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SkunT 08-12-2008 11:15 AM
what do you do when
 
you go to take a piss, stand there at the urinal and then find out you really gotta take a ----, and its one of those shits that you gotta take asap.

so you run to the toilet, take your ---- only to find out that there is only enough TP to get about 2 wipes.




USS 08-12-2008 11:17 AM
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Hope it's a solid ----?

con 08-12-2008 11:27 AM
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didn't you just poop on the ground with no tp in japan? ^-^

90accordIHI 08-12-2008 11:33 AM
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that's what socks are for

if your wearing sandals or flops, your fucked unless you can cowboy over to the next stall or paper towel dispenser

HMTguy 08-12-2008 11:46 AM
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2 wipes is better than none. If you have peanut butter you can just smear it all over your butt to cover the smell and spackle your crack at the same time. Extra chunky for added visual effect.

SkunT 08-12-2008 11:48 AM
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I'm glad 2 wipes covered things.

I think im gonna go take a shower at lunch time though. :l

scottsi 08-12-2008 02:28 PM
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you rip the roll up and use it.

BigD 08-12-2008 02:48 PM
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Time to put your boxers to good use and go commando.

b18. 08-12-2008 02:51 PM
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You throw it at an Iraqi.

sunboost 08-12-2008 04:52 PM
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you make it over to the next stall?

t_cel_t 08-12-2008 04:55 PM
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this is the reason i ALWAYS check to make sure there's enough ---- wipe before i let er rip

beaker 08-12-2008 04:58 PM
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if we weren't still in iraq, the govt would be able to buy more TP....just my opinion

stenseltizm 08-12-2008 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by t_cel_t
this is the reason i ALWAYS check to make sure there's enough ---- wipe before i let er rip
It's those urgent 'I'm coming out whether your pants are up or not' shits that you don't get a chance to check. It's like the asian gameshows where they run through a door not sure if there is some huge dude to pummel them on the other side, you already chose your door.

TOM 08-12-2008 06:04 PM
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this is very simple,

you take boths sheet of tp left, stack them on top of each other, then fold it in half twice. the corner that used to be the center of the paper rip off( save for later use) you then unfold the tp. now stick your finger through the hole and wipe your ass. yes you will have some pooh on your finger, you slide the tp off over your finger wiping your finger clean of ---- You then take the saved corner piece and use it to clean any remaining ---- out from under your finger nail.

prolem=solved

stenseltizm 08-12-2008 06:09 PM
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If two sheets of paper are not enough to clean your -------, how is it logically enough to clean your ------- and then your finger on top of that?

Someone just like the stinkfinger?

TOM 08-12-2008 06:13 PM
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did you not read my post??? and i'm the noob.

plymouth 08-12-2008 06:25 PM
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Use the 2 sheets then if need be use socks, and if you have flip flops on pull up your pants and tell the boss you have been pukeing all day and need to go home then just leave and shower.

southwest2118 08-13-2008 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted by TOM
this is very simple,

you take boths sheet of tp left, stack them on top of each other, then fold it in half twice. the corner that used to be the center of the paper rip off( save for later use) you then unfold the tp. now stick your finger through the hole and wipe your ass. yes you will have some pooh on your finger, you slide the tp off over your finger wiping your finger clean of ---- You then take the saved corner piece and use it to clean any remaining ---- out from under your finger nail.

prolem=solved
good right up man :y.....hope the customers don't mind a little extra ---- on their hamburger meat.

i vote for STICKY!

cornfuzed 08-13-2008 02:03 AM
Re: what do you do when
 
Originally Posted by TOM
this is very simple,

you take boths sheet of tp left, stack them on top of each other, then fold it in half twice. the corner that used to be the center of the paper rip off( save for later use) you then unfold the tp. now stick your finger through the hole and wipe your ass. yes you will have some pooh on your finger, you slide the tp off over your finger wiping your finger clean of ---- You then take the saved corner piece and use it to clean any remaining ---- out from under your finger nail.

prolem=solved
sounds like your just making up a way to stick ur finger in ur ass and not be called gay, i vote gay ban

j3w 08-13-2008 02:10 AM
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Originally Posted by cornfuzed
sounds like your just making up a way to stick ur finger in ur ass and not be called gay, i vote gay ban
this coming from the guy with a perforated colon

i vote that you get banned until you can tell the truth at least 66% of the time.

TOM 08-13-2008 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted by cornfuzed
sounds like your just making up a way to stick ur finger in ur ass and not be called gay, i vote gay ban
the only person mentioning anything about a finger in the ass you, i know i would never shove my finger in my ass, it must be something you do often, i vote gay ban too,

for your gay ass

oinesra 08-13-2008 02:14 AM
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If it is a "standard" toilet, take the cover off the tank, and wash your ass with that water. If your are really fucked up, you can ---- in the wather tank for luls.

Or just throw sand/dry dirt/kitty litter at you -------, like you would for oil on the driveway. As the day goes on, and it drys, it will flake off and fall down your pant leg.

beaker 08-13-2008 02:19 AM
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thats fine and all for you arsenio.. but we are americans....we can afford toilet paper here....not like in meheko where you find the nearest 4-legged animal

j3w 08-13-2008 02:25 AM
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Originally Posted by dtrain
thats fine and all for you arsenio.. but we are americans....we can afford toilet paper here....not like in meheko where you find the nearest 4-legged animal
i recently hired a crew of stucco guys through an agency, and they turned out to be fresh out the mufuckin rio grande. how fresh, you ask? so fresh in fact that they threw away their shitty TP in the trash can (on the top of the heaping pile of trash, mind you) instead of flushing it down the toilet. i guess in mexico, you don't flush it.

---- was nasty.

txdohczc 08-13-2008 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted by J.H.Christ
i guess in mexico, you don't flush it.
thats becuase they dont have running water in most parts

oinesra 08-13-2008 02:27 AM
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Originally Posted by dtrain
thats fine and all for you arsenio.. but we are americans....we can afford toilet paper here....not like in meheko where you find the nearest 4-legged animal
It dosent matter if you can afford it or not, if it is not in the stall. You can go ahead and wipe you ass with a sock. But when you end up in the Guinness Book as the first person in history with 'Athletes Ass' do not be surprised.

j3w 08-13-2008 02:32 AM
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Originally Posted by txdohczc
thats becuase they dont have running water in most parts
that's lovely an all, but here we do, and the last thing i want to see/smell is a maize pork tongue burrito after jose has chased it with a few coronas and pico de gallo.

SkunT 08-13-2008 08:58 AM
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im glad things stayed on topic.

Someone asked the question, did I make it to the next stall. The answer to that is, no. I did not. I was a little worried someone would walk in and get a good laugh out of my stinky ass. For the most part, things were good after 2 wipes, and I went home at lunch and took a shower.

Hopefully this helps out the next person.

78NOVA 08-13-2008 09:12 AM
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i guess that the little saying under your user name need not apply to this matter? forgot the depends that day? jk, i was looking for something funny to say and i happen to see it as i watch the chink play with her tits i want to bust on......

hatrack48 08-13-2008 09:16 PM
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My eyes are full of tears laughing, same thing but I had 3 sheets and a washington

lock-pop! 08-13-2008 11:00 PM
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use the ------- ass gaskets!!!

JDMFantasy2K 08-13-2008 11:00 PM
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one time i sharted while at the bar, when to the can, and left my undies in the tank :6

Ravage70 08-14-2008 12:17 AM
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I need half a roll no matter what the kind of ---- O0


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