will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

so i am bored out of my mind, and since i have a turbo car, i already beat sinister in that aspect. but will i lose my virginity before he has a turbo car?

and to be fair, naither me nor sinister can vote.

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

Better find a chick soon... ;)

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

is there a virgin web forum? atleast i can join that. not like how your on HMT even though you dont own a turbo car.

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

Kain you didn't own one for years, then strapped basically stock parts on. You also waited til you were 23, I'm still 21, and you still haven't gotten laid. Come on man haha

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

you think its all stock. you think its all stock.

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

danno turboing a car is a matter of motivation, which puts the probability of him finishing it pretty high. you getting laid depends on finding a woman who has a fetish for bridget the midgets horribly dressed and unkempt older brother. odds are highly unlikely.

plus, dan has jesus on his side. you look like something the devil created as a joke.

advantage= dan

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

bridget the midget? holy ----, i was looking her up today for some reason.

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

lol....fapp-ilation

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

I voted yes because it doesn't matter if kain gets laid, because Dan will never boost a car. O0

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

Kain could win right now by calling a hooker or go get one but he would HAVE to pay for it

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

sad thing is, is that dan has no boosted car and still has his virginity. automatic failure.

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

The magic 8 ball says you both fail.

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

I voted kain.

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

Offer still stands for you, Kain, if you come up to VA... And then Fysh will owe me $100

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

VA??? still too ------- far a way. 900 miles aint nothing to laugh at with a turbo rotary.

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

call a hooker and just get it over with it will be around 150 where sinister will pay nore than that to turbo his car

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

i paid a ---- ton of money to turbo my car.

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

DAMN, I didn't realize how much a hooker ------- costs. Is that the going rate? $150ish :l

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

For $150 she better be hot. Like, Momma Coleman hot. Bitch better cook me food after, too.

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

I know some -----s that lived next door to me (twins to be exact) who just moved back to Atlanta. Want me to give them a call?

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

YES FOR GOD SAKES YES!!!

o and for 150 down here you get nothing. hookers tend to go for 250 down here.

plus i aint paying no hooker.

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

from what i herd, I bet you will organsm so quick. LOL

you should do the rite thing and wait for marrage

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

So she can whip out a dick bigger than his on their wedding night?

I dont think so.

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

kain might like that. Not mocking, but some people are pretty twisted. For example, I have $20 that says your wife has a strap-on, Rob. :6

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

She likes girls remember. I dont doubt it. :6

The fact that she sells sex toys for a living probably makes you right too. I stay away from her inventory. I dont want to know.

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

Seriously, Id rather get laid than have a turbo car.

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

Damnit, and here I was trying to give you hell. Fail fail fail fail. :3

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

Somehow its Wes' fault. :P

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

Well, in brighter news I have 2X4's and stuff for the shed, and a normal run of the mill pre-hung door to adjoin the shed and the shed-to-be. Need to find plywood and shingles for free, tho.

Re: will kain lose his virginity before sinister has a turbo car?
 

On that subject, I was thinking about borrowing Cecil's tractor to drag the remaining half of that singlewide at the bottom of the hill up to the driveway and somehow turn it into an HMT Garage. I doubt my supra will fit but your hatchback would be cozy in there.