Stupid Fucking Cat - Rant
 

So the past week or so, this random cat that wanders the apartment complex has been sitting in front of my windows howling and making all sorts of shitty annoying noises at my roommates cat thru the window.

It's getting really ------- old waking up to that at 4am and 5am.

I can't catch it, otherwise id just haul the thing like a mile down the road and toss it in a ditch somewhere. It's way too people sketchy to get near it.

Does animal control do ---- about that kinda thing if you cant catch the animal? Will they just come look for it and try to catch it?

I hate when people have outdoor cats in apartment complexes. Everytime I see catpaws on my freshly washed car and windshield, i wanna kill one.

Re: Stupid Fucking Cat - Rant
 

you could always "accidentally" run over it...

but with the animal control it depends on if it's somebody's pet or a stray. they'd probably just give the cat's owner a warning if its not a stray, and i'm pretty sure they'll impound it if it doesn't belong to anybody. just my thoughts, i dont run an animal control center or anything but we had a dog a couple doors down that wouldn't shut up down and one of our neighbors complained about it, the owners just got a warning to shut him up.

Re: Stupid Fucking Cat - Rant
 

it has no collar, and who knows what apartment it lives at...wherever it does tho, its never ------- there....its always at my window.

---- i just wanna grab that thing and crack its neck like a bullwhip

Re: Stupid Fucking Cat - Rant
 

animal control isnt gonna show up for a stray cat unless you catch it so start setting your traps and give them a call or just catch it and drive it to another complex and let them deal with it :)

Re: Stupid Fucking Cat - Rant
 

your roomate's cat is tappin' that ass.

Re: Stupid Fucking Cat - Rant
 

my roommates cat would be the ass that gets tapped, and its fixed, so not really.

kinda what i figured. if i catch that thing im hucking it in the ------- river.

Re: Stupid Fucking Cat - Rant
 

well, the cat could accidentally eat some food laced with rat poison... ;)

Re: Stupid Fucking Cat - Rant
 

i hate cats but rat poison wont kill it (rat poison kills rats/mice becuase they cant vomit). try antifreeze burger! or get a BB gun and shot it in the head a few times

**edit, unless they changed the chemical in rat poison, let me know.

Re: Stupid Fucking Cat - Rant
 

Arsenic ???

Re: Stupid Fucking Cat - Rant
 

bahahaha ownt

dumbass