why is it every time i buy guiness it taste like ass??
 

man i keep hearing from people that oh man that ---- is the bomb and all this and that and every time i buy the ---- it taste fucked up..they keep telling me i probley got a skunky 6 pack but damn this is like the 6th time i have bought it and its not as bad as some but who the ---- sits around and gets drunk off this ----..it taste like a batch of fresh churned vigina blood...with achohol.hahaha...but i did catch a decent buz enough to warrent this post.. O0

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bacause you keep buying it, duh. natural ice ftw!

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i rock it. i love the Vagi juice


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Yep that'sa me!... (love it. i'm a dark beer guy. btw)

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sam adams lagher is better

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yeah i like diff types of beer i mean i have had all kinds of ales and lagers and wat not but i just cant get into guiness..wat really makes em better is a couple 10mg hydros thats when the party starts hahah

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its an aquired taste for sure.. i like irish car bombs, but its hard for me to sit through a pint of guiness...

i preffer belgian trappist ale.. westmalle tripel is my favorite.

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i have had sam adams also at hooters and it also tasted like ass and my friend tried it and said it was skunky also sooo

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i like duvel if any one has heard of it thats some good ---- and fat tire is also good not really in the same class but still good and st paullys girl is some good ----

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Because you're an idiot and you're buying it canned. You need to drink beer either on tap or in a glass bottle. Nothing else will suffice. Aluminum cans are the #1 reason why people say they hate beer. I've bought Guinness canned to drink at home and it tastes good to me, but nothing compares to Guinness from a keg. Acquired taste my ass... I never had it before I was 21 and when I went out to BDubs and got a tall I found it was delicious. It wasn't harsh or filling or whatever pussies complain about when they try a real beer. Try Newcastle Brown Ale in a bottle for a good mass produced take home beer. I don't know what Guinness was thinking when they decided to use those stupid tall ------- cans.


edit: I just checked and yeah they sell it in bottles, which I have never seen. And if you're getting a 6 pack it means you're getting the bottled beer in which case you shouldn't be complaining that ---- is the bomb. Cans come in 4 and 8 packs. I don't know why you dislike Guinness... but you're probably the type that drinks Natty, Beast, or Bud Light and is like "---- yeah!" The only domestic beer I can stand to drink anymore is Michelob Light.

edit #2: I still say get it on tap.. there's no comparison.

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i agree. any lagher/ale tastes 100000000000000 better out of the tap in a frosty mug

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ok yeah i was about to say nigga please only n i g gers and mexis drink can beer i only buy bottled ---- and there are no ------- bars in my area i would have to drive atleast 45 mins to the closet bar than can pour a decent ------- beer..

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I love Guinness, it's still good from cans too.

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im a gulden draak guy myself.

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Sam Adams > *

* your favorite beer

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that ---- is rank.

I prefer bottled pale ales over anything, draught beer doesn't like me. I usually drink okanagan springs pale ale but if thats not available I drink cutthroat or hop head from tree brewing. Both are small somewhat local breweries. When I go out I usually have to settle for Alexander Keith's. I am not a guiness fan.

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O0
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Real men drink any beer :6

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pretty much :8 WTF is in the can on a guiness ???

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are you talking about the widget? the rock as some call it..."The purpose of the widget is to release the CO2 from some of the beer in the can to create the head. The widget is a plastic, nitrogen-filled sphere with a tiny hole in it. The sphere is added to the can before the can is sealed. It floats in the beer, with the hole just slightly below the surface of the beer."

http://recipes.howstuffworks.com/question446.htm


I guess once you guys grow to be real men you will enjoy guinness lol I love the stuff and the fact if I walk into a party with a 6 pack most likely no one is gonna ask me for a beer lol

Im cheap and I normally drink Highlife :8 Champaign of beers!! that way I can have a Champaign taste on a beer budget ;D

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Only half the people who drink guiness are fucked up in the head enough to like it. The other half sit and torture themselves to drink it because their friends told them "it's the ----, bro. All the cool people are drinking it"

Meanwhile, nobody figured out that diet pepsi and bacardi is really what's happnin. :6

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ill drink anything because i drink to self medicate
i f i want good tasting beer i drink shiner bock

gods gift to my taste buds
goes down so smooth and tastes like... christ almost a soda made out of woodsa
and it get liem blac out drunk ieach time i have ti
tonight, i shogtn budwiesers and now three olives chocolate vodka shots
its the only to egot to sleep
fail lol


but really shiner bock is really good beer, i think tis froms tesxas but e e have it hera in PA

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I ------ love Guinness, the first time I didnt like it, but then a few years later I tried it again, and now im hooked.

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btw
theres a lot fo people on hmt who drink aon wekneights
i like that ;)

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uhm...what else is there to do on week nights?

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guiness=the ----

im irish...go figure. ill drink just about anything

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i like samuel adams black lager. but normally i drink bud.

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anything beer and im picky as ---- on liquor. i love my good old black label jack! still got almost a whole 5th left from my birthday. drink others beer/liquor before your own ftmfw!!!

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Even though real men can drink any beer Sam Adams is without a doubt the closest thing you are going to get to bottled horse piss. I grew up and near farms and i can tell you with no doubt that sam adams tastes exactly like horse piss smells.

Sam Adams, Arrogant Bastard and Guiennes are in my top 5 for worst or overrated beers btu atleast I can finish the guiennes adn Sam Adams, I just couldnt finish the arrogant bastard. it was huge and I just couldnt. Fail.

Magic Hat FTW!
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Spiced rum is the worst invention ever. It's like drinking gasoline spiked with cayenne pepper.... ugh.

Mich Light > Sam Adams

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pepsi is the worst to mix ---- with. It already tastes flat so mixing it with something else non carbonated makes it syrupy and dry.

Dark rum is best with ginger Ale. so is shiskey if you are goign to mix it but if you got whiskey worth a ---- straight aint bad.

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Makers Mark ftw...

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I can drink any kind of beer and I like them all! :y But I don't have a lot of money so I buy "Tremblay" ;D

Best cost/bottle ratio I saw. 15 bottle for 14$ :6 It really taste not bad for that cheap!

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Sam Adams seasonal ---- and Killians are couple of my favorite fermented liquids

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:-X

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Do you guys have High Life up there? It's cheap and goood.

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Hahahahahaha. Guinness beer is nasty ---- i would rather down a 12pack of pbr than drink that ---- again. The miller light is there its at along with red stripe and corona pale ales are alright but i could sit and drink them all night. but all time best beer is New Glarus Spotted Cow

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Spotted Cow is good ---- :)

If you prefer Miller Lite over something like Guinness, you're a -----.
Actually, if you prefer Miller Lite in general you're a -----.

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http://www.united-nations-of-beer.co...sharklager.jpg

Malt Liquor FTW though honestly.

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06...ge/colt_45.jpg

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You know... I'm half-way tempted to try Mickey's thanks to the UFC. Advertising is getting the best of me.

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Never heard of it, will check this next time! :)

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