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What trick do u guys use in order to eliminate splash back.
This is especially useful in public bathrooms where who knows whats in the water. Personally, to brake the surface tension i put a piece of toilet paper beforehand.

any tricks would be appreciated

This post and many others brought to you by the boredom of my job.

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Hit the back of the bowl rather than the water. Not as much backsplash.

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are youi talkin about #1 or #2. if your talkin about #2 i dont do it in any public place :-X. if your talkin #1 just piss on the floor ;)

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Ooh... dude I thought that was just water I was standing in.. thought maybe a leaky pipe

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Use a tree, or the trash can in the cubicle next to yours :P

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I always use the toilet instead of the urinal. Urinals create too much turbulance which results in splash. Always aim for the outside edge of the toilet. This may take some practice to perfect, but don't worry, you won't have to clean up the mess. ;)
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Someone took a ---- in the urinal at the chik-fil-a where I work. I was so glad I don't work on front couner. ;)

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if there's a cake in the urinal piss on the back part of it.
if you're a sharp shooter like me you can try to aim directly at the little holes in the "welcome mat" they put in urinals.

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best post ever lmfao

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lol, the welcome mat. :D


If you have to go #2 in a public place, I suggest standing on top of the handicap rails. It's known as "droppin bombs". (Oh how I wish I knew how to convert VHS to internet vid clips.) :-\

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I let it splash all over my butt :P

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splash water falls huh. lol :P

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this is some funny ------- ----!

is that the thing that always says "say no to drugs"?


I entered this thread thinking that it was going to be a "i do this for a living" type ----, but nope, i got me a winner thread! ;D

Ahh ----, I've had my laugh for the night, was able to cough up some flem too - yay for me (i hate being sick.. stupid common cold).

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hah, I thought this was going to be another where do you work at thread...

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if you're a sharp shooter like me you can try to aim directly at the little holes in the "welcome mat" they put in urinals.
Im also a sharpshooter, maybe we could start a club. Going for the holes is the only way not to get any spray back.

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well if you know what to do with your weapon, im sure you can do anything :P

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^^^

I wish my very first post was spent on a cool thread like this. I probably asked some meaningless tech question that got answered by Onyx or some ----.

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Reminds me of the one time I was "dropping bombs" at the local motocross track before my race when I got a heathy, or should I say unhealthy, dose of backsplash from the portable shitter. I almost puked just thinking about all that fecal matter contained in the backsplash :-X :-X

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Shitty thread dude (puntastic)

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Nope, here was your first post.
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...44218#msg44218

You were actually giving advice and it was only 1 paragraph. Your second post was a different story. :P
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Haha.You funny basterd.You did the same to me by posting my first post...let me go fing yours ;)



To keep it from slashing when I wizz in public restrooms I just pee all over the toilet paper :P

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if your going #1 its best to hit the side of the little urinals..if its the the big ole regular ones i dont know. My urine doesnt have alot of pressure coming out my piss hole. maybe i got clogged piping or something, or maybe if i purchase a B&M piss pressure regulater i could get more urine out at faster rate rather than having some dude look at me in the next stall.

if your going #2 then tahts a different story i usually like it when the water splashes your butt that way it lubes your ass so you dont irritate your butt hole with that cheap ass sand paper type TP. Boy dos it hurt ...

hope this helps!!!

julio the shitty mexican ( EL Puntastico!!!)

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This ---- really is a classic though. A little off topic or not because i use this method with or without morning wood, but its all about squating and getting the right angle(like skipping rocks), damn its hard to get it all in the toilet when its dark and ur mic is rock hard.

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HAhahahhahah im putting this one in my sig
thx guys i didnt know this one was gonna be this funny

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Yeah, I pretty much do what Ravage does.....
i strategicly place a 3X3 piece of toilet paper in the center of the water.....
but since the paper floats it moves around....

...so its like shooting a duck in water....make a game of it....and target the paper.....

...but if you sink it to the bottom, better reload with another...lol

*This post braught to you by the boring job Ravage and I share*

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Damn, thanks for calling that one out. I wasn't on high speed last night and didn't feel like verifying what I was typing, I sure have learned a lot more about b18 blocks since I posted that ----. Where the ---- was I for 1 whole year? Damn girls taking up all my free time.

Oh yeah, where the ---- were you to come to my rescue and answer that post? Yeah, that's what I thought.

BUMP for funny ass thread

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I don't think i ever saw this post, so i think i should bring it back ;D

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WTF? For a second there I thought Quadnie was back.
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lol, this is a classic post, fo sho.

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hahaha, ive never seen this ----. this has to be one of the funniest posts ever though ;D

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yeah no ----...where is quandie?

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Whos bringing back my old posts without my permission ;)

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I talked to quadnie today, so I know he's still alive. he's supposed to check if he still has a cracked LS head, and if he has it I'm going to pay shipping and my next manifold won't come out so shitty.

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My suggestion, b/c I missed this post.

Just top shelf it. No need for water.

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??? How does that work? ???
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Yeah he never came back for the 1337/Quad for 04 campaign : (

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he told me it's because he found out his running mate was a homofag

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E-thugs are the ---- : )

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one time in greece i was pissing off of the side of a mountain, and then a big gust of air came. i was helpless.

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I don't know if it worked for him or not, but I still remember my weird principle in highschool. You know the urinals that go from chest-high to the floor? The guy would -------eagle to pee in those.