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thanksgiving funnies: laugh at this fucking vortex idiot
put oil in the radiator, and coolant in the oil.
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=4136313&page=3 |
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Your soulmate.
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Why am I not surprised?
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Some people should just have jiffy lube work on their car.
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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Your soulmate.
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Originally Posted by 98redcavz24
Why am I not surprised?
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no way thats real. the guy is totally b.s.ing
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This is no joking matter the man's grandmom is pissed at him!!
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On one hand, I think it's fake. I can't imagine anyone stupid enough to pour a bottle that says "coolant" into a reservoir that says "OIL."
Then again, I've met some extremely stupid people and he sounds about on their level. |
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I had a friend who had a nice(at the time, back when they first came out)eclipse and attempted to change the oil himself. He drained all the tranny fluid and added 5 quarts of motor oil to the motor. So the tranny was dry and the motor had 5 extra quarts in it lol. He called me on his way to Vegas freaking out because his tranny was popping out of 5th gear and his motor was running like piss lmao. I still crack up about that ----. :S
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Originally Posted by Jorsher
On one hand, I think it's fake. I can't imagine anyone stupid enough to pour a bottle that says "coolant" into a reservoir that says "OIL."
Then again, I've met some extremely stupid people and he sounds about on their level. |
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his buddy says
"OMG IM SO SORRY!!!! Its all my fault guys i only work on DSM's and i thought it was backwards like most dsm' are......" WTF idiot then says "Actually im far from clueless. I have one of the fastest DSM's on the east coast, Matter a fact i LOVE ripping apart cars like yours. " PWNED |
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Imagine how stupid the average person is... and just think half the population is stupider than that...
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Originally Posted by brine04
Imagine how stupid the average person is... and just think half the population is stupider than that...
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It can't be true. Pics or didn't happen.
Even a trisomic can't do that.
Originally Posted by g_shok
ive had someone point at the p/s pump and say "is that the turbo?"
Anyway 99% of the people don't know what is a turbo. In this 1%, 99% of those people don't know how it works. In this 0.01%, 99% can't do/install a custom turbo kit. The 0.0001% that left is HMT. |
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Originally Posted by Teg2Boo
It can't be true. Pics or didn't happen.
Even a trisomic can't do that. LOL that's funny. Anyway 99% of the people don't know what is a turbo. In this 1%, 0.99% of those people don't know how it works. In this 0.01%, 0.0099% can't do/install a custom turbo kit. The 0.0001% that left is HMT. |
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Originally Posted by Teg2Boo
Anyway 99% of the people don't know what is a turbo. In this 1%, 0.99% of those people don't know how it works. In this 0.01%, 0.0099% can't do/install a custom turbo kit. The 0.0001% that left is HMT.
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your links dont work
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if you cant tell thats a complete joke, youre dumber then the OP would be if he was actually serious.
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Originally Posted by Teg2Boo
It can't be true. Pics or didn't happen.
Even a trisomic can't do that. LOL that's funny. Anyway 99% of the people don't know what is a turbo. In this 1%, 0.99% of those people don't know how it works. In this 0.01%, 0.0099% can't do/install a custom turbo kit. The 0.0001% that left is HMT. |
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Originally Posted by Teg2Boo
Anyway 99% of the people don't know what is a turbo. In this 1%, 0.99% of those people don't know how it works. In this 0.01%, 0.0099% can't do/install a custom turbo kit. The 0.0001% that left is HMT.
I think you meant 99% of the 1%, and 99% of that one percent. |
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i'm so tired of people posting fake ---- like this just to get attention.
on a side note
Originally Posted by GhostOfDr.Boost
I had a friend who had a nice(at the time, back when they first came out)eclipse and attempted to change the oil himself. He drained all the tranny fluid and added 5 quarts of motor oil to the motor. So the tranny was dry and the motor had 5 extra quarts in it lol. He called me on his way to Vegas freaking out because his tranny was popping out of 5th gear and his motor was running like piss lmao. I still crack up about that ----. :S
the dumb ass in the pit drained the automatic tranny, the other dumb ass up top filled the engine with 4.5 quarts. started it up to build pressure, turned it off and checked the oil. it was about 5 quarts too full. so we had to drain some right. so i had to go down and pull the oil drain and let out about 5 qt of oil. dummy up top checked the oil and it was good. the lady called back in about 15 mins saying her cel came on so she turned around to come back and now the car won't drive. right as that phone call came in i noticed that it smelled like atf down stairs, we didn't do any tranny service that day. we had to replace her tranny. |
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If Teg2boo made a valid point in a post why is it SO hard to believe some clown from Germany or whereever fucked up a lube change? Looks like anything can happen these days.
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because i saw amost the same exact story on another forum.
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Originally Posted by N/A mike
because i saw amost the same exact story on another forum.
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yeah i know it was a link to another forum.
on another forum i'm on some guy said he did the same thing. just like the "use sand to port & polish your head" threads that were going around. |
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Mike knows the ropes. He's a member of forums other than HMT. :y
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Originally Posted by N/A mike
yeah i know it was a link to another forum.
on another forum i'm on some guy said he did the same thing. just like the "use sand to port & polish your head" threads that were going around. |
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Originally Posted by Tough-guy
None-the-less, someone did it, whether it was the O.P. or not. I've worked in the power-sports industry long enough, believe me, people do some moronic ---- to their equipment. You can't imagine the ---- I've seen/heard from customers.
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after completing my reading verified fake.
this link was at the end though and made it all better. http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=index |
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100% true storys
guy drops the oil out of his collarado truck, thinks his oil fill tube is a little small buy whatever, gets his wifes turkey baster out tapes it to his funnel and fills his tranny up with 6 liters of engine oil. :1 guy parks car for a while in his dads yard, going to drive it again pulls the oil cap off cant see any oil, fills her to the top drives it to me for a "lack of power" I drain out 8 liters from the 4 cylinder. :1 I change a guys oil, he drives 8 hours away, oil change light came on while driving (I didn't reset it) he thinks I forgot to put oil in it, puts 5 liters in, drives back home and looses it on me. I reset his light, drian out 5 liters and tell him to have a nice day. :1 there is soo many I could do this all day O0 |
Re: thanksgiving funnies: laugh at this fucking vortex idiot
Originally Posted by Kenny Rogers
Some people should just have jiffy lube work on their car.
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Originally Posted by notfastcrx
no way thats real. the guy is totally b.s.ing
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Originally Posted by CoreyR
if you cant tell thats a complete joke, youre dumber then the OP would be if he was actually serious.
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Originally Posted by Jorsher
That post was too close to being legible, so I will point out what's wrong with it.
I think you meant 99% of the 1%, and 99% of that one percent. I fixed it for more truth! I need to sleep. |
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His friend obviously doesnt know ---- about dsm's... the oil cap and t-stat housing are on opposite sides of each other. He must have been the fastest dick sucking machine on the east coast
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Alas.. there are peopel who are this stupid. And they arent that rare of a breed.
One truly "adept" AAA tow truck driver once asked me (with no hood on my car mind you) after he asked me what I had done to it, 1 day after my y8 swap, with nothing more than a free ebay header bolted on. "So how much boost are you running?" I sent him on his way after they refused to tow my car because "it was lowered, modified, and had racing tires" (hankook z212) and dragged the car back home with a chain and a truck. Was likely safer that way. |
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