Dr.Boost

Well, I'll go ahead and ruin that with the fact that 67.5% of all of your money for the next 18 years will go towards raising this kid. 79.2% of your free time will be spent taking care of the kid. You will change approximately 523 diapers over the next few years, you will be puked on somewhere in the area of 47 times, you will be urinated on at least 25 times, you will lose around 563 hours of sleep. Over the years your child will cost you over $4500 in legal costs and restitution. You will get 48% less sex along with a loss of attraction to your partner.

Enjoy and congratulations.
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spoon fed

wow, what is your big problem with having a baby?? cause there areny any girls for you to procreate with? :P

SpankedYA!

See what you don't know is its worth it. If you weren't so self obsorbed you would see what a great thing it is. You young guys never want anything that detracts from your meaningless lives. Hanging out bullshitting, banging skanks, drinking etc.. I am way past that ----. When you feel the need to have a child you won't be so negative and you will only see the bright side.

Dr.Boost

Eh?

Didn't I just explain why? :P
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SpankedYA!

Oh yeah ---- your tailgate! :P

Dr.Boost

I hate you.

Actually, I'm just scared of kids. I don't have the slightest clue how to take care of a kid. I don't know what to do or how to act or how to work with them. Like black people always say, "You don't like what you don't understand". I suppose alot of that would go away once you actually are in that situation and you just play it by ear.

BTW, my GF has a 3 year old boy.
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SlobberGoat

mwahahaha...congrats mate, and welcome to the club. Our first is due in Jan...its a girl which is cool. I'm already on the lookout for her CRX.

Might be time for a HMT kidz thread soon...

MikeJ-2009

Boost, are you spouting all the lies your dad told you?


Everyone says that kids cost a million dollars and the truth is they don't. They eat about as much as you throw away when you're done eating, and the hours of "taking care of them"? That must have been like today where I stripped all the old tint off my car and the kid wacked my hammer into a piece of wood for a couple hours? If so, mark me down for 2 hrs. And mark me down for another 2 tomarrow when I take out my air conditioning while he puts a screwdriver into where my front bumper would be and turns it.
OMG, I'm overworked and underpaid.

P.S. I also should get credit for a combined 3 hours of all the times I taught him to pee in the shower.

HondaTuner

LMAO! This thread is hilarious. I personally cannot wait until "I grow up", get married and have children. It will be an experience beyond belief. And I would not miss it for the world.

R-MAK

if you actually think about it, by time Steve's, Julio's and Raf's sons are grown up, RSX's will be old. kinda 4th gens now. so im sure they will have one but hopefully we'll have NSX's :P