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12-22-2007, 09:15 AM

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stillnoturbo

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Re: Wife moved out today.

No I just don't stick my slong in bottles anymore. Small bottles. I've moved onto mayonaise jars.

12-22-2007, 09:24 AM

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cbirchmore

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Re: Wife moved out today.

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Originally Posted by d16y7nh

7 years

she'll be back she was in the hospital this summer for a MRSA infection and right after she got a DWI and her work sucks and guess who get to bear the brunt of it.

Wait.. She got a DWI, and she's bitchin @ you about DRINKIN

Umm... dump her ***! I hate hypocrits. My ex would bitch about me smoking, turn the corner and light one up. I hate hoes like that. Well, she was a HOE, and she's gone. Just let that be an example.

12-22-2007, 12:20 PM

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bigdaddyvtec

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Re: Wife moved out today.

SELL HER TO ME

12-22-2007, 02:48 PM

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RotaryGeek

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Re: Wife moved out today.

sorry bdvt i got dibs already. unless that mrsa is active staff, he never answered that. then you can have her.

12-22-2007, 02:56 PM

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imburne

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Re: Wife moved out today.

Bottom line is if your wife left you cause your a ------- slush, and you need to tone it down. Drinking is cool and all but when your constantly fucked up, or act like a *** when your drunk then...

12-22-2007, 03:25 PM

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juli0_bustamante

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Re: Wife moved out today.

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Originally Posted by bigdaddyvtec

SELL HER TO ME

bahahaha!

on a lighter note, anyone get their girl to squirt while you guys are -------? ***** insane! i can feel it splashing on my toes....:P

12-22-2007, 04:27 PM

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bigdaddyvtec

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Re: Wife moved out today.

Pee Pee

LOLOLOL

12-24-2007, 06:02 AM

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juli0_bustamante

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Re: Wife moved out today.

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Originally Posted by bigdaddyvtec

Pee Pee

LOLOLOL

more like streaming cooter juice............FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

12-24-2007, 12:43 PM

#89

stillnoturbo

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Re: Wife moved out today.

You see dude, that's all your mom needed was some good luvin'. My old ex used to be a gusher though. No squirting. Lets just say the back seat of my old beemer were well conditioned with love. Many times. Oh and my moms kitchen floor too...and the counter top, and her aunts kitchen floor.