What to get the g/f for valentines day?
 

Any suggestions on what to get the g/f for valentines day, I forget it was approaching. She is in Pa, and I'm in VA....I could do flowers , but I doubt that they deliver to her house in the middle of nowhere. Suggestions besides a cock in a box ?

Re: What to get the g/f for valentines day?
 

a cock in her mouth?

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Jackhammer Jesus

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Re: What to get the g/f for valentines day?
 

---- beads.

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I can deliver a load in her mouth, even if it is in the middle of nowhere.

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Inflatable buttplug.

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If your too far away too visit I wouldnt worry about getting her anything. Her boyfriend there will take care of it... including the cock in the mouth.

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werd

long distance > you

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nothing

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Get her some condoms, so while you are away, she doesnt knocked up by all those other guys she's banging.

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yeah no ----, her other boyfriend should cover me.

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Give her a cuntpunt ;D

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good comeback

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nothing, thats what im getting mine. mine hates valentines day, i win!!!! lol

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herpes

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solid advice

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have you ever talked to her in person or just msn and phone?

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+1 on ---- beads and +1 on condoms, CSAddict speaks the truth!

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damn long distance huh? like everyone else said, her other bf will take care of it. i have a few friends that found out the hardway with long distance relationships. kinda hard to love one while your bangin another haha.....

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spend 5$ and send her a picture of you two together and then go out and spend the money on a stripper for yourself. merry valentines day

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A fight, got mine one two years in a row, now she wants nothing cause vday sucks.
If that fails Donkey Punch her!

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I think he's off to college, he was north of me a coupe hours iirc.

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donkey punch that bitch ;D

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Yes, I've talked to her in person, been dating for a year and a half. I used to see her bout everyday till I moved to take the job that I have now.

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Wear her like a glove then wiggle your fingers :y

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---- I have no input...besides your situation sucks because I just got done with a girl I liked alot but am to far away all the time. (supposedly part of the reason) so valentines day I might want to kill myself.

Re: What to get the g/f for valentines day?
 

This is the thread HMTers actually want:

https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...?topic=75079.0

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whoever created that will go to hell..lol that device is just wrong

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i thought it was funny as hell

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Perfume

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---- dude if your your gonna kill yourself over -----, you are not a man and I'll give you a rope. ---- who ever made you write that and go get some revenge -----!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!