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sohcrxsi 02-13-2004 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
Hahahaha this post is funny.

But in all seriousness, I feel your pain man. I don't have a car that could be turboed like that or anything, but I am several grand in debt and gotta pay the bills.

So I'm being cheap and gonna give her that v-day romance at the same time.

First buy her a rose, just one, with that white fluffy ---- that they wrap it in (looks purdy). Then load up your car with a nice little basket with some nasty ass sandwiches that you made and the accomodations. And bring a banket, take her to the beach, lay down the blanket and watch the sunset. If you live away from the beach take her to a nice quiet hill and either watch the sunset or just stare at the stars.

Or if you got a koo homie, have them preset the stuff at the beach, park, hill, whatever with a little candle lighting the little pad. She'll be all over you "aww how sweet... blah blah blah."

That ----'ll do the trick. Girls and that mushy mushy ----.


its gonna be like -4 here tomorrow night

Tomo_HC3D 02-13-2004 09:08 AM

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its only one day in a year for her... dont waste it

projekteg 02-13-2004 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by sohcrxsi
its gonna be like -4 here tomorrow night

well then stick her face in the snow and her ass in the air

deacon2377 02-13-2004 09:43 AM

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Do both. Credit card one and cash the other.

Don't diss your lady on V-day. She will hate you, and then all of her friends will hate you. Then when you break up with her you will have no chance with her friends b/c they all know what you did.


anthony88 02-13-2004 10:27 AM

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youre all right ill just buy 1 rose 1 mandrel bent pipe 1 box of chocolates & 1 silicone hose
i cant go to the beach its 32ºF

turboboy 02-13-2004 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Tomo_HC3D
its only one day in a year for her... dont waste it

giving them ---- on a holiday is cool, but randomly showing them how much you care is way better. my girlfriend hates valentines day, so im gonna go get her a nice rose today ;D

jung4g 02-13-2004 11:49 AM

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Word, I feel this post...

my girl is in Chicago, I'm up here in Minneapolis. I'm staying here, and she's staying there, is she happy about that? NO. To make it worse, her roomates boyfriend lives 2 miles from me and is driving down, so I could go down there with him, but I told her I need to work on the civic (since it died). Now every time we talk she's like "v-day is gonna suck", so I just keep saying, "you should come up here and we can go out then"

She understands then, I go visit her, but she doesn't have a car to come visit me, so she can't complain anymore. Plus I sent her a cheezy stuffed dog and a card = $35 shipped 2-day.

So not only did I get out of it cheaper, but I'll be dicking around on the cars all weekend with buddies.

quickcrx702 02-13-2004 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by jung4g
Word, I feel this post...

So not only did I get out of it cheaper, but I'll be dicking around on the cars all weekend with buddies.




id rather be in some -----.

dragon 02-13-2004 02:19 PM

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Dog dont listen to the guys who said worry about your car. This is your girl. Most likley she is going to get you something and you are just going to buy a downpipe? Whats your excuse when she has that shocked look in her face? You have all ------- year to buy that downpipe and only one time a year to give her something for valentines. Come on man, this is no brainer. ---- around and she'll leave ass your for someone else who is willing to buy her some flowers or chocolate for $45. ::) You know what to do.

warren_teg 02-13-2004 02:47 PM

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FUCKEN WELL SAID. :). your a gentlemen and a scholar. ;)


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