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What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?

Old 02-07-2007, 11:40 PM
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No, my mother stays at home and dies of cancer. Colleen is a lesbian who hangs out with my drinking crew.
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:43 PM
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No, my mother stays at home and dies of cancer. Colleen is a lesbian who hangs out with my drinking crew.
ok now thats just depressing...
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:50 PM
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I know, I took much relish pulling your heartstrings.

Momma's a hardcore lady who should be around another 5-7 years before symptoms start kicking her ***. She's dying in the broad sense, not the acute one, much the same as all of us are dying.
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:51 PM
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back on topic here, maybe you could get her a male hooker.

on a more serious note i think my alltime favorite v-day gift was some concert tickets
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:53 PM
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We're not exclusive, and she's pretty hot. I said she was a ho, duh. I imagine she gets fucked by anybody she wants when I'm not around.
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:55 PM
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We're not exclusive, and she's pretty hot. I said she was a ho, duh. I imagine she gets fucked by anybody she wants when I'm not around.
So what better gift for a ho than even more *******? lol

get her a gift certificate for one free std treatment.
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:58 PM
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So what better gift for a ho than even more *******? lol
I want the personal touch, and she's not keeping my personal *******, so I was fielding ideas.

Mix CD it is.
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Old 02-08-2007, 12:21 AM
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I got my woman a nice set of flowmaster 40 seires for her 95gt stang but my woman isn't like most
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Old 02-08-2007, 02:32 AM
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I'm a big fan of giving ---- stitches on valentines day.
keep your gay comments to your self
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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
I know, I took much relish pulling your heartstrings.

Momma's a hardcore lady who should be around another 5-7 years before symptoms start kicking her ***. She's dying in the broad sense, not the acute one, much the same as all of us are dying.
CMON JD PICS OF SAID HO!!!
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