WHY IS 6 AFRAID OF 7??
12-07-2004, 05:50 AM
#43
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 3,254
Re:WHY IS 6 AFRAID OF 7??
what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
when you jump on a trampoline you take your boost off first.
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what is funnier then a dead baby?
a dead baby sitting next to a kid w/ down syndrome.
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how do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
nail it's other hand to the ground
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what gets louder as it gets smaller?
a baby in a trash compactor
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what happens when a baby's jaw gets dislocated?
deep throat.
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why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first?
to see the expression on its face.
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what's more fun then tying a baby to a piece of rope and swinging it around at 100 MPH?
stopping it w/ a shovel.
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why didn't they crucify baby jesus?
I don't know either.
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why did the dead baby cross the road?
cause it was tied to my bumper.
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what is pink and red and sits in a corner?
a baby playing w/ razor blades.
what is green and red and sits in a corner?
the same baby after 6 months.
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What is red and creeps up your leg?
a homesick abortion
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what do you call a baby on a stick?
a kebaby
when you jump on a trampoline you take your boost off first.
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what is funnier then a dead baby?
a dead baby sitting next to a kid w/ down syndrome.
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how do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
nail it's other hand to the ground
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what gets louder as it gets smaller?
a baby in a trash compactor
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what happens when a baby's jaw gets dislocated?
deep throat.
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why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first?
to see the expression on its face.
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what's more fun then tying a baby to a piece of rope and swinging it around at 100 MPH?
stopping it w/ a shovel.
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why didn't they crucify baby jesus?
I don't know either.
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why did the dead baby cross the road?
cause it was tied to my bumper.
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what is pink and red and sits in a corner?
a baby playing w/ razor blades.
what is green and red and sits in a corner?
the same baby after 6 months.
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What is red and creeps up your leg?
a homesick abortion
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what do you call a baby on a stick?
a kebaby
12-07-2004, 06:02 AM
#44
3.0 BAR
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 3,254
Re:WHY IS 6 AFRAID OF 7??
what is harder then nailing a dead baby to a tree?
nailing it to a dead puppy
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what is 18 inches long and makes any woman scream all night long?
crib death.
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whats the difference between a baby and an onion?
cutting up an onion makes me cry.
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a tree falls on a baby in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, is it still hilarious?
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how do you make a dead baby float?
two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby
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why did the toddler drop his ice cream?
it got hit by a truck.
nailing it to a dead puppy
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what is 18 inches long and makes any woman scream all night long?
crib death.
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whats the difference between a baby and an onion?
cutting up an onion makes me cry.
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a tree falls on a baby in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, is it still hilarious?
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how do you make a dead baby float?
two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby
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why did the toddler drop his ice cream?
it got hit by a truck.
