They found jesus?
 

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...esus-tomb.html


Discuss.

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i think they should allow cloning for that DNA. wouldn't mind drinkina beer with buddy christ

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i'll wait until some zealot has an idiotic response before i comment

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So your telling me that they can find the long lost body of the most famous man in history, but the US gov cant find a 6ft5 arab in the desert hooked up to a dialisis machine???











LOL> ::)

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he wouldnt be like you think. most of a persons behavior and thoughts comes from who they were raised by.

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Make a post when they find the Lucky Charms leprechaun. I want to give him back his lucky charms.

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straight kick to the balls huh?? :6

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yea ----, we cant find bin laden but we can sure ---- find jesus tomb, just a load of ---- like everything else is set up to be, some ------- idots with no life making ---- up for money.

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For once I agree with you.

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lol, thanks. but yea its like all these hoax things, one night while sitting here listneing to coast to coast am hahah i hear this ---- about ellensburg and yada yada and mels hole or some ---- im like what the ----, google that ---- and supposidly its some bottomless whole here in eastern wa that has powers and this and that but the old cocksucker says the gov brain washed him and ---- so he cant find it anymore, its the same ----, just some old drunk saggy balled man with whiskey breath blowing ---- right in our faces, some of its fun to listen to though.

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Coast to coast rocks, especially on halloween when they do the annual "ghost to ghost" show hosted by Art Bell.

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yea coast to coast is the ----, beats listening to gay music and commercials all night, i just turn it on the radio and keep it on all night plus they have news and ---- so ill hear stuff on the radio then i hear about it in the morning or on tv. always something interesting someone has to talk about on there. listen'd to coasttocoast for like 7 years now.

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cocksuckers took the idea that The Davinci Code presented, and ran with it. i say its horseshit, people are out to make money by bashing the name of Jesus...

have fun burning in Hell, if you believe in that i guess...

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Jesus is a business full of empty hope. Mindless people need a reason to live so a preecher gives them self worth as long as the give up the $10%. Someone needs to pay for the preechers big house, luxury cars and toys right? :3

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i guess it depends what religion you are. not all preachers/bishops get paid. most have fulltime jobs just like you or i...

dont get me wrong, im not a churchy person. but i do see skewed perspectives from both sides. those that are not religious think just like you, when in reality its not 100% true. then again, those that are churchy have a totally fucked perspective of those that dont believe...

who's to say who is right? live your life believing in God and doing his "will", then die to only find out that it was pointless or an empty promise? or live your live how you want, then die and come to find out it was true and be damned for all eternity.

whatever, i dont believe 100% either way. guess ill try to be in the middle somewhere :8

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Even the Pope who deoesnt get "paid" drinks out of solid gold, jewel encrusted pimp cups :6.

I have been in the construction industry long enough to know what kind of homes preachers/pastors build. Now I'm not talking about the guy preeching to two people in a shack in some swamp in Lousiana eather. They dont get paid per say but they get lots of gifts and perks from the religouse cooks that follow them. If your good you can even get some tail from the girls in the youth group. That seems to go on alot down here :S

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Ha.
:y

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pretty much thats the skinny of it. none of the other religions come close to authenticity like Christianity does. most of em are all wacked out anyways. its not as hard or demanding as some people thing either.

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I had Jesus



































































....in my trunk when I came back from TJ.

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'allah akbah alllaaaaaaah aaaakbaah

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hah, I just saw on the news last night, the evangelist guy rev. popov (not the cheap liquor) or something, the one that "healed" people on tv. He was giving out "free" holy water...and when people got it mailed to them, it came with a packet of sanctified holy salt (regular ---- you get at mcdonalds) that they were supposed to sprinkle on a $27 check wrote to him for good fortune. It also came with a ky tube of blessed holy water that they were supposed to drink...then pay him some money. On the commercial he says "call for the free holy water. if you follow the instructions, blessings will come to you." The reporter tried to interview him as he got into his porsche, but he drove off.

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LOL, thats funny ----!

and you know there are a TON of mindless people writing checks as we type this...

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What kind of churches do you see locally? I drive a car 2x as nice as any of the local pastors, minus the catholic guys, they're loaded. And at my old church the pastor lived in a run down 2 story home and drove a late 80's taurus. Yup, he sure is in it for the money though huh?

And this kid is totally trying to ride the coattails of the DaVinci Code. This ---- was found in 1980, and he's trying to exploit it solely for profit. Oh well, more power to him.

^ Thats frickin hysterical... You know how many idiots probably fell for that too?

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Yeah, the bad thing is that he was already called out years ago on another news show and everyone found out he was a fake. Now he's at it again. Last year they collected over 23 million, and he claimed $600k for himself, and $600k for his wife, and $600k for each of his kids... Last time he was called out, someone brought a scanner into his sermon, and picked up a frequency of the pastor's wife telling him personal information about people in the audience she collected before the sermon so that he can seem like a miracle worker / psychic...it's some pretty lowdown ----.

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i was raised Catholic, and my priest drove a late 80s Taurus. there wasnt ---- for money in the Catholic church...

i go to church occasionally and its still the same. ive visited the Mormon church as well and the leaders of the church dont get ---- from the tithing people pay. like i said before, they work regular jobs...

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Oh man thats low :3 Seems theres shitty people everywhere but a lot of religious folk like to use it for personal gain :X

BTW, I wonder what other religions think of this. Jews would be pointing the finger saying "told ya so" since they don't believe in Jesus at all... wonder what the muslims think? Since they believe Jesus was taken straight from Earth to Heaven, although they'd probably say it was Judas' body... hmm

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The catholic guys around here drive newer Caddy's and the like. I'm not saying all of them do.

I'm sure theres leaders in every sect of religion that profit somehow and drive a nice ass car. Corruption isn't confined to any one particular religion.

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jews believe that Jesus was real, but they dont believe that he was Gods son. they believe that he was just a regular person.

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"believe in Jesus" = I meant believe that he was more than what he claimed to be. They believed him to just be a regular old joe who was looney.

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I actually work with Jesus....Jesus Mendoza. He smokes like a smokes like a chimney and drives an old beatup Caravan with the virgin mary sticker on the back with his last name in old english font right above it.

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totally fake

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/mid...st/6397373.stm


p.s. I'll believe someone dieing and being buried in a coffin over them materializing into heaven because the son of god needed to die to wipe the slate of man kinds sins any day of the week.

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i bet the jews are having a field day with this ----, :-*

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christianity is included in those wacked out religions too. some ghost/spirit/supernatural being snapped his fingers and everyting just appered. yeah real ------- believeable

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i dont think the point of this thread was to bash religion.

the davinchi code is bogus and so is this little discovery. all you have to do it see what all the historians are saying about it.

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how many of them have actually examined this in person?? i'm not saying i believe it but, anyone with a PHD can be interviewed and say its a hoax and or its real and just because of thier education media can print it with out guilt



and there is no "H" in DaVinci

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This was discovered 27 years ago and discredited, thats why I say they're riding the coattails of ze davinci code.

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If you talk ---- about Johnny's girl he will make you find Jesus.

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post your resources from someone who knows what they're talking about instead of just saying it was discredited based off your faith? No theologists please.

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Don't care to, use google and find it yourself. I'm not going to get into some dumb ass religious debate with an atheist. I've been in enough on HMT to know that nothing ever works out.