will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

so i am bored out of my mind, and since i have a turbo car, i already beat sinister in that aspect. but will i lose my virginity before he has a turbo car?

and to be fair, naither me nor sinister can vote.

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

Better find a chick soon... ;)

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

is there a virgin web forum? atleast i can join that. not like how your on HMT even though you dont own a turbo car.

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

Kain you didn't own one for years, then strapped basically stock parts on. You also waited til you were 23, I'm still 21, and you still haven't gotten laid. Come on man haha

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

you think its all stock. you think its all stock.

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

danno turboing a car is a matter of motivation, which puts the probability of him finishing it pretty high. you getting laid depends on finding a woman who has a fetish for bridget the midgets horribly dressed and unkempt older brother. odds are highly unlikely.

plus, dan has jesus on his side. you look like something the devil created as a joke.

advantage= dan

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

bridget the midget? holy ----, i was looking her up today for some reason.

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

lol....fapp-ilation

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

I voted yes because it doesn't matter if kain gets laid, because Dan will never boost a car. O0

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

Kain could win right now by calling a hooker or go get one but he would HAVE to pay for it