking of how I'm not a pitcher, and it would really suck if I were to tag a girl on my debut. As I'm warming up, I really can't stop thinking about how shitty I would feel if I were to nail a girl. It was almost like once I saw her swinging the bat over by her bench I couldn't take my mind off it.
Girl comes up to bat. First pitch I nail this broad in the face, smashing her glasses and embedding glass into her eye.
During the "removal" of this girl I feel like a total fuckface as I watch her going to the hospital. Her team stares at me as if the league brought in the white man to send a message on the first pitch, and I'm just wishing I had a catchers helmet on my head.
As much of a ---- bag as I am for remembering, we did win though. But that was the worst ---- I ever did.
Everyone come clean now. What's the worst worst ---- you ever did?
11-02-2005, 03:03 AM
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Re: The worst ---- I ever did in my whole life.
i used to pull chairs out from under people that were about to sit down. i was about 8, and after 10 times i started to realize that it really hurt in real life (for a small child anyway), sometimes i think about it, but i don't care.
im sure i have done much worse, but that was the first thing to come to mind.
im sure i have done much worse, but that was the first thing to come to mind.
11-02-2005, 03:06 AM
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Re: The worst ---- I ever did in my whole life.
Originally Posted by Special ED
i used to pull chairs out from under people that were about to sit down.
<-- not more like ---> 
11-02-2005, 03:20 AM
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Re: The worst ---- I ever did in my whole life.
I cant really explain what the worst thing I ever did..
But it envolves somebodys 03 TT 911 Porsche and a late late night, you can only imagne
I did lots of terrible stuff growing up especially in high school... Especially in high school autoshop
But it envolves somebodys 03 TT 911 Porsche and a late late night, you can only imagne
I did lots of terrible stuff growing up especially in high school... Especially in high school autoshop
11-02-2005, 03:26 AM
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Re: The worst ---- I ever did in my whole life.
Oh, man thats a toughy. So many shity things and I can only pick one... What weighs more, $$$ damage or pure evil? hahah
As far as making me feel shitty, its kinda like yours Steve. This girl in grade school was chasing after a loose volleyball. We were both running at full speed from opposite directions. I just wanted to punt it out into the field, but I kicked it as hard as I could straight to her face. Shattered her glasses and a bloody nose. :1
As far as highschool ---- ---- up fun, it was me and my brother getting a couple of earth moving tractors going, having a sort of demo derby, and then ghost riding them off a rather large/long hill. Ever see a D12 cartwheel and take out full size tree's? hahaha
As far as making me feel shitty, its kinda like yours Steve. This girl in grade school was chasing after a loose volleyball. We were both running at full speed from opposite directions. I just wanted to punt it out into the field, but I kicked it as hard as I could straight to her face. Shattered her glasses and a bloody nose. :1
As far as highschool ---- ---- up fun, it was me and my brother getting a couple of earth moving tractors going, having a sort of demo derby, and then ghost riding them off a rather large/long hill. Ever see a D12 cartwheel and take out full size tree's? hahaha
11-02-2005, 04:13 AM
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i was a sophomore in hs. some of my friends and i went to knott's berry farm. i carpooled with my buddy 'googies' and the rest of the group consisted of two couples. Both couples were one year our junior. we got to montezuma's revenge and began to wait in line. we were 45 minutes to the front of the line.
now we've all pulled a piece of hair and burned one end to find out that hair can't burn continously from one end to the other. it only sizzles and stops. if you haven't tried it that's what happens. (man i'm stoned right now) one junior, Greg, was lifting his whole body up with the line dividing pole things. he was showing off (with nothing but a tanktop on in the middle of december) and i want to scare him to distract him.
i grabbed my lighter and i lit the very tip of his arm pit hairs. i assumed it would spark at the tip and stop. it didn't. my flame didn't even get close to the hair and HIS WHOLE UNDER ARM WAS ENGULFED IN A BIG *** FIRE BALL! in the middle of the line! he was putting it out by opening and closing his arm, kinda like the chicken dance. i didnt realize that the deordorant or whatever he puts under his arm would be flammable! it got everyones attention. so googies and i just felt awkward through to the front of the line, rode the ride and booked out the park.
man that was one fucked up night
now we've all pulled a piece of hair and burned one end to find out that hair can't burn continously from one end to the other. it only sizzles and stops. if you haven't tried it that's what happens. (man i'm stoned right now) one junior, Greg, was lifting his whole body up with the line dividing pole things. he was showing off (with nothing but a tanktop on in the middle of december) and i want to scare him to distract him.
i grabbed my lighter and i lit the very tip of his arm pit hairs. i assumed it would spark at the tip and stop. it didn't. my flame didn't even get close to the hair and HIS WHOLE UNDER ARM WAS ENGULFED IN A BIG *** FIRE BALL! in the middle of the line! he was putting it out by opening and closing his arm, kinda like the chicken dance. i didnt realize that the deordorant or whatever he puts under his arm would be flammable! it got everyones attention. so googies and i just felt awkward through to the front of the line, rode the ride and booked out the park.
man that was one fucked up night
11-02-2005, 05:04 AM
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we used to do "yard jobs" --go drive through peoples yards at night on a rainy night. it would tear the **** out of a yard!
long story short, we got suck...deep in a car, in this old ***** yard. . (buick roadmaster, 350, tune port, posi, headers, glasspac's, and wire wheels. gangester)
so the ****** comes out...shootin. we were scared shitless. we ditched the car and the bastard slept inside our car till we come back. we ended up working all weekend shoveling cow ---- for this bastard and fixing his yard...with our money. it did stop police involvement though.
what I wouldnt do to be 16-19yo again. I miss those years so much.
long story short, we got suck...deep in a car, in this old ***** yard. . (buick roadmaster, 350, tune port, posi, headers, glasspac's, and wire wheels. gangester)
so the ****** comes out...shootin. we were scared shitless. we ditched the car and the bastard slept inside our car till we come back. we ended up working all weekend shoveling cow ---- for this bastard and fixing his yard...with our money. it did stop police involvement though.
what I wouldnt do to be 16-19yo again. I miss those years so much.
11-02-2005, 08:11 AM
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Re: The worst ---- I ever did in my whole life.
i killed a man.
j/k
One thing i remember that was fun. We used to go around in my JEEP and push over porto-potties.
Another time in highschool i put "e" in my teacher's coffee. Don't know if it effected her though
j/k
One thing i remember that was fun. We used to go around in my JEEP and push over porto-potties.
Another time in highschool i put "e" in my teacher's coffee. Don't know if it effected her though
