Who is Tom
 

so, who here is playing the part of tom?

i was serious when i said i would rock a RIP OCZC decal on my car though

Re: Who is Tom
 

yeah, I thought tom died. Someone fucked this up. ::)

Re: Who is Tom
 

tom tuned the cars that OCZC built. OCZC is the one that died

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im confused.

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what are you not getting? OCZC built manifolds, then tom would tune the cars that his manifolds went on. They also liked to eat orange chicken together.

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I have an STD and Stillnoturbo are ------- it up by saying that Tom and OCZC are the same person.

Please reference the sticker for further clarification.

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but who is Tom?

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Tom is Thomas Sewell, he pals around with me, xeno, blundar. xeno has a cell video of me nodding off at IHOP at 4 am with that fruit trying to ---- with me. LOL.

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oh, part of the Elite Tuners Guild huh?

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I guess. Tom's good people.

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LOL I started reading it and was thinking who is this new tom :D

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i saw them meet once...my eyes were covered on the way there so i wouldnt know the location, but it was dark and smelled like OC

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------- this up? are you drunk? i wasnt the one who linked this thread. all i said was RIP.

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exactly, that dbag is the only person that thinks it would be funny for that retard to see this thread. vadimkag or whatever his name is still thinks this ---- is real, as well as a bunch of noobs, long live the oczc legend

Re: Who is Tom
 

I asked Blundar to let me join one time he simply held out his hand and said snatch the amtel from my hand and you may join the guild. I tried but his reflexs were like lighting. Dave turned to Fowee and Laughed saying this one has much to learn.

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Post count owns you to. He is a noob, it will take him years to get the 1500 post to see this. It would be funny to just up his post count to get one more laugh out of him. Will I tell him it was a joke, and kill the hole thing......NO!!! Also posting the link; for those that can see it will help keep up the joke.

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I think tom is bigdaddyvtec

Re: Who is Tom
 

please explain how post count owns me? i know he can't see this sub forum, but posting links to something he can't see will help him to realize that its a joke. there would be nothing funny about him seeing this, but maybe that's just my opinion

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I think you are alone with that thought. Its a lot funnier to see how long we can string him along than to just give him the info

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He can't see it thats how post count owns you. Someone this slow will not realize its a joke with just a link, now if someone told him "this is a joke there playing with you" then he might see the picture. If he was someone half a brain he would have done a search and look for the guy to see some of his work.

It can be years at this pace. This guy is to dumb to realize its a joke and thus will not see it EVER!! Only way he is going to know anything is if someone tells him. You could go as far as to say that TOM die in some unreal way and he would still by it. :1

Re: Who is Tom
 

I think TOM is shipping him a rewelded SAC manifold.

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i was wondering how this was going to end. thats hilarious

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Don't get all butt hurt. Read the threads, you said that OCZC IS Tom, which is fail.

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He's got that "I'll ---- you up" look

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I have absolutely no idea as to this picture's relevance to this thread. :S

Care to explain?

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------- read the forums.

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::) I'v been doing just that and I'm still lost. I've been gone way to long.

Also did someone really die or is this all one huge low-brow HMT secret?

WTF is going here? :S Linkys pls

Re: Who is Tom
 

i guess the only reason i am nice enough to fill you in is cause you have a turbo bike and i really want to build one

https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...?topic=95316.0

Re: Who is Tom
 

I started in on that thread and lost interest after the first 1/2 page. Then I kept seeing this oczc ---- everywhere and was confused...now I think I've got it:

Cliffs - Douche Bag newb falls into HMT snare
- DB nub wants a TM mani so he flips his upside down and wonders why it cracked
- imburne sends above said DB a OCZC Tuning by Tom sticker for six bones
- There is no Tom, there is no OCZC, the is no Santa, and in the matrix there is no spoon
- The "OC" in OCZC is Orange chicken
- Xeno's car is allegedly named "Panda Express" thus the pic of our endangered furry commi friend.
- Chris makes a thread about the death of a mani builder so the kid no longer expect a top-mount for $85.00
- At some point the new clown insults JD thus furthering the construct of his own demise, and everyone runs with it
- Noop's takes picture and says "He feels kinda gay" and now it's front page

Wow...you are all going straight to hell and so am I for laughing at that. Aww, I missed the HMT group activities

Re: Who is Tom
 

tom=tom tom the panda at panda express who is their salesman for orange chicken



http://pandaexpress.com/webzine/BB2008/EddieTomTom.html

Re: Who is Tom
 

Oh man, that's too funny.


Eddie was in on it the whole time. They faked Tom's death to get him out of a non-compete agreement with OCZC. They are starting a new company. BBRC Bejing Beef Race Craft. ^-^

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im too lazy to read the other thread again, has the dude figured out its a joke yet? im guessing so since chris said that oczc has been resurrected lol. this kid is a douchenozzle.

Re: Who is Tom
 

I don't know how to explain it but if you have ever seen the movie the wraith, it will tell you all you need to know about how he came back to life.

Re: Who is Tom
 

wasnt the story that his twin brother died in the crash and OCZC was found on the floor of the shop in a drug induced coma due to his brothers death?

also, tom just tunes cars for OCZC. i see quite a few people thinking tom and OCZC are the same person

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Most people are idiots.

We need to post an oczc build thread showing his 800 whp D16 swap into the Wraith. Should be great fun, and I can't look at enough pictures of the Wraith.

Re: Who is Tom
 

Do we need to fake that thing? I mean I thought those really existed.

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most i have seen is 730whp d16

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It was a joke. :l

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----, i hope im not as dumb as vadimkay