volkswagons are the gayest cars in the world
 

i just got done helping my cousin do 4 new rotors/pads on his 2001 2.0 jetta and let me tell you, if you gave me $10,000 dollar signing bonus, i would never ever work as a volks tech. that ---- was horrid. i will never ever touch one of those piles of ---- ever again. it took nearly the whole day to replace the brakes and spark plugs as they are buried undewr the intake mani and need a special "boot remover". the ---- is gay as ---- and i never wish any of this upon any of you. i wish i could buy one just to push off a cliff. thank you

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yeah...and bumblebee from transformers was a vw.....nuff said.

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i tried to work on a girls jetta 2001 I think and it was ------- rough as ----
I used to bitch about honda but the nazis ------- made everything impossible to get to and added an obscene amount of unnecessarily complicated and faulty wiring and ---- to everything

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Im a mechanic, I now have a VW, It needs a tune up, and will probly need one for a while

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did i mention that there is a sensor that detects anytime you ---- with the brakes. so now he is freaking out about the brake light that continues to blink and beep inside the cluster. you need to bring it somewhere so they can clear it... how ------- retarded is that.

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vw's are easy to work on, -----s. :1

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yea you must know it all huh? dumbass

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I've worked on every gen but V, they're all easy, from mech fuel injected 8v's to vr6'es to 1.8t's. hardest thing on a vw is the axles.

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I use to have a 90 16v GLi. It wasn't much different than a Honda to work on, the only pain in the ass I found was trying to replace the t-stat. Mt dad has a 04 Passat Turbo, I've never worked on it but the engine was so full of plastic panels I couldn't even see the turbo. :3

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I did a rad in a carrodo, up intill then I wanted a vr6 turbo bug that had the "beatle cup" body kit........................... no thanks, air cooled dubs only.

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I had to do a battery in a toureg (sp?) the other day....after 3 mechanics wandered around the car for 45 minutes trying to find it we finally looked it up on our computer....WHY THE ---- DID THEY FEEL THAT INSIDE THE DRIVER'S SEAT CUSHION WAS A GOOD PLACE TO PUT THE BATTERY?????? Oh yea, and the damn thing was $140 at our cost....poor fucker spent A LOT on a battery that day.

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Id buy a VW before a Cavalier :-*

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Yeah, I would rather have a so called "gay" car than drive a girls car. A white trash girls car at that

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Nice, that sounds about right, a buddy of mine and I changed the battery on his 01 jetta vr6, and it took a good half hour..

Just like someone before had said.. air cooled only please.

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They are very different to work on, who holds on wheels with bolts.

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How about working an a v6 Bi turbo Audi S4? Thats a ------- bitch too.

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Audi is pretty much VW. :o

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I got something in my eye and it hurts. :'( Oh and VW's are gay like stretched out male assholes.

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I have a friend in Charlotte who does most the electrical and all the VAG reflashing/updates for a VW/Audi dealership. He's a huge fan of Honduhs, crotch rockets, and domestic muscle. Seriously good dude, and outside of the workplace you won't catch him dead in a VW.

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The only good VW is one engulfed in hellish inferno. :X

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u want a ------- reward? or something?... jesus we r trying to flame vw's and how gay the hitlers were to build sucha fucked up car... so jus bend over for everyone and suck ur own cock, u heeping pile of ------

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yea you're right. a crx is ridin in style :8

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No, I'm trying to convey that working on VW's is easy, but apparently its out of your grasp.

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Haaahaahahaahahaaa. ------- classic.

Friend had a 2.0 Jetta. Every part he ever needed for that pile had to come from the dealer. The plug wires on the 2.0 is a bitch.

I helped him replace a plastic water neck on that thing, what a brilliant idea. ::)

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The one that holds one or two sensors? Yeah, they've retained that design for almost 30 years now. It makes as much sense as Ford failling to fix the ------- Taurus transmissions, and people still line up to ------- buy them.

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Its not a VW if your not pushing it.

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You KNOW what I have to deal with everyday Joseph...

If you think Vdubs are bad, try working on Porsche. :S
(im refering to the watercooled engines of course)

The krauts can do some really fucked up ----, it seems like they make cars hard to work on intentionaly...

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you are retarded, you prob didnt put the wear sensor back on properly, idiot.

4 plugs and brakes takes you all day? even without the proper tools it should take you 2 hours at most

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now, you talk about nazis putting stupid ---- in there, those ones were the only good ones... haha now aday ones SUCK BALLS!!

these are the ones i worked on/built.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y18...nysgang101.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y18...und/buggy1.jpg

(and these are the 2 i beleive sepheroth is talkin about too... haha)

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your caviler is much nicer

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so are 300zx twin turbos :)

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My wife has a newer jetta, trying to sell it as we speak. Car runs great, its just the biggest pain in the ass to work on and it is gutless.

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Sounds like all the V-dub tech's I know. I worked for a dealer that sold Nissan, Audi, Benz, VW, Mazda, and Ford. The only people that drove VW/Audi were the VW/Audi sales staff. I was a Nissan tech, but handled VW overflow on occasion. I'd rather work on a VW that just about any GM, but I'd own a GM before a VW. They both break about as frequently, GMs are usually way harder to work on, but GM parts are dirt cheap.

---- anything but Honda's though. I've got 3 Honda's, and a busted ass S10 now, As soon as the S10 is gone I'll probably never buy anything but a Honda again. Way too reliable, efficient, and solid to waste time with anything else. I worked for Toyota too, and they are the closest, but still not as good as a Honda.

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hondas are some of the easiest cars to work on ;) The main thing I hate about vw, bmw, mercedes, etc. is those damn wheel studs, it takes forever to put a freaking wheel back on the car. I work for ford, everything breaks I did an axle seal on an f150 today that had 35k on it, and the ford 500 and the freestyles usually need rear brakes by about 20k. Ford knows about the problem too but won't do a recall. I had a f250 one day with 20k on it and the piston on the rear caliber was shattered.

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Once a certain motor slips in ;)

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Don't even get me started on how much of a piece of ---- the 1.8T motor is. If you want hours of entertainment google search "passat (or jetta or 1.8T) oil sludge problem". Read all the ---- you find and you'll see how ------- rediculous that company is, and why I will never own a Vshit as long as I live.

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haha, yea i guess i should have known there would be a sensor for the low pad life. i think there was a sensor in that car that told me to light it on fire. that car has sensors for anything and everything. and it didn't take us all day to do just brakes. we had to put in a new coolant temp. sensor, new strut mounts, install springs, plugs, wires, and a fuel filter. volkswagon was going to charge him 2000 dollars to do all that.

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I thought they caught on fire on their own

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You must be high. They are shitty motors if you don't take care of them, but properly maintained they will take constant raping. I've had 2 1.8t's, one went to 160K before I sold it, I think I replaced the MAF once, and the alternator, and had regular maintenance done. My current 1.8t has 56K, and I haven't had a single problem yet.

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My jetta has the 2.0L AKA 2.slow. , and will go through a maf sensor every 30k. Luckly I found a way to fix the maf to where I dont have to spend 60 bucks every 30k.