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are you sure he's not mexican?



j/k tell him to come with you to the dyi coin car washes and hose his ass down, then put it on full soap, then spotless rinse, and go ahead and give him a coat of the Blue Coral wax for extra protection.

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HAHAHAHAHAH

Ravage an I had the same problem at our place, at first we made Custom computer backrounds on all the screens at work with a pic of Deodorant sticks, with little cations next to it that said "HIS NAME" YOU SMELL USE IT OR LOSE IT

after he didnt get that message we put a turd in his coffe pot at work...

still nothing, finally the BOSS gave in to the smell and told him to take a shower and if he came to work smelling like ---- again he would be fired.....the next day the dirty egyptian was gone HAHA

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That just leads to another problem. My boss is only here 2 days a week, in which I only speak to him about once a month. And the lady who works in HR is too busy ------- one of our employees to even care.
I think I might just get a Christmas Tree air freshner and hang it under his desk.

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leave deodorant samples on his desk.

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Have one of you hot hot girl friend visit you at the office while hes around, tell her to prentend she don`t know nothing about how stinky he is, have her flurt with himfor a while then all in a suddent scream out stuff like
"OMG WTF is that smell" ; "man you don`t take no shower?" ; "YOUR NAME", how do you deal with this everyday".
The whole point is to embress him in front of everyone

it`s kinda mean but not if you have the balls to just walk up there and tell him to take a shower, which is what I would do

ohohoh or ask your trick out brother steve i am pretty sure he can came up with some ideas ^-^


or "accidently " send him a link to this thread >:D

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Email your boss and tell him the guy is sexually harrassing you by making you smell his balls everyday. (Cause that's what you're smelling anyway) :D Or just tell the guy, "look, in your country it might be normal to smell like a pile of ass, but in my country you're just a ------." One way or another, you won't have to deal with him the next day. :)

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show him this. if he still doesnt get it, post his number, ill call him and tell him to get some deoderant. i dont ------- care.

http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com/we...ZkMzF5NTQx.jpg

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posting his number would be great :D :y

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There is this guy at the mini mart that stinks like ass. He's a weird mother fucker and I guess he's onle of those "natural" guys that doesn't believe in deodorant or something. I've thought about buying a stick of deodorant with my daily ---- and leaving it at the counter for him. If he tells me I forgot my deodorant I'll just tell him he can have it. Think he'll understand? That ---- is gross and you can smell him across the store. He's a goofy fucker with long dirty ass hair that doesn't look like it's ever been brushed. Strange thing is he has a wife and a kid. :l Stinky mother fucker.....
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haha

We had a guy like this at my old work

He was a skinny ------ that used to ride his bike MILEs to work everyday, used to smell like absolute ----, like pure nasty, you didnt even have to be around him and it was a big shop

My girl (who worked with me) has a great nose for everything and one day aparently told him straight up that he smlled like ---- and it was botherring people, I dont think she was to nice about it. But everyday after that he would still have to ride his bike, defientely didnt shower. and now he wore COLOGNE ontop of the BO

------- made it even worse

he smellt until the day they let him go

Its a horrible thing and honestly I would be discreet and let him know anonomysly (how the ---- do u spell that), knobody wants to work witht hat ----