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hmtmom 03-11-2004 02:38 PM

Thong gal!
 
Well, leave it to mom and CCA to come up with an appropriate model that can do HMT justice!! Enjoy!

Love,
Mom

http://www.geocities.com/speedpartsrus/hmtgal.jpg

warren_teg 03-11-2004 02:53 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
no way that ain't real.. :o :o :o :o if it is well mad props on that

MakAttack 03-11-2004 03:00 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
Yea, it looks like a chop. But who knows, maybe it's one of her friends, or sister, or another PTA mom lol. If it is real, congrats to you Mom, you'll be the hero of the site for....well, forever ;)

HMT-Admin 03-11-2004 03:11 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
Rene' I think your the new HMT Milf :-*

looking pretty 80's rough though ;)

dragon 03-11-2004 03:48 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
Thats what im talking about. Good job represtenting Rene. And I agree with AbaZ your a real MILF ;D

Dr.Boost 03-11-2004 03:54 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
Ok, I wanna know what part of that picture is you. ???
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hmtmom 03-11-2004 04:01 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
I never said it was me!!!! ::) I just did the picture -

It is very 80's - it came from an 80's porn box - movie is called "Shifting Gere" - the girl is Ashly Gere. I'm a video wholesaler. We bought out a chain of video stores, and we ended up with their whole back room of porn - about 5000+ videos. I'm finally getting around to selling it off on Ebay, and Anthony saw this one today and said "now THAT should be the HMT girl!!"

Works, though, huh??

Rene'

(I'm still a MILF - but I'm NOWHERE close to that caliber! LOL!)

dragon 03-11-2004 04:02 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
damn...i thought it was you :-\

airtonics 03-11-2004 04:02 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
Just because its hard to beleive I'd have to say its photoshopped...if not congrats and who is it by the way?

You saying you found someone to model it sounds more like its not you but someone else. Well all just want to know who our hmt model is.... I think its time to take me off the front page ;)

Dr.Boost 03-11-2004 04:04 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 

Originally Posted by HMTMom
We bought out a chain of video stores, and we ended up with their whole back room of porn - about 5000+ videos.

OMG how cool. :o I would have never thought of just buying the whole porn store instead of nickel and diming them every time I want a new porn. ;)
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hmtmom 03-11-2004 04:04 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
Sorry - guess I should have been more clear it wasn't me! It seemed to me given the harsh standards you guys have that strippers and porn stars were the caliber needed for the job! ;D ;D

airtonics 03-11-2004 04:06 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
lol nice I must have been making my post when you posted...

nice use of photoshop then and dr boost...maybe you should start saving for your own collection/store now.

dragon 03-11-2004 04:06 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
how much you selling them porn tapes for? ;D Nice photochop too ;)

hmtmom 03-11-2004 04:08 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
I didn't really want them, but the deal was if we wanted the 15,000+ regular movies, we had to take the porn also. This guy had been in business since the mid 80's. He was a SEVERE alcoholic and had gotten where he was only opening one store when he needed booze money. He was six months behind on the rent for the shopping center. The rental manager worked with us to buy out the inventory so he could get the guy out and move someone else in. That place was NAS-TEE!!! Cigarette butts everywhere, tobacco juice, filth, dirt. Pretty nasty. It took us about five months to get the deal done because the guy was such a psycho. His family finally had him put in rehab and we got it done. We've made a fortune on the buy out, but what a pain in the ass THAT was!!

You can check out what I've got up for sale if you like:
http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...&sort=3&rows=0


Originally Posted by Dr.Boost

Originally Posted by HMTMom
We bought out a chain of video stores, and we ended up with their whole back room of porn - about 5000+ videos.

OMG how cool. :o I would have never thought of just buying the whole porn store instead of nickel and diming them every time I want a new porn. ;)


Dr.Boost 03-11-2004 04:22 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 

Originally Posted by airtonics
dr boost...maybe you should start saving for your own collection/store now.

Way ahead of ya buddy..... 8)
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dragon 03-11-2004 04:33 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
hahaha I just got one 8)

hmtmom 03-11-2004 04:54 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
OMG - I should have known which one! LOL! :D

Some I just put together in lots, but some looked like they would go for more money on their own. I knew there were plenty of guys that would grab onto that one! LOL!

I got $25.00 for one that was a porn with breast feeding and pregnant women. ACK!

Mom


Originally Posted by Dragon
hahaha I just got one 8)


dragon 03-11-2004 04:57 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
haha yeah when i saw the title of that video i had to get it :)

jake2001z001 03-11-2004 04:58 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
HMT MOM sounds like a freak

hmtmom 03-11-2004 05:07 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
Umm...how about that Avatar there, dude? WHO'S the freak??

jake2001z001 03-11-2004 05:24 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
Atleast i admit it

tranceminister 03-11-2004 05:26 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
hehe, it's a face only a mother could love ;) Nice work with the HMT thong pic too mom... eerrr... That just sounds dirty :P

HMT-Admin 03-11-2004 06:06 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/barbiegal7/adultlot33.jpg

MOM! I'm totally jumping in on this one "lot of 26 adult movies"

hahahahha, Rene the freak! :)

jake2001z001 03-11-2004 06:09 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
Im all over that hispanic porn, I gotta thing for hispanic chciks, everyone knows that

hmtmom 03-11-2004 06:42 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
Now son, you know you love me even more because I sell porn!! ;D

Hey, I'm out to make a buck. If that includes selling hispanic porn, so be it!! 8)

I just found one in a box today that is SO NASTY!!! Check this out: (WHO WOULD BUY THIS???) I may have to toss this one in the garbage - but who knows? If they made the movie, I guess someone wants it!!

http://www.geocities.com/speedpartsrus/badmamajama.jpg




Originally Posted by AbaZ
MOM! I'm totally jumping in on this one "lot of 26 adult movies"

hahahahha, Rene the freak! :)


jake2001z001 03-11-2004 06:45 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
Give me the name of the werido that pm's you about that porn,if any do, cuase that is some SICK ----

racerex 03-11-2004 06:46 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
I liked the fake breasts that you had for sale on ebay!!

Was that part of the movie deal? ;)

hmtmom 03-11-2004 06:46 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
Do you really think somebody will actually PM me??? :o :o :o

Oh my God...I'm scared..... :'(


Originally Posted by jake2001z001
Give me the name of the werido that pm's you about that porn,if any do, cuase that is some SICK ----


hmtmom 03-11-2004 06:49 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
I was waiting for someone to point that out! LOL! I sell Halloween stuff starting about April through October. One of the places we get masks and costumes from sells these fake body parts. So I checked to see what they sell for. I couldn't BELIEVE IT! You wouldn't believe the profit I'm making on those.

Again, I'm a capitalist chick at heart. I'll sell anything on Ebay (except myself, of course). And let me also point out...the crossdressers ALWAYS pay and they pay IMMEDIATELY! LOL! Gotta love that!

Well, let me say I do draw the line on some things. No used panties or any of that nasty ----. :-X :-X


Originally Posted by racerex
I liked the fake breasts that you had for sale on ebay!!

Was that part of the movie deal? ;)


jake2001z001 03-11-2004 06:54 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 

Originally Posted by racerex
I liked the fake breasts that you had for sale on ebay!!

Was that part of the movie deal? ;)

What were u doing looking for fake breast

Reddy 03-11-2004 06:54 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 

Originally Posted by HMTMom
Now son, you know you love me even more because I sell porn!! ;D

Hey, I'm out to make a buck. If that includes selling hispanic porn, so be it!! 8)

I just found one in a box today that is SO NASTY!!! Check this out: (WHO WOULD BUY THIS???) I may have to toss this one in the garbage - but who knows? If they made the movie, I guess someone wants it!!

http://www.geocities.com/speedpartsrus/badmamajama.jpg




Originally Posted by AbaZ
MOM! I'm totally jumping in on this one "lot of 26 adult movies"

hahahahha, Rene the freak! :)






I think I would buy this from you and send it to somebody else's house.

racerex 03-11-2004 06:58 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 

Originally Posted by jake2001z001

Originally Posted by racerex
I liked the fake breasts that you had for sale on ebay!!

Was that part of the movie deal? ;)

What were u doing looking for fake breast

Hmmm, let me see....I clicked on the link of all her auctions and it was on the first page... ::)

jake2001z001 03-11-2004 07:01 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
oh ok, just say ur sig pic and your talking about the breast and it made me wonder

customcoach 03-11-2004 07:11 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
Do I have the coolest wife or what? ;D

I bet no one else's wife hase 5000 porn tapes. She also sels lingerie and hooker shoes. Anything for a buck. We have to be careful who we let in our guest room. She supported us for a year while I was starting CCA. Now thats a good wife.

And she gave us all the HMT thong model, what else could you want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tranceminister 03-11-2004 07:12 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
:-X :o Oh my god Mom that is nasty!!! hahaha I can't even stop laughing at that one. "Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the bedroom"!!!

MikeJ-2009 03-11-2004 08:17 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
Holy ----. Anthony and mom are freaks.....and I like it. ;) I can't believe all the things you guys have your hands in. I'm over here getting stressed out over oil lines, and your slanging intercoolers, hooker boots, and sex tapes. That is the greatest ---- I've ever heard. But I wanna know, with all the porn tapes laying around, when do you find time to actually work? ??? How come HMT can't get any contests to win a 80's porn tape??? Whats up with that?

Stealthmode whispers to HMTmomsays...Do you have "Sex starved nympho's from Nurenburg"? I've been looking for this one. I'll still be happy if you can at least find me "---- in the mouth for Brenda" lol.

kain 03-11-2004 09:26 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
good lord.

nigel 03-11-2004 09:41 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
you are all nucking futs!!!

Dr.Boost 03-11-2004 09:45 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
OMG this thread is funny. Who would have thought? That fat chick porn is nasty. I bet some frak of nature on Ebay will jump all over that anyways. :-X

Have any of you guys ever seen a porn from the 80's? It's wrong. I thought razors have been around for a long long time, but I guess not. Either that or they forget to shave on a regular basis. It's like they tried to grow as much pubic hair as possible. :-X It's also strange that everything about them is different. Facial features, ass dimensions, stomach muscles, hair, all that ----. OMG I'm grossing myself out. :( Jenna Jameson owns me. 8)

http://www.ronjeremy.com/gallery/big/My-First-Nude.jpg

I mean, I am a big fan of Ron Jeremy and all.. but damn!
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kain 03-11-2004 09:47 PM

Re:Thong gal!
 
heh.


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