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So there is this guy at work who obviously doesn't believe in deodorant. Everyday he smells like he has been running through the desert with sweatpants and a winter parka on. The dude is like from Nigeria or some ----. How do you let someone know that everytime he is around you gag? Outside of his stench, he is a pretty cool guy.

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tell him to shower and put on some right guard extreme..or stay away from him..not that hard

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The mean thing to do would be to buy a ton of deodorant sticks and place it all around his office.

The nice way... eh I don't know... I guess pull him aside and just go into it smoothly.

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Spray him with some colone "by accident" verytime you see him

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if you're the boss its your duty to send him home for a shower.

if you're not the boss, tell the boss it makes you gag and to do something about it.

we had a guy like that at my old work, he was sent home many times for a shower. lol

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Between him and the guy who burns popcorn every afternoon, I might need to invest in a gas mask soon.

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Now that would be funny...........and will make your point be noticed quickly.

Talk to your boss/manager/admin they have to talk to them.

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he needs a shower not deodorant or colone. thats just makes it worse or only works for about a min. my friend use to only have a bathtub and i dont think he used it much because he would stink real bad even though he had several sticks of deodorant with him at all times.

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i would tell your boss so that you don't have to say anything, it is there job

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^True. This issue should be handled by the Human Resources Department.

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are you sure he's not mexican?



j/k tell him to come with you to the dyi coin car washes and hose his ass down, then put it on full soap, then spotless rinse, and go ahead and give him a coat of the Blue Coral wax for extra protection.

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HAHAHAHAHAH

Ravage an I had the same problem at our place, at first we made Custom computer backrounds on all the screens at work with a pic of Deodorant sticks, with little cations next to it that said "HIS NAME" YOU SMELL USE IT OR LOSE IT

after he didnt get that message we put a turd in his coffe pot at work...

still nothing, finally the BOSS gave in to the smell and told him to take a shower and if he came to work smelling like ---- again he would be fired.....the next day the dirty egyptian was gone HAHA

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That just leads to another problem. My boss is only here 2 days a week, in which I only speak to him about once a month. And the lady who works in HR is too busy ------- one of our employees to even care.
I think I might just get a Christmas Tree air freshner and hang it under his desk.

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leave deodorant samples on his desk.

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Have one of you hot hot girl friend visit you at the office while hes around, tell her to prentend she don`t know nothing about how stinky he is, have her flurt with himfor a while then all in a suddent scream out stuff like
"OMG WTF is that smell" ; "man you don`t take no shower?" ; "YOUR NAME", how do you deal with this everyday".
The whole point is to embress him in front of everyone

it`s kinda mean but not if you have the balls to just walk up there and tell him to take a shower, which is what I would do

ohohoh or ask your trick out brother steve i am pretty sure he can came up with some ideas ^-^


or "accidently " send him a link to this thread >:D

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Email your boss and tell him the guy is sexually harrassing you by making you smell his balls everyday. (Cause that's what you're smelling anyway) :D Or just tell the guy, "look, in your country it might be normal to smell like a pile of ass, but in my country you're just a ------." One way or another, you won't have to deal with him the next day. :)

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show him this. if he still doesnt get it, post his number, ill call him and tell him to get some deoderant. i dont ------- care.

http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com/we...ZkMzF5NTQx.jpg

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posting his number would be great :D :y

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There is this guy at the mini mart that stinks like ass. He's a weird mother fucker and I guess he's onle of those "natural" guys that doesn't believe in deodorant or something. I've thought about buying a stick of deodorant with my daily ---- and leaving it at the counter for him. If he tells me I forgot my deodorant I'll just tell him he can have it. Think he'll understand? That ---- is gross and you can smell him across the store. He's a goofy fucker with long dirty ass hair that doesn't look like it's ever been brushed. Strange thing is he has a wife and a kid. :l Stinky mother fucker.....
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haha

We had a guy like this at my old work

He was a skinny ------ that used to ride his bike MILEs to work everyday, used to smell like absolute ----, like pure nasty, you didnt even have to be around him and it was a big shop

My girl (who worked with me) has a great nose for everything and one day aparently told him straight up that he smlled like ---- and it was botherring people, I dont think she was to nice about it. But everyday after that he would still have to ride his bike, defientely didnt shower. and now he wore COLOGNE ontop of the BO

------- made it even worse

he smellt until the day they let him go

Its a horrible thing and honestly I would be discreet and let him know anonomysly (how the ---- do u spell that), knobody wants to work witht hat ----

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If you also say something like, "That's ok, I think you needed it more than I do" line I think he will..............

Some people want to be "natural", makes no sense, others just smell. They don't believe in washing their balls or asscrack with soap.....
I used to work in a call center for Lexmark, the printers, well we served all of america for customer support, help people fix and install printers........anyhow it was just an open area filled with cubicles and computers. It was all good until they hired a 400lb Haitian woman. The problem wasn't the accent, the weight or anything like that. It was the smell and lack of cmputer knowledge. She used to fart all the time too, and guess what....I was so "good" they wanted me to help train her and they sat her behind me. I would have to do my and her job everyday and smell the farts all day long.

They even sent out messages about BO and how because of the way the room was setup it affected everyone. Nothing....So I got pissed left for a better job and three weeks later they closed down to send the offices to India. Now you call and get "Rick from California" but it is actually Apu from Calcutta.....

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report his ass

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Just thought about something, Are you better than him at what you do?

If so treaten to quit if they don't do anything, or organize a sort of revolt, talk to everyone else and see how they feel, then go into HR and tell the bitch to do something or everyone else is walking out.

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bwahahahahahaha

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I work in a hippie town, where most people are somewhat tolerant of not bathing for weeks at a time. I still tell hippies they stink, and I hear others tell hippies they stink. In a non-hippie town I can imagine this guy is hearing it quite a bit more.

Get him fired, he sucks at life.

PS - as others have pointed out, the problem isn't deodorant, the problem is lack of soap and water.

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I go to the office everyday and i only take a shower once a week....wait a second, where do u work??? jk

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Today he doesn't smell too bad. Maybe Wednesday is his shower day.
The only thing worse than BO is the smell of pachoolie or whatever that crap the hippies and 7-11 employees wear.

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Oh god I hate that ----. I've noticed that mostly potheads and hippes wear that ----.......but why?!?!?! That's like that nasty old lady prefume that they always seem to cover themselves in and drown everybody around them in their funk. :X
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maybe his nationality doesnt believe in wearing scented things such as deoderant/cologne(sp?)

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god we have a guy at my work too... totally cool guy has been there for years but lately just smells soo freaking bad, I mean 10 feet from the parts counter I can smell him. I've also been wondering what to say, everyone in the shop talks about it. I have been doing things like putting burnt up clutch discs on the parts counter and anything else that smells bad so maybe he can get the hint. Our boss is a softy and wont do or say a thing. If you do find a decent solution let us know :)

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lol i had a guy i used to work with named steve. He would never shower and wore the same clothes to work usually for at least 4-5 days in a row, man he smelled like shyt... we called him stinky steve, or rigor mortis because he walks around like an ogre or somthing.

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You work with Stealthmode?

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i cant believe that no one has laughed at my mspaint picture yet. stink lines and all.

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I laughed at it, but didn't want to post "lol" and add another pointless post to my postcount. :-[
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I laughed. Just didn't want to be a retard who post "lol" ;D

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Quit being an invertebrate and just tell him. If you're discreet about it, you should be ok. He probably doesn't even know. Think about if the roles were reversed and you were the one that stunk, wouldn't you want someone to tell you? If, after you tell him, he doesn't do anything then you resort to the not so subtle hints that everyone has mentioned.