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I ain't doing ----. The anniversary is the 21st, so I get off every valentines day and we just do anniversary ----. This year she says "we have to go somewhere for our anniversary". She said it didn't matter where, we just had to go, so I said we're going to the NHRA race in Phoenix.

I got off the last date by taking her shooting too. :6

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see steve thats the ---- im talking about. Racing and shooting. The only thing that would make that any better is a bunch of Booze ;)

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hahaha good one sir :6

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Her ex gave her roses the same day he screwed some other chic. So she hates roses. I get off with the cheap flowers.

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go buy a large cheap bear. sleep with it a week to get your scent on it. hose it with your cologn or aftershave & toss that bitch over.

works like a charm. i started doing that about 4 years ago and both the bitches still let me hit it anytime they aint got dates and are hard up... and still keep the bears out lmao. trust me... best $15 you can ever spend at a k-mart

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I bought my girl ~100$ of flowers, bear, chocolate, ------- usual ----.
Then we broke up a day ago.
So now I have to eat the chocolates, find a fat lonely chick, and dump off the other ---- on her for some "maybe later poon".
------- ---- lol.

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Just gonna take a break from beating her ass when I get home. But tomorrow she'll catch a punch to the clam. ;)

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For real mine's bday was 2 days ago.. now Valentines in a couple days.. then anniversary on March 7th. Woofuckinhoo.

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graveyard flowers ftw