RotaryGeek

ok so my best friend for like the past 8 years hooked up with this italion girl who used to live next to me. you gotta know a little about him. he races imca stock cars, has a zc swapped si rex, a honda rebel, a dodge turbo diesel dually, and a 4x4 kia sportage. he drinks and smokes too much, loves hunting, fishing, shooting, and just having a good time. collects guns, goes mudding, just a good ole boy. he has had a key to my house litterally longer than i have. i trust him to the end of the earth. now the girl he is dating is a vegan, doesnt drink or smoke, and is irratating as ----. he has completely changed. he absolutly wont touch vegatables at all, never has, but this girl has him so whipped he is going to a p.e.t.a. rally at a local kfc tomorrow. and she isnt even really good looking. just a little below average. i used to see him just about every day, we learned how to work on cars together and now i see him maybe once every other week. and this is all while his girl is in college. she finishes tomorrow, so he is going to dissappear completely now. what the ---- is wrong with him. im thinking its beer flavored nipples and a ----- of gold, but i saw her get depantsed once and that bush was huge. im confused.

Eville140

We will need nude pictures for a good answer.

confucioussae

RotaryGeek

i could probably get them, but i already had my eye exam once this month, dont need to have my contacts burned onto my eyes from seeing that huge bush again. im talking about like ALL natural, not even a trim.

RedCavz

who knows, your making it sound like it's never happened before. this his first gf or something? what about the previous?

RotaryGeek

no the last one he almost married, she was a country girl, knew more about guns than he did, but ended up finding a bigger redneck than him and told him she wanted to date him because "what if he was the one?" i liked her so i saw them more often. and she didnt care if we left her to go to a titty bar and get drunk.

hondarex2323

its all about the -----....you be surprised on what guys will do....i seen some crazy ---- over -----.....

JoshMO

We're missing the real issue here. I think RotaryGeek is just a little bit jealous. I think he misses his buddys "company"

scottsi

i change my clothes so i dont smell

RotaryGeek

haha damnit you found me out. but no really, aside from all the gayness, which im not, i wanna know how she got him so whipped. and all in like 2 weeks.