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Old 12-06-2004, 06:08 PM
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haha The gates of hell await you my friend.
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If it were in my power I would send all of you who smiled at this thread to hell. Ever wonder why your life sucks? Probly because you smile at stuff like this. I'm by no means a "Jesus freak" or "bible thumping" but this is just sick. You all have no respect at all. I hope your kids spit in your face one day or stab you just so you know how it feels to be this disrespected. One day in hell you all will wish you never did this.
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Unfortunately buddy I've done much worse in my life than laugh at this stupid joke. Settle down...
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Originally Posted by tranceminister
Unfortunately buddy I've done much worse in my life than laugh at this stupid joke. Settle down...
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If it were in my power I would send all of you who smiled at this thread to hell. Ever wonder why your life sucks? Probly because you smile at stuff like this. I'm by no means a "Jesus freak" or "bible thumping" but this is just sick. You all have no respect at all. I hope your kids spit in your face one day or stab you just so you know how it feels to be this disrespected. One day in hell you all will wish you never did this.
OK.an imaginary friend has alot to do with how my life turns out at the end .who the ---- is this clow?
"he who is not guilty of sin cast the first stone".Are you throwing stones yet you ------- Jesus freek?
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my girlfriend just pointed out that the cross is easter and not christmas....

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I guess that's how they roll in canada, but here in the us the cross was where jesus was crucified on.
please tell me you are not this ignorant.
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Old 12-06-2004, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by bob06
If it were in my power I would send all of you who smiled at this thread to hell. Ever wonder why your life sucks? Probly because you smile at stuff like this. I'm by no means a "Jesus freak" or "bible thumping" but this is just sick. You all have no respect at all. I hope your kids spit in your face one day or stab you just so you know how it feels to be this disrespected. One day in hell you all will wish you never did this.
i slit a guys throat once with my K bar, then put about 10 bullets between his eyes, as his mother watched, after i beat the ---- out of him.

the ****** tried to kill me, wouldnt you do the same?

god doesnt like me anymore.
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Jesus was a black man, I am a black man, therefore am I Jesus?
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Jesus was a black man, I am a black man, therefore am I Jesus?
I thought you were brown.
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well than allow me to rephrase,

Jesus was a brown man, I am a brown man, therefore am I Jesus?

Better? :P
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