Will HMT console me? girl problems.
 

Hey random strangers i dont know. I am having some personal issues, and i wast asking for your opinon. now i know that most of them will be in the pretext of "donkey punch her, take naked picutres, or do it in da butt" but i would still like some suggestions.

shes hot, very hot.

what should i do with her tonight? we have been dating for over 9 months now.

thanks HMT YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!!!





::)

Re:Will HMT console me? girl problems.
 

phil tran is a dumb -------. this site is more personal than other sites, we're more like a family, you don't have to go making fun of that in your gold car and matching helmet.

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Yes i am an ass hole.

but im bored.


;D

and to tell you the truth i am having issues with my g/f of 9 months and i was going to reveal it later, but i didnt feel "known" well enough on this site yet to become personal, so i am just poking fun until that time.

Re:Will HMT console me? girl problems.
 

I consider you part of the family, post away.

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i try to stick it in her butt, and she wont let me?

suggestions?

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just be going at it and slip your ---- out then into her ass real quick and keep going like nothing happened.

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Maybe it's time for a new "relationship" forum? lol... ::)

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Kyle, I know that you arent real familiar with the ladies but ---- don't work that way unless your cock is as thin as a pencil, then maybe. Most chick's asses are pretty tight so you can't just go throwin the ol' tuna roll down that alley without some lube and her being relaxed. I've tried. ;D Just get her real drunk and tell her that she said she would do it for your birthday and that it happens to be your birthday. Might just work. Good luck on your journeys to the Hershey Highway.

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holy ---- i thought i was the only one with that prob. cause my gf doesn't want it in the back either hhhmmmm... intresting very intresting , :-[

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best post ever wwwoooo....yeah.. http://www.illstreet.com/albums/albu...r_garfield.jpg just trying to help make you feel better :-\

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for real. and imo if you cant get your girl to let you plug her in the brown eye, you aint a pimp. Just dont worry about it your getting some who cares be happy she having sex with you

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---- sex is like swimming in a really cold pool. you just gotta dive right in.

but seriously from the girls opinion most girls refuse to have ---- sex because the pleasure is mostly on the guys side because if the girl isnt into it she just feels really uncomfortable, and possibly in the back of her mind is think that you only want to do her up the butt for bragging rights. so either find a sluttier chick or be happy she is doing you at all.

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start with a finger, or two. :o

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my girl wont let me ram her dump hole either. thats ok i like her anyways

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I would use a glove. you don't want to go home smelling like poop or your fingers.

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you guys are right....hmmm...you what i need ? a slutier girl then...mmmm...sluty...there mmm..mmm..good

Re:Will HMT console me? girl problems.
 

dirrty

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try something new like smacking her around and calling her a bitch,slut,dirty ----- it usually works for me then you tell her to get on her knees and suck like a lolly pop, oh yeah :-X

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yeah that work...psycho ::)

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i not a physco i just dont ---- around when it comes to ------- >:(

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two words: dirty sanchez

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that sounds racist >:( must be cause im mexican right :'(

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well she might not take it in the ass but you shure do ;)

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LMAO ;D

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one. 8)

One time I honestly accidently slipped it in the wrong direction. This girl was abnormally tight anyways and I couldn't tell the difference. Condoms suck. >:( Anyways, a little while into it she says "Do you know where you're at?" and I'm like "Uh, oh my god!" and we both kinda laughed. It was actually very awkward. :-[ Unless your bitch is super loose, it's really not worth the hassle of trying to make her do it. :-\ She better suck a mean cock though....and swallow.
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Am i the only guy taht thinks teh poop shoot is unnatractive, i dunno what it is, i just dont want to stick my dick in there, what would keep you from doing it to a guy?... I dunno, i guess im just old fashion, and -----'s much more comforting for me. And i like the girl to have some pleasure...

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haha ya theres something about sticking it in where poo comes out that makes me not want to do it...i'de want to make sure they are clean maybe? but i wouldn't wanna watch the cleaning process :-X

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u guys are pussies

u gotta try the entire buffet before u chose ur favorite meal

and that goes for everything

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Nah, i ussually know what i want before i go, lol...

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"probe it with the finger" just keep trying and trying ;)

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if you got a lubed up condom and your hard to the max it shouldn't be too hard, just do it on a strong thrust and hope she isn't so tight that you break your dick, that would suck.

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BAhahaha, I just noticed your new name. I think I'm going to be "White Dr.Boost".

Oh, back on topic, I think the condom would break if you tried that ----. She would also tense up and your cock would get bent in half which would cause permanent injury to it. Also, the bitch would probably smack the ---- out of you. :-\
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Re:Will HMT console me? girl problems.
 

not if she's a slut, and since white kyle is a slut, only sluts can associate with him

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I want to try it just once just to see whats its like and say that I have done it. But yeah i heard that a guy at my work his friend broke his dick. The girl was riding real hard and it came out and she sat right down on it. They said blood was going everywhere. Thats some hardcore sex if you ask me.

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breaking your dick is a very bad thing, but you have to look at the 3 good things that could come out of it:

1) you could have the doctors at a few extra inches when they reattach

2) you will probably have to have a pump and relief valve installed, this means instant wood whenever you want

3) you could always tell the story of how you broke your dick.

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hahah, white kyle. :D That's great. Do I have to change my name too? Or do you think everybody already knows? ???

Man, I hope the day the poop shoot comes into play it's worth it. I've never gotten a chick to do it. :P One day I'm gonna go out to Europe though. That's all they want to do there. :-X

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your best chance is to get her drunk and ---- the ---- out of her and make her feel good first then just flip the bitch around; spit on that ---- and ram it in there or just wait til she has her period and shes either gonna give you head or let you ---- her in the ass cause it sure as hell isn't going in the other spot

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agreed. just get her really really horny and worked up first and she wont mind. also, maybe im just a wierdo, but i LOVE to ---- my girl when shes on her period. she loves it too. the blood works GREAT as lubrication. just be sure to keep rags/paper towels near by. not only to absorb the blood while you ----, but to wipe the blood off your cock before you put your clothes back on so you dont forget she was on her period and stain your underwear :-[ .

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amateurs....

Wait till she's asleep.
If you have trouble cumming and need more then the 2 seconds she needs to turn around and punch you in the face, you might wat to get her ---- faced drunk first.

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go down on her, then stick ya tongue up her ass :o to get it nice and wet then stick yer meat in there, its all good

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in all honesty, i dont kow what it is....but im wiht durden, i dont think id ever poop dick my girl. theres jsut somethign about it that makes me feel kinda uneasy......................but if we were both drunk 8)



oh and someone once told me.....if your gf is giving you head, and you ask her to lick your ------- and she does it, then you own her for life. but if she says no, then you gotta try a little harder ;D ;) 8)