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turbo or girl all i need is charge pipes to finish my project what should i do it already got put on hold for christmas i think i can get away with cheap chocolate for her what would you do flowers are ------- expensive($40-$50)+ dinner ic pipes are about $100 HELP
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Man ---- that, valentines day is for suckers.
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turbo. if she likes you enough she'll understand. if not, she's dumb.
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Originally Posted by MakAttack
turbo. if she likes you enough she'll understand. if not, she's dumb.
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yeah your right i guess i just gotta beat it up good
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im going to buy my self some condoms and ---- myself. total cost 4.25
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Seriously. You've now said that I am right. You have to turbo your car now. Otherwise I'll kill you. ;D
If I had the money to turbo my car (hopefully not the one i have now but a BETTER one) or buy my bf something for v-day...you can bet yer ass I'd have a turboed car! |
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I'll be in traffic school all of valentines day. :D I guess the next weekend I'll make it up by marrying the broad. lol ;D
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Normally i would say turbo, but i know if i did that to my g/f, i'd probably lose my nads.
The cost of flowers= $40 The cost of dinner= $50 The cost of condoms to get laid after dinner= $4.50 The look on her face when u ask to borrow $100 for turbo= Priceless ;D Just my 2 cents ;D |
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me and my girlfriend are getting a hotel to ---- in, my twin bed in the dorm isnt really that fun since its 4 feet in the air and slippery
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---- Valentines day!Its just a marketing ploy to make lots of money from stupid fucks that buy into that whole thing.Finish your kit and if your girl really loves you youll get the nookie annyways........I love being maried.You dont have to do anny of that ---- anny more 8)
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I'm starting to think that I can use the excuse of, "I don't need to get you anything for valentines, our anniversary will be next week." Maybe this could pay off. ;)
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red lobster here we come
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love & v-day is over-rated. :-X
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dont be a cheap ass, take your girl out on valentines day. you can finish your car later. also, you dont have to spend the whole $100. if i were you i would just spend $50 on your girl, and keep the other $50 for your car so that you are not set back too much. you dont have to take her to the nicest place, just take her out. whats $30 on dinner, and $20 on misc other bullshit. just get her a single rose($10 at the most at a good florist shop), and a card, ---- the chocolate. maybe its just me, but i think i get more ass from giving a single rose than from giving a dozen... plus its cheaper.
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Hahahaha this post is funny.
But in all seriousness, I feel your pain man. I don't have a car that could be turboed like that or anything, but I am several grand in debt and gotta pay the bills. So I'm being cheap and gonna give her that v-day romance at the same time. First buy her a rose, just one, with that white fluffy ---- that they wrap it in (looks purdy). Then load up your car with a nice little basket with some nasty ass sandwiches that you made and the accomodations. And bring a banket, take her to the beach, lay down the blanket and watch the sunset. If you live away from the beach take her to a nice quiet hill and either watch the sunset or just stare at the stars. Or if you got a koo homie, have them preset the stuff at the beach, park, hill, whatever with a little candle lighting the little pad. She'll be all over you "aww how sweet... blah blah blah." That ----'ll do the trick. Girls and that mushy mushy ----. |
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Originally Posted by d16z64life
---- Valentines day!Its just a marketing ploy to make lots of money from stupid fucks that buy into that whole thing.Finish your kit and if your girl really loves you youll get the nookie annyways........I love being maried.You dont have to do anny of that ---- anny more 8)
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Originally Posted by d16z64life
---- Valentines day!Its just a marketing ploy to make lots of money from stupid fucks that buy into that whole thing.Finish your kit and if your girl really loves you youll get the nookie annyways........I love being maried.You dont have to do anny of that ---- anny more 8)
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do you love this girl? or even really care. you pick your car over her and you wont be getting piece for a long time... don't be dumb, your car can wait it doesnt have feelings.
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yup, all these guys act like hard dicks, but the ones that do spend their money on their car without buying a chick anything, prolly don't have chicks, and the guys that say they do have girls but don't buy them anything, are probably whipped in real life and they're just telling you what they would like to do. and mary, no matter what you say, you're a girl and even if you don't admit it, you know you would rather have a guy spend money on you for sweet things than spend it on his car :-* so yeah, it basically boils down to how you feel about this girl and where you want the relationship to go, if you stay with her, she'll never forget it if you don't get her anything. one thing i've learned is that valentines day IS VERY IMPORTANT to girls, so just act like it's important to you too if you really care about her, if not, just buy her some chocolate and some cheap carnations and rent the 25.99 hotel room and ---- her in the ass.
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Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
Hahahaha this post is funny.
But in all seriousness, I feel your pain man. I don't have a car that could be turboed like that or anything, but I am several grand in debt and gotta pay the bills. So I'm being cheap and gonna give her that v-day romance at the same time. First buy her a rose, just one, with that white fluffy ---- that they wrap it in (looks purdy). Then load up your car with a nice little basket with some nasty ass sandwiches that you made and the accomodations. And bring a banket, take her to the beach, lay down the blanket and watch the sunset. If you live away from the beach take her to a nice quiet hill and either watch the sunset or just stare at the stars. Or if you got a koo homie, have them preset the stuff at the beach, park, hill, whatever with a little candle lighting the little pad. She'll be all over you "aww how sweet... blah blah blah." That ----'ll do the trick. Girls and that mushy mushy ----. |
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its only one day in a year for her... dont waste it
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Originally Posted by sohcrxsi
its gonna be like -4 here tomorrow night
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Do both. Credit card one and cash the other.
Don't diss your lady on V-day. She will hate you, and then all of her friends will hate you. Then when you break up with her you will have no chance with her friends b/c they all know what you did. |
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youre all right ill just buy 1 rose 1 mandrel bent pipe 1 box of chocolates & 1 silicone hose
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Originally Posted by Tomo_HC3D
its only one day in a year for her... dont waste it
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Word, I feel this post...
my girl is in Chicago, I'm up here in Minneapolis. I'm staying here, and she's staying there, is she happy about that? NO. To make it worse, her roomates boyfriend lives 2 miles from me and is driving down, so I could go down there with him, but I told her I need to work on the civic (since it died). Now every time we talk she's like "v-day is gonna suck", so I just keep saying, "you should come up here and we can go out then" She understands then, I go visit her, but she doesn't have a car to come visit me, so she can't complain anymore. Plus I sent her a cheezy stuffed dog and a card = $35 shipped 2-day. So not only did I get out of it cheaper, but I'll be dicking around on the cars all weekend with buddies. |
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Originally Posted by jung4g
Word, I feel this post...
So not only did I get out of it cheaper, but I'll be dicking around on the cars all weekend with buddies. id rather be in some -----. |
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Dog dont listen to the guys who said worry about your car. This is your girl. Most likley she is going to get you something and you are just going to buy a downpipe? Whats your excuse when she has that shocked look in her face? You have all ------- year to buy that downpipe and only one time a year to give her something for valentines. Come on man, this is no brainer. ---- around and she'll leave ass your for someone else who is willing to buy her some flowers or chocolate for $45. ::) You know what to do.
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FUCKEN WELL SAID. :). your a gentlemen and a scholar. ;)
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i say ---- the world.....na you need to treat your girl right.
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Originally Posted by hotrex
im going to buy my self some condoms and ---- myself. total cost 4.25
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good q... Yea idk about you guys but id rather be getting ----- then makin my gf mad by not gettin her anything... but what the hell do i know i dont have a gf anymore
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Originally Posted by Dragon
Dog dont listen to the guys who said worry about your car. This is your girl. Most likley she is going to get you something and you are just going to buy a downpipe? Whats your excuse when she has that shocked look in her face? You have all ------- year to buy that downpipe and only one time a year to give her something for valentines. Come on man, this is no brainer. ---- around and she'll leave ass your for someone else who is willing to buy her some flowers or chocolate for $45. ::) You know what to do.
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Wasnt there a comedian who said that the male equivalent to Valentines day should be "Steak and blowjob" day? I say we start that holiday.
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Originally Posted by deacon2377
Wasnt there a comedian who said that the male equivalent to Valentines day should be "Steak and blowjob" day? I say we start that holiday.
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This post is really gay.Whats so special about Valentines Day?Who made it up?What does it mean this day in our society?Ghettoturbo is right.I treat my wife good all year.Why should I have to do something special for her this one day when all the restaurants are full,every one is selling teddy bears,flowers, and roses at twice there regular market value!I hate ---- like this where you are expected to do something or act a certain way just couse everyone else is doing it.Thats just the way I feel about the whole thing.Obveiouseley most of you dont and thats why buisneses that cater to this day are making a killing!If you treat your girl good all year we can get rid of this stupid holiday!!! |
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its not what u spend . ..
or how much u spend .. its the thought ;) |
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its not what u spend . .. or how much u spend .. its the thought ;) |
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Mark your calanders, Steak and Blowjob day is March 20th!
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