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1991civicsi 11-27-2008 07:54 PM

Re: thanksgiving funnies: laugh at this fucking vortex idiot
 

Originally Posted by Teg2Boo
It can't be true. Pics or didn't happen.

Even a trisomic can't do that.
LOL that's funny.

Anyway 99% of the people don't know what is a turbo. In this 1%, 0.99% of those people don't know how it works. In this 0.01%, 0.0099% can't do/install a custom turbo kit. The 0.0001% that left is HMT.

+1000

Jorsher 11-27-2008 09:58 PM

Re: thanksgiving funnies: laugh at this fucking vortex idiot
 

Originally Posted by Teg2Boo
Anyway 99% of the people don't know what is a turbo. In this 1%, 0.99% of those people don't know how it works. In this 0.01%, 0.0099% can't do/install a custom turbo kit. The 0.0001% that left is HMT.

That post was too close to being legible, so I will point out what's wrong with it.

I think you meant 99% of the 1%, and 99% of that one percent.


Wank.a.lot 11-27-2008 10:01 PM

Re: thanksgiving funnies: laugh at this fucking vortex idiot
 
i'm so tired of people posting fake ---- like this just to get attention.
on a side note

Originally Posted by GhostOfDr.Boost
I had a friend who had a nice(at the time, back when they first came out)eclipse and attempted to change the oil himself. He drained all the tranny fluid and added 5 quarts of motor oil to the motor. So the tranny was dry and the motor had 5 extra quarts in it lol. He called me on his way to Vegas freaking out because his tranny was popping out of 5th gear and his motor was running like piss lmao. I still crack up about that ----. :S

this happened at the oil change place i worked at.
the dumb ass in the pit drained the automatic tranny, the other dumb ass up top filled the engine with 4.5 quarts. started it up to build pressure, turned it off and checked the oil. it was about 5 quarts too full.
so we had to drain some right. so i had to go down and pull the oil drain and let out about 5 qt of oil. dummy up top checked the oil and it was good. the lady called back in about 15 mins saying her cel came on so she turned around to come back and now the car won't drive.
right as that phone call came in i noticed that it smelled like atf down stairs, we didn't do any tranny service that day.

we had to replace her tranny.

Tough-guy 11-27-2008 10:09 PM

Re: thanksgiving funnies: laugh at this fucking vortex idiot
 
If Teg2boo made a valid point in a post why is it SO hard to believe some clown from Germany or whereever fucked up a lube change? Looks like anything can happen these days.

Wank.a.lot 11-27-2008 10:10 PM

Re: thanksgiving funnies: laugh at this fucking vortex idiot
 
because i saw amost the same exact story on another forum.

Tough-guy 11-27-2008 10:13 PM

Re: thanksgiving funnies: laugh at this fucking vortex idiot
 

Originally Posted by N/A mike
because i saw amost the same exact story on another forum.

That was a link from another forum though. :S

Wank.a.lot 11-27-2008 10:16 PM

Re: thanksgiving funnies: laugh at this fucking vortex idiot
 
yeah i know it was a link to another forum.
on another forum i'm on some guy said he did the same thing.
just like the "use sand to port & polish your head" threads that were going around.

Tom-Guy 11-27-2008 10:16 PM

Re: thanksgiving funnies: laugh at this fucking vortex idiot
 
Mike knows the ropes. He's a member of forums other than HMT. :y

Tough-guy 11-27-2008 11:13 PM

Re: thanksgiving funnies: laugh at this fucking vortex idiot
 

Originally Posted by N/A mike
yeah i know it was a link to another forum.
on another forum i'm on some guy said he did the same thing.
just like the "use sand to port & polish your head" threads that were going around.

None-the-less, someone did it, whether it was the O.P. or not. I've worked in the power-sports industry long enough, believe me, people do some moronic ---- to their equipment. You can't imagine the ---- I've seen/heard from customers.

Wank.a.lot 11-27-2008 11:30 PM

Re: thanksgiving funnies: laugh at this fucking vortex idiot
 

Originally Posted by Tough-guy
None-the-less, someone did it, whether it was the O.P. or not. I've worked in the power-sports industry long enough, believe me, people do some moronic ---- to their equipment. You can't imagine the ---- I've seen/heard from customers.

believe me, i know also. i just wish people didn't try to play it off like they did it. why not link it to where they found it.


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