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Boosted_StinkyNuts 04-30-2004 01:27 PM

Think Your Job Eats Shit - LOSER FOUND & PIC POSTED
 
This is another ---- post so if it gets locked, ---- it, at least its one more post for me. :D NE way, I was at work last night(about 3:30am) and was taking a stack of spagheti sauce about 5 feet tall to the back room on a dolly and a ------- macaroni noodle got stuck under the wheel... the dolly stoped but the sauce didnt. About 50 jars busted. God damn did it ------- suck..... but at least it smelled good. :-\ It was at that moment I wanted to say ---- this ---- and walk out... but I cant get another job because of my criminal record. By the way, Pay your traffic tickets.

So in an attempt to make my self feel better about my job, tell us what you do for a living and why it blows. The person w/ the worst job gets a picture of my ex bitch in her thong if you want it.

Boosted_StinkyNuts 04-30-2004 01:28 PM

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Im a 21 year old grocery night stalker. I work about 45 hours a week at $7.96 an hour. I have no ------- life due to the fact I go in at 10pm and get out at 7am then sleep during the day. Albertsons OWNS my soul. :'(

warren_teg 04-30-2004 01:29 PM

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i suck dick for a dollar. do i win?
i really wanna see that picture.. you better post that ---- up now that you brought it up.

projekteg 04-30-2004 01:32 PM

Re:Think Your Job Eats Shit - Tell Us About It!
 
no complaints here, 22 year old draftsman, although i have had my share of shitty jobs and life experiences in general, so i feel like i deserve the good job i have now. i use to work 6 days a week, 12 hrs. a day in a pizzaria, i just stayed drunk and high (even at work) to numb my senses of the fact that i was miserable, but hey for some reason, chicks love pizza guys ??? i use to get more ass than i knew what to do with, i guess they see you tossing the pizza and imagine you're tossing up their ass ;D

Boosted_StinkyNuts 04-30-2004 01:34 PM

Re:Think Your Job Eats Shit - Tell Us About It!
 

Originally Posted by warren_teg
i suck dick for a dollar.

I got 73 cents and half a stick a gum, Start sucking... :-X
Dude, settle down Ill post it either way. Just gonna build suspense... ::)

Wally 04-30-2004 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by projekteg
no complaints here, 22 year old draftsman...

No ----...? I've worked with AutoCAD for the last 10 years or so. I really don't like my job, but I can sit online most days when things are slow.

dragon 04-30-2004 01:39 PM

Re:Think Your Job Eats Shit - Tell Us About It!
 
im a sales and customer service representative for net2phone, pennytalk, and voiceline. Im just recently recieved a raise and i have no complaints here. I mkke more money then most people my age at 21. I have to say the worst job i had was working at krogers and being a housekeeper :-\

rollmodel 04-30-2004 01:39 PM

Re:Think Your Job Eats Shit - Tell Us About It!
 
Cedar point - "heres your prize, and the main arcade is down the midway on your right. bathrooms on the left"

I said that all ------ day, it was so boring, then it was so busy and people couldn't speak english and then some asked me why I didn't get "Kosher prizes"? ::) I also had to park nearly a mile away (no ---- I ran for 5 minutes through the parking lot to get to work.) It sucked ass..

Now I am a proffesional college student :P and a Teacher Aid (8.00 and hour to grade papers) 8)

projekteg 04-30-2004 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Wally
I really don't like my job, but I can sit online most days when things are slow.

exactly, and get paid good too, no complaints here ;)

SpeedyJAY 04-30-2004 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Wally
No ----...? I've worked with AutoCAD for the last 10 years or so. I really don't like my job, but I can sit online most days when things are slow.

Im an Architect (Okay Intern Architect) What drives me nuts is that our Cad person sits and surfs the net when we got projects that need to go out!! (J/K)

--my past jobs

a)Concrete- laborer/formsetter/Crane operator
Job was really depressing, I bossed around Strung out 50 year old guys, and stood on a piece of 2x8 30' in the air holding on to a concrete pump shooting 600psi of concrete

b)Pizza delivery- While in school...what sucks? we delivered well past 2:30am and Id close the store and come home when the sun came up

c) Waiter- this is what I did during winter at the ski mt for free pass

d) Bicycle shop- only job I ever got fired from, owner was a bitch, and expected me ( a 16 year old kid at the time) to do a bunch of factory maintenence

idiot-stick 04-30-2004 02:17 PM

Re:Think Your Job Eats Shit - Tell Us About It!
 
Im a web developer and have been with a company for about 4 years making about 35k.

Last year, I moved to AL and my boss said I could keep my job and work from home here. Now im making 37k, but i get NO BENEFITS, no overtime and im working 50-60hrs per week.

The job sucks b/c my boss makes outrageous claims about how fast we can program sites (im the only programmer). so I have to bust ass all the time to make stuff work.

I have numerous VERY LARGE web applications that well...mess up from time to time and I have to support each and every one of them, so Im also the only support guy.

Over the past 4 weeks, Ive been writing a particular site. say 50hrs a week for 4 weeks. thats 200hrs * 18/hr. Thats $3600. The client slipped and told me that he is being charged $17k for the work :(

I know my boss has to make his money too, but thats robbery. I pretty much AM the company. One day i'll grow balls and quit

dragon 04-30-2004 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by projekteg

Originally Posted by Wally
I really don't like my job, but I can sit online most days when things are slow.

exactly, and get paid good too, no complaints here ;)

same here too...in a matter of fact im doing it right now :)

slowcivic 04-30-2004 02:32 PM

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I WAS a temp at a factory, but this monday when I tryed to clock in, the clock read "unknown employee" so they were like, "oh yeah we hired a bunch of temps and you and your wife aren't on that list. shitcanned. Oh well, hopefully I will be getting this sweet cable installer's job........

Wally 04-30-2004 03:14 PM

Re:Think Your Job Eats Shit - Tell Us About It!
 

Originally Posted by SpeedyJAY

Originally Posted by Wally
No ----...? I've worked with AutoCAD for the last 10 years or so. I really don't like my job, but I can sit online most days when things are slow.

Im an Architect (Okay Intern Architect) What drives me nuts is that our Cad person sits and surfs the net when we got projects that need to go out!! (J/K)

lol... it's been reeeeaaalllly slow lately and I always put work before play ;)

Platty9 04-30-2004 04:25 PM

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My worst job was working as a metal fabricator. We would build construction steel work from 6:00 am until 4:30 pm. There nothing quite like welding for 8 hours day in day out when its 85 degrees in there and your wearing boots pants gloves long sleeves and a helmet, not too mention your welding with a MIG gun that can weld anything up to 2in thick.That throws some serious heat! That was seriously bad for my health, i would come home covered in black ----. Everytime i blew my nose black snot came out. I'm sure i inhaled a fair amount of it too. I worked there for 2 summers before i quit all together. I thought it was bullshit that I was only making $8.00 an hour when i was only 16 and 17 and building the same ---- as everyone else who was 3 times my age and making $17 an hour. I asked for $9.00 they said no so i quit. Greates part is that the supervisor that told me no got fired.

MikeJ-2009 04-30-2004 08:18 PM

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I do interior house painting with my friends Dad's company. I work with my best friend, his brother, and his brothers friend. I make pretty stupid money for what I do. Sometimes we work 60 hours a week, and sometimes we have weeks like this where we don't work at all. So I sit home all day and pimp oil lines. I'm pretty fortunate that when we don't have work I don't have to worry about money or anything. :-\

Spenser 04-30-2004 08:21 PM

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I don't have a job, my dad pays all my expenses ;D

FURACERMAN 04-30-2004 08:55 PM

Re:Think Your Job Eats Shit - Tell Us About It!
 
I don't work right now. ------ school. But I used to work at a gas station. The boss was a dick head, but we used to turn the garage into a speed shop at night time, we used to steal all the ---- from the shop that we wanted, and I used to just sit on my ass all day until a full serve customer came in. It was cool to see some dumb bitch drive away with the nozzle still stuck in her car.

idiot-stick 04-30-2004 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Platty9
Everytime i blew my nose black snot came out.

Ah, the black snot. Too much dremeling gives me black snot. Its a nice change from the clear, slightly yellow tint. I mean...who wants the same colored snot day after day.

MikeJ-2009 04-30-2004 09:00 PM

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Thats probably a good explanation of why you aren't working anymore. lol hahah :D

LSD Motorsports 04-30-2004 10:03 PM

Re:Think Your Job Eats Shit - Tell Us About It!
 

Originally Posted by SloS13
Im a web developer and have been with a company for about 4 years making about 35k.

Last year, I moved to AL and my boss said I could keep my job and work from home here. Now im making 37k, but i get NO BENEFITS, no overtime and im working 50-60hrs per week.

The job sucks b/c my boss makes outrageous claims about how fast we can program sites (im the only programmer). so I have to bust ass all the time to make stuff work.

I have numerous VERY LARGE web applications that well...mess up from time to time and I have to support each and every one of them, so Im also the only support guy.

Over the past 4 weeks, Ive been writing a particular site. say 50hrs a week for 4 weeks. thats 200hrs * 18/hr. Thats $3600. The client slipped and told me that he is being charged $17k for the work :(

I know my boss has to make his money too, but thats robbery. I pretty much AM the company. One day i'll grow balls and quit

Why the hell would you do that, Why dont you grow smart and demand a raise. his whole business obviously depends on you, so get some commission on each job or something man, Your boss sucks ass, 60 hrs a week is not worth 37k

LSD Motorsports 04-30-2004 10:09 PM

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Worst job was working at target as a fucken cart Attendant, that ---- reeked ass.. i was young and dumb.. this car burned down in the parking lot one day while i was at work, went back later that night with friend to check it out and my friend starts emptying the car out lol, sure enough someone who worked at target put me at the scene of the crime and my ass was fired the next day. thank Good
I got to school full time and work full time as an asst manager at rubios now.
Cant ask for anything more

Donald125 05-01-2004 01:11 AM

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i work for a car rental company (Buxxxx), i `ve been working there for 5 whole ------- years, it`s a shitty little office, two person operate everything including renting out, check ins, answering phone call, taking resveration, just about all kinda of ---- you can think of. and how much do i get paid after all this years? $7.5.
and my boss only give us 30 dollars(!!!???) as change in the cash draw. every transaction cost over 150 and we are always giving out change from our own $, and he wants every penny back if there`s any short. and he wants to keep all the extra cash in even if it is our own change.
---- that place, i am going to quit this month.

MR2Turbo 05-01-2004 01:43 AM

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I dispatch for my dads friends Sedan company. I get paid $10 hour for 40 hours a week. And I post on forums all night, tough job. ;D

yellowcrx6 05-01-2004 02:27 AM

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i never really had a shitty job, lowest i made was 10 an hour, and i always had a computer and a desk.... at the moment i get 15 an hour, plus a laptop, and i make my own hours 8).... just felt like telling u all

Carnesd 05-01-2004 02:51 AM

Re:Think Your Job Eats Shit - Tell Us About It!
 
I've been making chicken sandwhiches for 3 years now. I hate chicken.


I'm also a struggling student at USC. I think I might lose my scholarship this year. Hopefully my two years of college will look somewhat good on my resume.

45psi 05-01-2004 04:43 AM

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I'm a professional wheel-man

projekteg 05-01-2004 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Donald125
i work for a <A TITLE="Click for more information about car" STYLE="text-decoration: none; border-bottom: medium solid green;" HREF="http://search.targetwords.com/u.search?x=5977|1||||cars|AA1VDw">car</A> rental company (Buxxxx), i `ve been working there for 5 whole ------- years, it`s a shitty little office, two person operate everything including renting out, check ins, answering phone call, taking resveration, just about all kinda of ---- you can think of. and how much do i get paid after all this years? $7.5.
and my boss only give us 30 dollars(!!!???) as change in the cash draw. every transaction cost over 150 and we are always giving out change from our own $, and he wants every penny back if there`s any short. and he wants to keep all the extra cash in even if it is our own change.
---- that place, i am going to quit this month.

damn, i think we have a winner :P

kain 05-01-2004 01:50 PM

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i worked at toys r us. the bos asked me if i knew computers, and i said i know allot, and he made me a cashier. no problem. i actually didnt really mind my job simply because i got paid 7.50 an houre to simply say hi to milfs. and boy o boy where there milfs galore.

i finally ended it on my 4th paycheck i went upo steadilly from 250 to 300 a week for 1 month, but i had to go in for foot sergury which took me out of the game.

also, i had to do reshop. ------- reshop. you know how kids go into toys r us begging for toys and their moms put ---- back on the shelves randomly?? well, after the day was over, we had to put the ---- back in order. lets just say that the store closed at ten, and i sometimes left at 1 or 2 o clock, and about 20 people where doing reshop. pain in the ass.

but the boss was cool cus he would do all the ---- we would do and he would get pissed, not us. i simply slacked off and played with open toys.

Chacko 05-01-2004 02:00 PM

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I worked for Qwest Wireless handling the angry customers over the phone when they wanted to discontinue service because they went over their minutes and didn't realize it, or didn't realize they had entered into a two year service agreement. I did this for 1.5 years, at about 10.35 an hour. I ended upq uitting because they were cutting off management members (my friends), reducing benefits and cutting pay by 10%.

The company has got back on its feet and I just attempted to get rehired there, but when I went in to fill out the paper work I didn't have my SS card on hand for them to scan for records and so I couldn't get the ------- job!


kain 05-01-2004 03:24 PM

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dont you know your own ss number?

Chacko 05-01-2004 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by kain
dont you know your own ss number?

I know the number they require a proof of it for some legal ----.

NotPhilTran 05-01-2004 04:38 PM

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I work at a country club that has 95% college girls for employees, i work for the city reffing hockey. i work at hte air base fixing airplanes for over 11 dollars an hour

im happy.

street_kings 05-01-2004 06:21 PM

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I'm a cell phone salesman in the middle of the mall. I get paid 7 an hour + commission, so about an avg. of 30K last year. It's SLOW AS HELL right now, so basically i get paid to stare at HMT all day long :P

IntaCooler 05-01-2004 06:50 PM

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My job eats major ----, I work at the airport with a Ravage
all we get is people complaining about ---- i dont give a rats ass about, imagine yourself sitting on a chair and getting asked the stupidest question for 8 hours in a row....it would drive a normal man crazy....good think im already NUTZ

Boosted_StinkyNuts 05-01-2004 08:38 PM

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I still think I have the worst job so Im gonna leave it up to everyone else to vote on whos job blows hardest. Just pick a name I really dont give a ----, either way Im posting a pic of my ex... Ill just post your name as the winner in the same post. Maybe I post a pic of her chocking on a weener.....cough*mine*cough ::)

1337 05-02-2004 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Spenser
I'm a flavored condom tester (quality inspecter)...I GET PAID $6/hr...... I just stick the condom on a wooden pole and get to sucking making sure the quality is there. Sometimes when people aren't looking i use the pole as a ---- dildo.


kain 05-02-2004 09:01 PM

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lol wtf?

xpert787 05-02-2004 10:42 PM

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I've got alot of jobs college student,respitory therapist, army reservist. Respitory is cool cause it's easy and it pays well like 21$hr here in FL.

yayopwrcrx 05-02-2004 11:43 PM

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i sell money


i'm a ------- retarded mortgage broker i work strictly off commission and if i really worked i could bring in 6 figures a year but i don't do ---- so i just make what i can and put it in the bank


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