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Re:Will HMT console me? girl problems.
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the above was a joke... but this is 100% real ---- here.. well last night my girlfriend told me she is moving to California for college, she has already started the process of interviews and paper work. She had failed to mention it to me. so after almost 10 months of straight dating, we are now officially broken up. it was the worst day of my life last night. not even my crx can cheer me up.. sigh. |
Re:Will HMT console me? girl problems.
Originally Posted by NotPhilTran
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the above was a joke... but this is 100% real ---- here.. well last night my girlfriend told me she is moving to California for college, she has already started the process of interviews and paper work. She had failed to mention it to me. so after almost 10 months of straight dating, we are now officially broken up. it was the worst day of my life last night. not even my crx can cheer me up.. sigh. |
Re:Will HMT console me? girl problems.
its only 230 whp..
it bores me. |
Re:Will HMT console me? girl problems.
Originally Posted by surfer
go down on her, then stick ya tongue up her ass :o to get it nice and wet then stick yer meat in there, its all good
Step 1. Doggie style... get her good and going. Step 2. Get a nice big wad of spit in your mouth and spit it right on her -------. Step 3. Pull out your shlong and step it up a few inches and re-insert like nothing happened. Step 4. Distract her from the dong in her ass by touching her clit. It's almost magic. |
Re:Will HMT console me? girl problems.
That's sick.
But its spelled "Houdini". He was one of the world's best magicians. ;) |
Re:Will HMT console me? girl problems.
Originally Posted by quickcrx702
Originally Posted by yayopwrcrx
your best chance is to get her drunk and ---- the ---- out of her and make her feel good first then just flip the bitch around; spit on that ---- and ram it in there or just wait til she has her period and shes either gonna give you head or let you ---- her in the ass cause it sure as hell isn't going in the other spot
---- that me no poundy poundy if it be bloody bloody. ---- I don't even get to go all the way when there is no blood why am I gonna give her satisfation on her rag? Stupid women, they not suppose to get tired before I'm done >:( And phil, don't sweat it man, you'll just end up not wanting her 2 years later. Yup, I was all over my chick in the begining 2 years, but now it just ehhh. Waiting for it to be done. :-\ :-\ |
Re:Will HMT console me? girl problems.
lol. maybe i am just a wierdo. :D damn murdoc, thats like my situation. my girl usually finishes first and always wants to stop when im not even done yet. i just keep going anyways and act like i dont hear her telling me to stop(basically rape :P ). i also agree about the long term satisfaction of women. the best times are the first year when you still are getting to know everything about each other and there is still some uncertainty. after that, bleh...
but anyway phil, if you really love her, then follow her wherever she goes. if you dont love her, then ---- it, right? if she starts freaking out if you tell her that you will follow her, she probably wants to start out fresh and ditch you :-X . i went through the same ---- when my girl was going to go to some pharmacy school in idaho. no offense to anyone here, but what the ---- is there to do in idaho? luckily she changed her mind cuz i told her i would break up with her. maybe your girl will too. good luck |
Re:Will HMT console me? girl problems.
If your girl won't let you do her in the butt, it is time for a new girl. ;)
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Re:Will HMT console me? girl problems.
Originally Posted by BoardSlut
If your girl won't let you do her in the butt, it is time for a new girl. ;)
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