warren_teg

ok.... this ------- ------- comes to my work today in a mazda speed with his friend.. his friend said he's looking to buy a integra so i was like ok. i have my car for sale. so, he said he couldn't afford it. and for what it has he said his friends mazda speend would tare my ---- up. i walked away and said ok sure. then he's friends like "i smoke z28's all day long" . ------- kids i hate them so much. o and it was completely bone stock mazda. i was like man!! pull you talk a lot why don't you race me for 20 bucks. and of course he's like nah. he's car is acting up. go figure. if he only knew that my car beats vettes.

tranceminister

lol thats the way all the poeple in my town are too. They'll throw any sticker they can find on their cars and tell everyone their sponsored... And of course everyone who owns a stock Mustang, camaro, or Chevy extreme around here thinks he/she can smoke anyone else.
It's just a big joke. lol

Xplocivic

YO, I'll beat anyone in my Nismo sponsored Geo Storm Type R STi Spec W (for Whack!). With a full neoned interior and Jensen system from Wal-Mart. I'm sponsored by Wal-Mart and Pep-Boys. And since my car is red with all yellow stickers and anything I could paint yellow, I'm trying to get sponsored by McDonalds. Then I'll beat you while chomping on a Big MAc. What!?!?

shortyz

"my cars acting up"
"my clutch is slipping"
"got dirt in my gas tank"
"next week when i got 2 bottles of NAWS"

how many times have u heard that

MikeJ-2009

It was probably his mom's car.

Oh, Canada, my home and native land..... :P

98SilverCivic

I've actualy use that excuse before....but I actualy have "nawwwzz" lol. (the bottle was empty) But I told the guy I'd be at the track on wednesday and he didn't show :P Damn turbo eclipses are -----s hehe

customcoach

If you think that's bad, try owning a speed parts company, I must get ten requests a week from people wanting me to "sponsor" there cars and give them free parts, you should hear some of the lies they tell about how great there cars are and how many sales I will get from there friends. I could see the point in sponsoring a fast car thats going to get a lot of attention at the track or a very nice show car that goes to dozens of shows a year, I may get some exposure and sell a few parts, but to give some Yo boy ricer free parts so he can drive around his home town with my company logo on his car is pointless, what do I look like a charity.

Special FX

I must bring up again the time the kid came into Schuck's after mommy bought him a rex and wanted a cold air intake, a body kit, clear corners from APC, and VTEC. When somebody asks you if you can order in VTEC, what do you say? I just said "what do you mean" and he's like "you know, like, valve timing or something?" so I schooled him and made him feel like an ***. I wouldn't usually, but the body kit and wing he was after made it necessary.

d16forlife

If you see this kid again I'll sell him the vtec off of my z6

When I did a couple of car shows back in 98-99 I was in the first row near the entrance and had a guy come up to me and asked me how it was that the "vtec" on the valve cover made more horsepower.He actually thought that the cover was the vtec couse thats what it says.He had a dx and I had him going that he could get vtec by getting a vtec valve cover.................hahaha yes i know Im an -------!

Xplocivic

I thought you got V-TECH by putting the sticker on your car. Cause my Razor Skooter gots the VTEK, when I push really really hard, it clicks on and you can feel it. Sometimes I'm a rebel and go into V-TEC when I'm not wearing a helmet!!! Boy my mom would be real mad if she knowed that.


PS. I really hate it when someone mispells VTEC, its kinda like when someone says that they are getting headers for their 4 cylinder. I don't know about you guys but I only have one header. Unless Honda made a V4 that I don't know about.