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Valentine’s day
Lets see what you guys are going to do with the gals on the V-day.
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Give her a big ass stuffed bear that my ex gave me a few years ago and has been sitting in the closet. She's cooking dinner so all I have to do is pick up some flowers. Oh, and she hates roses. :6
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Re: Valentine’s day
Originally Posted by doug684
Give her a big ass stuffed bear that my ex gave me a few years ago and has been sitting in the closet. She's cooking dinner so all I have to do is pick up some flowers. Oh, and she hates roses. :6
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We're going to make love then I'm going to cry in her arms :'(
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Nothing.
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Originally Posted by JoshMO
We're going to make love then I'm going to cry in her arms :'(
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She bought me a new shotgun...I better do something
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Originally Posted by doug684
Whatever gets you the poon. I would prefer to spend $15 on some flowers, to each his own.
After that I'll punch her in the eye and tell her to make me a sammich |
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Originally Posted by sumbody75
She bought me a new shotgun...I better do something
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Came with 4 boxes of shells... ;D
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Originally Posted by doug684
Whatever gets you the poon. I would prefer to spend $15 on some flowers, to each his own.
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A dozen roses in NYC is something like $150. I learned that on Regis and Kelly this morning... oh daytime TV.
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jack ----. maybe i'll jack her some clothes or something and call it a day. :6
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Originally Posted by 97EconoBox
Damn dude where are you finding flowers for 15 bucks?!?!
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Got her a small digital camera she can take to parties/events and such and not lug her big one around (her bday is V-day) and we're going out for steaks. Then I have to study for a fluid dynamics exam in the morning :7
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rape
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edible arangements ftw looks like flowers but its fruit strawberrys get me some ass mabey head if there a good batch
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Re: Valentine’s day
Originally Posted by TorganFM
Nothing.
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nothing, its a hallmark holiday. But every thursday night we go out to dinner at a local brewery. Have some good god damn food and beer, and then go home all fat and full!!!!!
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I ain't doing ----. The anniversary is the 21st, so I get off every valentines day and we just do anniversary ----. This year she says "we have to go somewhere for our anniversary". She said it didn't matter where, we just had to go, so I said we're going to the NHRA race in Phoenix.
I got off the last date by taking her shooting too. :6 |
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see steve thats the ---- im talking about. Racing and shooting. The only thing that would make that any better is a bunch of Booze ;)
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Originally Posted by TorganFM
A dozen roses in NYC is something like $150. I learned that on Regis and Kelly this morning... oh daytime TV.
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go buy a large cheap bear. sleep with it a week to get your scent on it. hose it with your cologn or aftershave & toss that bitch over.
works like a charm. i started doing that about 4 years ago and both the bitches still let me hit it anytime they aint got dates and are hard up... and still keep the bears out lmao. trust me... best $15 you can ever spend at a k-mart |
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I bought my girl ~100$ of flowers, bear, chocolate, ------- usual ----.
Then we broke up a day ago. So now I have to eat the chocolates, find a fat lonely chick, and dump off the other ---- on her for some "maybe later poon". ------- ---- lol. |
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Just gonna take a break from beating her ass when I get home. But tomorrow she'll catch a punch to the clam. ;)
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MY DICK IN A BOX
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Originally Posted by Stealthmode
I ain't doing ----. The anniversary is the 21st, so I get off every valentines day and we just do anniversary ----. This year she says "we have to go somewhere for our anniversary". She said it didn't matter where, we just had to go, so I said we're going to the NHRA race in Phoenix.
I got off the last date by taking her shooting too. :6 |
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graveyard flowers ftw
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im just gonna feed the bitch that fucked up my life and continues to do so, only because i can eat too.
dont ever get a bitch pregnant kids. |
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Originally Posted by myAE86turbo
im just gonna feed the bitch that fucked up my life and continues to do so, only because i can eat too.
dont ever get a bitch pregnant kids. |
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gonna get her a massage from some asians at the mall then stick it in her ass :y
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Bought her flowers today to be delivered tomorrow(more of a surprise, ---- V-day), get her nails done Saturday and a fat dinner Saturday night at our favorite restaurant. Should cost me around $300. :3
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Re: Valentine’s day
Originally Posted by myAE86turbo
im just gonna feed the bitch that fucked up my life and continues to do so, only because i can eat too.
dont ever get a bitch pregnant kids.
Originally Posted by EGgyLShatch
second that
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Re: Valentine’s day
Originally Posted by buk9tp
graveyard flowers ftw
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if I had a significant other I would buy her a diamond necklace, but since I don't maybe some Mugen rims for me, lol.
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Originally Posted by myAE86turbo
dont ever get a bitch pregnant kids. |
Re: Valentine’s day
iburn make a shirt with that on it
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albertsons has a dozen roses on sale for 14.99 bitches
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