What to get the g/f for valentines day?
 

Any suggestions on what to get the g/f for valentines day, I forget it was approaching. She is in Pa, and I'm in VA....I could do flowers , but I doubt that they deliver to her house in the middle of nowhere. Suggestions besides a cock in a box ?

Re: What to get the g/f for valentines day?
 

a cock in her mouth?

Re: What to get the g/f for valentines day?
 

Jackhammer Jesus

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Re: What to get the g/f for valentines day?
 

---- beads.

Re: What to get the g/f for valentines day?
 

I can deliver a load in her mouth, even if it is in the middle of nowhere.

Re: What to get the g/f for valentines day?
 

Inflatable buttplug.

Re: What to get the g/f for valentines day?
 

If your too far away too visit I wouldnt worry about getting her anything. Her boyfriend there will take care of it... including the cock in the mouth.

Re: What to get the g/f for valentines day?
 

werd

long distance > you

Re: What to get the g/f for valentines day?
 

nothing

Re: What to get the g/f for valentines day?
 

Get her some condoms, so while you are away, she doesnt knocked up by all those other guys she's banging.