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So I was downtown last night hanging out at autozone where all the car guys hang out and this ------- comes over and was doing the whole "v8's will kill any 4 cylinder" speech and that hondas are only grocery getters and all that hooplah. he says his buddy has a 600hp mustang and he'd smoke any of us. but the funny part was that this guy Ron shows up in the midst of all of this and he has a 650whp integra and gladly tells him he'll race him. so hopefully tonight there will be a pretty good race and the douchebag will choke on his words. oh yeah and i've decided i'm not gonna go for style or appearance anymore,I"m gonna get rid of my heavy ass wheels, & system and I'm gonna be building a h22 turbo in my crx. gut it/roll cage/fuel cell because I'm sick of all these v8 assholes thinking that anything with a 4cylinder is slow.


josh

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OK!

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If it takes a V8 douchebag to convert a ricer, at least we know they're good for something!

Down with rice!

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Please get the race on film.

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film it. ya the guy sounds like a douchebag. but remember kids anyboday can be a douchebag.

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:y

Should be pretty sick.

H22 in a CRX though? Good luck on room.. I can imagine there won't be much of it.

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i think it has been done. but not by a noob...

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from a dig, moneys on the stang.........

650 whp FWD, not gonna get traction till top of third gear, stang will be LONG gone by then.

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Werd...rear wheel drive's got the advantage on that.

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especially if he says turbo.. who the ---- needs a core support or bumper support anyway? weight reduction! :8

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so how fast is your car douche bag

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not always true. The si from CFT has beaten plenty of rear wheel drive cars and it has over 500whp. Im pretty sure they have made suspension set up on the vechicle so don't always count out fwd hondas ;)

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Good luck with the fire wall you will have to move back or bend/dent in to make enough room.

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I remember reading an article on swapping an H22 into a CRX.. one of the tools required is a hammer for some "space issues" :6

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Guys give this kid some slack. He probably hasn't been off the rice for more then 72 hours yet.
Ask any ricer worth his weight in eBay kits and pep boys accessories. The H22 is the shizzle. I have a few examples

#1 Hey guys I Just installed my killer body kit and took of my hubcaps but the freakin v6 mustang still beat me through the school zone at 3 this afternoon. {supportive king ricer friend} just wait till you get that h22 with your student loan then he's toast.

#2 Jesus flippen Christ man I just got a ticket. My body kit should help my civics aerodynamics but when I tried to ditch the pig he was on me like your mom.
{supportive ricer friend} Don't worry dude you can save all your gas money till you get your license back and buy an h22. then you won't have to worry about cops.

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If that rustang owner is dumb enough, you may be able to convince him to go from a 40mph. roll but if not that teggy is deff. gonna have some traction issues even if he has LSD. but it would be nice to see it on video.

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I'm trying to figure out what a fuel cell has to do with anything.

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It is for his flux capacitor. Have you ever tried to keep plutonium in a normal gas tank? Hello melted bodykit.

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dosn't hasport make a kit to put an H22 in a CRX?? it can't be super hard if that is the case

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HASport makes a kit to put B-series into 84-87 chassis. It is super hard.

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Sorry; my import history stopped at june '04. Wasn't Bergenholtz the only one who did it?


I know more about Quad 4 motors though :X

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wow I see HMT is really up on top of things.... ::) H series in a CRX seen it dont quite a few times, nothing new and oh wait!!! The mount kit is on the front of Hasport web site :1\


http://www.hasport.com/

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^ No ----, cum stain.

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umm, who cares. i bet the thread creator is one of those guys that always says " my friend will beat you" all the while he drives a 1984 civic 1500s

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I hope ur not calling me a ricer. but its ok , i dont have an autozone wing or fart-can on my car. i'd call myself a ricer if i had a lightup shiftknob, strobes, apc wing, underbody neons, and the usual 10.99 autozone specials. gotta love that. i love the coons that drive around with the lightup exhaust tips. but thats beyond the issue. 650hp teg v.s. a 600hp mustang is worth the front view seat.

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---- you for making this thread.

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i really need to post a pic of my car... i have 2 rice cans :D haha... and soon a dump pipe right after the turbo :P HAHA! and a non-painted body kit thats not on the car, but its kinda fun to put on and EVERYONE will rev at you and want to race. it does make the day go by alil after :P

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http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/rides/1340/...s0yZEBFnRqsPXP

http://www.rankmyride.com/data//7/5/...icture_012.jpg

Leave the body kit off, and take the altezzas with them :X

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I love the "well my buddy has this and that and then some..." lines. You know damn well they dont have ----. RARELY have I come across a story that involved a "my buddy" line that was even remotely true. Plus why is that fucker even saying ---- if he cant put his OWN car on the line...it alsmost sounds as if its a reverse ricer situation there...pot calling the kettle black?

He probably has an SVT cobra R badge with matching cobra r wheels and body kit/wing and even the side pipes, on a 6 cylinder automatic lol. I came across that once... Just proves that there is such a thing as a DOMESTIC ricer (hate to say it).

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I saw a gtr emblem on an impala the other day :X

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Atleast you guys dont have people running around with cars like this

http://myspace-565.vo.llnwd.net/0043...34909565_l.jpg

Only power modifications is a k&n filter and a cherry bomb muffler :P man I hate that car. She thinks it's the ---- too, my stock auto 4 door civic creamed her on the highway... it was sad :X :l

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:y

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WOW, i didn't knwo i had any up!!!
the tezza's are now painted black, so its ALOT different lookin, i got the kit cuz i thoguth i needed it for the intercooler, but then found out the dremel fixed it :D

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95% of V8's will kill any FWD 4-cylinder. the Mustang will probably rape the Integra and further prove that FWD is worthless.

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Your pictures are all over the web, michigan. Google does wonders

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My buddy, a local shop owner, from 4 years ago, street legal through the mufflers, no trailer queen.

http://bonespec.com/Vids/Local%20V8's/craig916.wmv

Now runs 8.8's at 150+ mph.

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did you bang her?

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haha no.. this kid is

http://myspace-326.vo.llnwd.net/0071...18685326_l.jpg

He's about the size of Kain.

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wow, what did you google for?!

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michigan_soler

lol