Who here eats macdonalds breakfast?
09-16-2007, 02:47 PM
#31
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Re: Who here eats macdonalds breakfast?
Originally Posted by johnmichael
I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have not yet partaken of the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-They didnt add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them... the syrup nugget. THE ----------ING SYRUP NUGGET!!! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen.
if you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I ---- you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth.
I ate two mcgriddles this morning...i'm hooked
09-16-2007, 08:36 PM
#33
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 378
Re: Who here eats macdonalds breakfast?
mcdonalds breakfast is good cuz usually i eat like a shitty cereal bar or 2 waffles but eggs (even thuogh they are like processed ----) have protien so it gets you through your day, i think mcd's breakfast is healthier than the rest of thier food at least, maybe im wrong, but those double cheeseburgers come dripping with grease.
