Who will be the 2008 HMT prez
12-07-2005, 12:51 AM
#301
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,282
Re: Who will be the 2008 HMT prez
page seven.
vote for hotrex/davis '08
and well get u into groupie heaven!
pics of groupie heaven here:
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...hp?topic=51175
*edit*
thats right people! 8 months and they havent seen a single guy! they will want you no matter how fugly you are!!!!
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caption: the only way stealthmode/dr boost will make you say ugggh
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vote for hotrex/davis '08
and well get u into groupie heaven!
pics of groupie heaven here:
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...hp?topic=51175
*edit*
thats right people! 8 months and they havent seen a single guy! they will want you no matter how fugly you are!!!!
:P
:P
:P
caption: the only way stealthmode/dr boost will make you say ugggh
:P
:P :P
12-07-2005, 01:41 AM
#302
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 7,082
Re: Who will be the 2008 HMT prez
both steve and doc have given me beer and a place to stay, they have my vote.
12-07-2005, 02:15 AM
#303
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,933
Re: Who will be the 2008 HMT prez
I vote Boost/JD
Those two should get a 3rd party going. Its a win win
Those two should get a 3rd party going. Its a win win
12-07-2005, 04:37 AM
#304
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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Re: Who will be the 2008 HMT prez
Alright, guys. This being the eve of the election, I figure it's time I finally let you in on my political platform.
As President, I will turn America into the Fourth Reich. We will be strong in mind and body, pure in heart in spirit. Now, many of you are thinking of the ***** when I say this. **** Germany had some good ideas, don't get me wrong, but they picked people who didn't deserve to be persecuted. I, however, plan on sending only the most deserving to the ovens; namely hippies, French-Canadians, and the homeless. We will exterminate them to the last man, woman, and child. If Vice President Hotrex gets a little excited and slips a Cambodia or two into the ovens, I'm sure we can all agree it is for the best. These things happen, it's called good clean fun or collateral damage or something.
My second step is to make the citizens of this country happy. To this effect, I will lower the age of consent to 16; subsidize purchases of condoms, viagra, birth control pills, liquor, rohypnol, cocaine and lubricants; make lingerie, sex toys, bondage gear, and farm animals tax deductable; outlaw the use of the word "rape" - we don't like to hear that word around here. We prefer to use the term "surprise sex."
I also believe in the power of the turbocharger, which my effeminant opponents do not. To demonstrate this to the American citizens, upon my election, Vice President hotrex will make one free turbo manifold for every member of HMT. Please allow 10 months for delivery.
Alas, I am only one man, and can only accomplish so much. Normally, I just do what the ---- I want, and the rest of you can die for all I care. However, I have hand picked several members of HMT to be part of my staff, to aid me in: making policy, interpreting policy, enforcing policy, and driving me home from the bar when I get too drunk. There are numerous posts to fill, but so far my intended appointments are as follows:
- BlackDragon - secretary in charge of which bitches get fucked, and which are out of luck
- AbaZ - minister of defense in the Pacific NW during our forthcoming Canadian Jihad, unless I just nuke those ------- frogs
- buk9tp - official state licensed MILF undergarment sniffer
Lastly, before I go to bed, I have been getting numerous questions concerning my running mate, hotrex. I told you once, don't listen to anything he says, he is a moron. Are you ------- stupid? I know the opposition is, they can't stop chatting him up. What else do you expect from a couple of deadbeat dads?
As President, I will turn America into the Fourth Reich. We will be strong in mind and body, pure in heart in spirit. Now, many of you are thinking of the ***** when I say this. **** Germany had some good ideas, don't get me wrong, but they picked people who didn't deserve to be persecuted. I, however, plan on sending only the most deserving to the ovens; namely hippies, French-Canadians, and the homeless. We will exterminate them to the last man, woman, and child. If Vice President Hotrex gets a little excited and slips a Cambodia or two into the ovens, I'm sure we can all agree it is for the best. These things happen, it's called good clean fun or collateral damage or something.
My second step is to make the citizens of this country happy. To this effect, I will lower the age of consent to 16; subsidize purchases of condoms, viagra, birth control pills, liquor, rohypnol, cocaine and lubricants; make lingerie, sex toys, bondage gear, and farm animals tax deductable; outlaw the use of the word "rape" - we don't like to hear that word around here. We prefer to use the term "surprise sex."
I also believe in the power of the turbocharger, which my effeminant opponents do not. To demonstrate this to the American citizens, upon my election, Vice President hotrex will make one free turbo manifold for every member of HMT. Please allow 10 months for delivery.
Alas, I am only one man, and can only accomplish so much. Normally, I just do what the ---- I want, and the rest of you can die for all I care. However, I have hand picked several members of HMT to be part of my staff, to aid me in: making policy, interpreting policy, enforcing policy, and driving me home from the bar when I get too drunk. There are numerous posts to fill, but so far my intended appointments are as follows:
- BlackDragon - secretary in charge of which bitches get fucked, and which are out of luck
- AbaZ - minister of defense in the Pacific NW during our forthcoming Canadian Jihad, unless I just nuke those ------- frogs
- buk9tp - official state licensed MILF undergarment sniffer
Lastly, before I go to bed, I have been getting numerous questions concerning my running mate, hotrex. I told you once, don't listen to anything he says, he is a moron. Are you ------- stupid? I know the opposition is, they can't stop chatting him up. What else do you expect from a couple of deadbeat dads?
12-07-2005, 06:19 AM
#305
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 610
Re: Who will be the 2008 HMT prez
Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Alright, guys. This being the eve of the election, I figure it's time I finally let you in on my political platform.
As President, I will turn America into the Fourth Reich. We will be strong in mind and body, pure in heart in spirit. Now, many of you are thinking of the ***** when I say this. **** Germany had some good ideas, don't get me wrong, but they picked people who didn't deserve to be persecuted. I, however, plan on sending only the most deserving to the ovens; namely hippies, French-Canadians, and the homeless. We will exterminate them to the last man, woman, and child. If Vice President Hotrex gets a little excited and slips a Cambodia or two into the ovens, I'm sure we can all agree it is for the best. These things happen, it's called good clean fun or collateral damage or something.
My second step is to make the citizens of this country happy. To this effect, I will lower the age of consent to 16; subsidize purchases of condoms, viagra, birth control pills, liquor, rohypnol, cocaine and lubricants; make lingerie, sex toys, bondage gear, and farm animals tax deductable; outlaw the use of the word "rape" - we don't like to hear that word around here. We prefer to use the term "surprise sex."
I also believe in the power of the turbocharger, which my effeminant opponents do not. To demonstrate this to the American citizens, upon my election, Vice President hotrex will make one free turbo manifold for every member of HMT. Please allow 10 months for delivery.
Alas, I am only one man, and can only accomplish so much. Normally, I just do what the ---- I want, and the rest of you can die for all I care. However, I have hand picked several members of HMT to be part of my staff, to aid me in: making policy, interpreting policy, enforcing policy, and driving me home from the bar when I get too drunk. There are numerous posts to fill, but so far my intended appointments are as follows:
- BlackDragon - secretary in charge of which bitches get fucked, and which are out of luck
- AbaZ - minister of defense in the Pacific NW during our forthcoming Canadian Jihad, unless I just nuke those ------- frogs
- buk9tp - official state licensed MILF undergarment sniffer
Lastly, before I go to bed, I have been getting numerous questions concerning my running mate, hotrex. I told you once, don't listen to anything he says, he is a moron. Are you ------- stupid? I know the opposition is, they can't stop chatting him up. What else do you expect from a couple of deadbeat dads?
As President, I will turn America into the Fourth Reich. We will be strong in mind and body, pure in heart in spirit. Now, many of you are thinking of the ***** when I say this. **** Germany had some good ideas, don't get me wrong, but they picked people who didn't deserve to be persecuted. I, however, plan on sending only the most deserving to the ovens; namely hippies, French-Canadians, and the homeless. We will exterminate them to the last man, woman, and child. If Vice President Hotrex gets a little excited and slips a Cambodia or two into the ovens, I'm sure we can all agree it is for the best. These things happen, it's called good clean fun or collateral damage or something.
My second step is to make the citizens of this country happy. To this effect, I will lower the age of consent to 16; subsidize purchases of condoms, viagra, birth control pills, liquor, rohypnol, cocaine and lubricants; make lingerie, sex toys, bondage gear, and farm animals tax deductable; outlaw the use of the word "rape" - we don't like to hear that word around here. We prefer to use the term "surprise sex."
I also believe in the power of the turbocharger, which my effeminant opponents do not. To demonstrate this to the American citizens, upon my election, Vice President hotrex will make one free turbo manifold for every member of HMT. Please allow 10 months for delivery.
Alas, I am only one man, and can only accomplish so much. Normally, I just do what the ---- I want, and the rest of you can die for all I care. However, I have hand picked several members of HMT to be part of my staff, to aid me in: making policy, interpreting policy, enforcing policy, and driving me home from the bar when I get too drunk. There are numerous posts to fill, but so far my intended appointments are as follows:
- BlackDragon - secretary in charge of which bitches get fucked, and which are out of luck
- AbaZ - minister of defense in the Pacific NW during our forthcoming Canadian Jihad, unless I just nuke those ------- frogs
- buk9tp - official state licensed MILF undergarment sniffer
Lastly, before I go to bed, I have been getting numerous questions concerning my running mate, hotrex. I told you once, don't listen to anything he says, he is a moron. Are you ------- stupid? I know the opposition is, they can't stop chatting him up. What else do you expect from a couple of deadbeat dads?
12-07-2005, 06:22 AM
#306
1.5 BAR
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 842
Re: Who will be the 2008 HMT prez
FINALLY!! After all the bickering and the "he said/she said", someone (ie JD) has made it clear what he will do for HMT and the country. Although I'm not in agreement with all his plans, the fact he took the time to let us know his plans and did not participate in this on going BULLSHIT of degrading each others character, he gets my vote.
VOTE HOTREX/JD FOR 08
VOTE HOTREX/JD FOR 08
12-07-2005, 07:16 AM
#307
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 8,155
Re: Who will be the 2008 HMT prez
Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
- BlackDragon - secretary in charge of which bitches get fucked, and which are out of luck
12-07-2005, 07:38 AM
#308
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 21,479
Re: Who will be the 2008 HMT prez
Originally Posted by hotrex
i dont keep any paypal money in my account, about a month ago i had someone get into my accoutn and start spending money. jeff willvouch for that so i changed my password and transfer all funds into my savings account. immediately after i recieve them
The money still has to go into your account at one time, right? So there should be some sort of record that the money was received by you, correct? Just admit you're full of ---- because it's painfully obvious. 
JD can claim to do whatever he wants. Just like all the past presidents who have promised to "Create more jobs and lower taxes".....it's just not going to happen. It's all a scam to get your vote. Apparently lieing, cheating, and scamming is contagious on the hotrex/JD capaign.
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12-07-2005, 08:00 AM
#309
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 0
Re: Who will be the 2008 HMT prez
Originally Posted by StanB
FINALLY!! After all the bickering and the "he said/she said", someone (ie JD) has made it clear what he will do for HMT and the country. Although I'm not in agreement with all his plans, the fact he took the time to let us know his plans and did not participate in this on going BULLSHIT of degrading each others character, he gets my vote.
Oh Joshy. Paypal works like this, you get the money, then you transfer it to wherever you want. Here's the kicker, you can show any and all transactions up to 1 year after, no matter how long gone the money is. (P.S. MS Paint won't help you.)
12-07-2005, 11:47 AM
#310
1.5 BAR
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 842
Re: Who will be the 2008 HMT prez
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Stealthmode, I read your plan. I can see that you will be ruling with an "iron fist."
It's either swim, drown or fuckoff
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