Dan-O

Cool! four days after my wife's b-day, that's easy to remember!

Allright, here's my $0.02 worth.
Go to the local drug store and pick up something cheap and fuzzy don't forget a funny card.
Funny=Good

Stop at the grocery store and pick up something to cook for her. Cooking with fire is always good. (pound you rfists on your chest) Steaks or a nice piece of fish (salmon or such if that's your bag)
Total cash outlay is like $15.

Give her the card, but maybe leave that ---- out for her to find on her own, maybe in her car before she goes to work or heads into town. Girls like that surprise ----, believe me. Surprise ----=blow job. Been there, had that.
Tell her in the card or after she found the card that you already picked up dinner and you'll cook for her.

You know, I never get tired of getting my dick sucked by my wife.
This ---- works!
Dan-O

Dan-O

Oh yeah,
I don't know how hard you've been working on your car, but one night off isn't going to kill you.

Set out a bunch of candles and take a bath with her. Again, bath=*******

My dick realy likes getting sucked off by my wife, so I make sure I got the ---- that works and stick to it.

R-MAK

im gonna ram my dong down some chicks throat tommorro

Dan-O

You are a hopeless romantic.
:P

R-MAK

nah, i love my Honda's

Dan-O

My honda is OK, but I'm not that much into it as much as I like getting my nut off on my wife's DD ****!

ibby

thanks

d16forlife

Not every one in the cunrty celebrates my aniverserary.We celebrate it couse it means something to my wife and I.Brthdays are the same.We do Christmas couse of our son.We dont wnat him to feel left out .Both my wife and I know that christmas has losts its meaning and that holiday is only kept alive by peoples grotesque urge to max out there credit cards.
You know whats funny?My wife is the only one in her playgorup(for my son) that isnt in dept and hating it from credit cards due to christmas spending.Its sad how some people like to front and spend big when they have no noney .

Dr.Boost

Damn Raffi, I swear you and I are brothers.

All I got to say, is ---- valentines day. Yeah, I'm single, and guess what. I'm loving it. I just got laid lastnight. Do I have to buy the bitch anything? Hell no. Is she going to call me asking what we are going to do on valenetines day? Hell no. What am I going to do on valentines day? Not a goddamn------- thing. When is it anyways? I'm thinking it's the 14th? So I will be working on valentines day.

Not only do I not give a ---- about valentines day, if I actually did go do something with a bitch, I would feel so ------- stupid. Just going to a restaraunt and seeing all of the other pour mother ******* who got suckered into supporting this day is enough to make me want to not celebrate. I can't stand the whole idea. All of these people are taking their wives out to dinner and ----, but for what reason? Because it's valentines day? Is that a good reason? Do you have to wait for a "holiday" to take your bitch out to dinner? Bah, ---- that. I think after I get off work I'll throw my bike in the back of the truck and ride it until my arms are numb. Maybe I'll call some bitch later on in the night for sex, but no dinner, flowers, movie, hotel,..etc...etc...

On a side note, ---- bitches. Give me a fat **** that cooks and does dishes.
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Dan-O

So do you leave the money on the dresser or does the ho you fucked last night take the money ahead of time?

You are a sad sad person to hate women so badly.


BTW, simple things sometimes are more valuable than expensive things like costly meals at expensive restaurants, like my original advice.

But I guess it doesn't matter. The guys here who know what's going on take care of their ladies, the guys with their heads up their asses, well, they have their heads up their asses.



I'm done. You can flame back at me but I won't respond.
Dan-O