EG-prince

Hey guys, sorry its been a while just have been busy and didn't have access to el internetado. It was friggen awesome to meet everybody on my way through, and all the HMTer's I met are real stand up guys. Hatrack, that old bastard, he made me eat pizza and drink his pop, and then he forced me to drool at his GE sleeved b16 block and all his goodies. And then I managed to trade my red rust rocket hatch and my turbo kit in St. Louis for a minty rice rocket yellow del slo, just in time to catch JD in "ashEVILle" JD showed me that southern hospitality and gave me a much needed couch to sleep on after a couple nights sleeping in the front seat of a hatch and a slo. Then JD tried to wake me up for an early breakfast, but in his futility had some old guy (hatrack) call me to get me off my lazy ***. J-Dizzle then diagnosed my phantom CEL in the slo, and even tried to recharge my AC but it turned out the kid's intake had worn a hole in one of the lines. We cruised down the the yota shop and I met Mr2guru and his crew-ru. They were all cool guys (and a gal), but Mr2guru himself would have been way cooler if he hadn't left his mr2-toy at home. To regress, JD's apartment was just what I expected, with 3 or 4 torn apart smiley tigs occupying kitchen counter space and random ecu's and circuit boards everywhere. I tried to steal his holset, but i couldn't discreetly smuggle it out in my pants. WELL Joseph force fed me one last meal and then I was on my way. The next afternoon I arrived in Complex's driveway to him ripping the heart out of his yota (whats with all these yota-hmt members??) and we wrenched on that a while and managed to get the engine and tranny out but it needed a new clutch so that was to wait for the next day. Complex and his fam fed me a delish dinner and I got to choke a few kittens, and later on we headed over to stenzeltim's shop/home, which is now the official WPA base of operations apparently. Sinister managed to meander his way on down also and we all turbo'd the ---- out of Tim's DA (which the bastard managed to pick up with an entire b16a swap for only $500) but still needed some more parts and fabrication, and we ran out of beer. Hopefully they finish that ---- this weekend. I crashed on Complex's couch that night and woke up to him bolting his clutch on. Apparently that ---- is back in the yota now.. it better be running! But once again, thanks to all. I had a lot of fun doing the tour de HMT, and I really appreciate everything you all did for me. Don't think you've seen the last of me yet!

Cliff notes: JD fabricates elaborate lies to misguide and fool all members of HMT and is secretly dating all the moderators of HT

Oh and hatrack, hit me up with your address so I can send you your map book back-- that thing saved my *** a few times

Smith-02

first startup, nothings tuned, albeit it being carbed

Slo_crx1

Good ---- man, wish you coulda swung by my place but it's all good. You should shoot down to Chris's (Xenocron) shop September 23rd for the NE meet if you can, ought to be a good time.

EG-prince

yeah, I wanted to swing by, but I was pretty spent after the 5 days or so of driving and little sleep. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna come to the Xeno-meeto as long as nothing major comes up. I'm going to see if I can't rally any other friends to come along too.